ininewcrow, Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can
digger, Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.
al177, RMS would never touch Java.
jack, Stallman dips his toe into the coffee before he drinks it
SatyrSack, LFS
maniacal_gaff, Well except he uses fedora
bstix, Ok, what OS do I need?
https://feddit.dk/pictrs/image/8c59eb8d-c603-4171-80d1-338da2b6436b.webp
MonkderZweite, (edited ) Android? On-the-go and everything is boxed. Still only plastic.
barsoap, As a DIYer Linux from Scratch obviously.
Tibert, Red Hat enterprise Linux?
AlmightySnoo, Windows Subsystem for Linux
sverit, Lol
surewhynotlem, This response is a hate crime
aniki, deleted_by_author
zurohki, No, that’s self harm.
AlmightySnoo, (edited ) it’s like the OS version of the banana & nutella pizza
d_k_bo, Fedora Silverblue
prettybunnys, Ew it’s Netware
WaterSword, Definitely Rocky Linux
EuroNutellaMan, YiffOS
AlmightySnoo, Arch user here, pour-over coffee is freaking good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4irHNuIx4w
Cowbee, Pour over is just a gateway drug to Espresso down the line, you either go for the simplified Aeropress or the complex espresso.
Hereforpron2, What if you have all of them (minus pods)?
Rekonok, You caffein addicted
And a nerd
Hereforpron2, Accurate on all counts.
Whoresradish, As a person who has only used ubuntu, why does it get so much crap?
ichmagrum, German They had a lot of missteps over the years (e.g. at one point, they shipped with Amazon ads in the OS). Currently it’s the way they’re pushing Snap (which is a lot like Flatpak, but proprietary and only really used by Canonical (because it’s proprietary)).
Plus the whole “it’s for noobs” image.
whaleross, (edited ) Because some people are desperate to feel superior, clinging to what distro they use when they have nothing else.
galoisghost, As someone who has been down the rabbit hole, I was running Gentoo with linux-libre with my use flags all set up to install only what my machine and set up needed. This is the correct answer.
I’ve been back on Kubuntu for about 8 years because it works for me.
pelya, It’s a Linux flavor used by novices, it’s straightforward to install and requires very little configuration to be usable as a document editing workstation.
So it’s apparently for noobs.
Armok_the_bunny, Because it is maintained by a for profit company and because I believe it defaults to sending back telemetry data to said company, though you can opt out of that. Those are the reasons I’m aware of anyway.
awoimbee, Desktop Linux is becoming more mature so there is less need for an “easy” distro. Also, Canonical (company behind Ubuntu) has been pushing their tech (Mir, snaps) instead of contributing to really open alternatives that everyone else uses.
Donkter, What if I pour the grounds and water directly into the cup and just drink around them?
ichmagrum, German Damn, I used to do that. I think I used Windows 7 at the time …
Pantherina, Tails.
No installation, leaves no traces.
bg10k, Temple OS
Franzia, Great meme! Fedora user with that exact pourover! I dont love that pourover though, but my french press and my glass hario switch broke a year ago. Havent gotten to replacing them, so I just keep making coffee this way. My grinder needs cleaning and service, too. This is where I reveal I’m not on Fedora, but rather Nobara.
Astronautical, Honestly, when it comes to Chemex vs a normal pourover filter, pourover is faster and feels better to do imo.
infinitevalence, I love my chemex because it’s nearly impossible to mess up. As long as my beans are fresh and fresh ground it’s going to be a decent cup.
accideath, What distro would a moka pot be?
AlotOfReading, It’s a little weird and very European, so OpenSUSE.
accideath, I can very much live with that. Love me some suse
ebits21, I use an aeropress and Silverblue. Seem right?
spacesweedkid27, Fedora user made this…
aniki, deleted_by_author
PainInTheAES, Linus Torvalds uses Fedora lmao
biscuitswalrus, For asahi on Mac m1 iirc. What coffee is he?
knatschus, Fairtrade Coffee from Starbucks
PainInTheAES, Nah since 2008 according to Wikipedia. But I feel like Asahi would be a siphon coffee maker
Pantherina, Uhm… I dont think so XD
skillissuer, what distro would a sixpack of energy drinks be? what distro would a cup of yerba mate be?
aniki, deleted_by_author
zipsglacier, Cold-brewing pop user here
skillissuer, i just had both and i’m using LMDE
user224, As someone who’s never drank coffee (yes, really), what distro should I use?
I currently daily-drive Manjaro (Plasma) with Linux Mint 20.3 (Cinnamon) installed as a trusty backup.
BiggestBulb, If you've never drank coffee, you should be using Windows lol
SexualPolytope, The Debian one should be a French press. Old and reliable.
ichmagrum, German Coffee filter machines are also old and reliable, very traditional (where I live, at least; French presses are a newer trend compared to that) and very practical-minded (IMO it usually tastes like crap, but you can make a lot of it at once and it stays warm for a long time).
SexualPolytope, MacOS is Starbucks.
baseless_discourse, (edited ) expensive coffee that tastes terrible!
ichmagrum, German You get to choose between burnt-tasting black coffee and a pint of milk with more syrup than espresso!
QueriesQueried, Worse, expensive coffee that tastes mediocre, but they insist they were the first ones to add flavourings to it.
Exec, What distro would a 3 in 1 packet be?
Pantherina, Distrobox but in bad
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