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DigitalTraveler42, in Frodo gets cancelled

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  • scrubbles,
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    I’m pretty far left and I chuckled at this. This is why the right makes fun of us for not being able to take a joke.

    ZOSTED,

    I’m pretty sure they have other, worse reasons.

    I also chuckled.

    Kusimulkku,

    There’s no such thing as being cancelled, mature people just call it “consequences for actions”.

    So there is such a thing but you’d prefer people use different word for the same thing

    wildginger,

    Frodo isnt real my guy

    Moghul, in The Shire is superior

    I empathize with the feeling of living a simpler, happier life, but living like a hobbit would suck for a lot of us.

    Indoor plumbing, sewage, electricity and internet, are all way more important to the kind of people who are on this site than they might expect. In addition to that, if you’ve never lived in the countryside, rural living and basic peasant subsistence farming is fucking awful. You are constantly working maintenance and rebuilding damaged property. You’re always dirty, smelly, and tired.

    Swedneck,
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    but like rural people have plumbing, electricity, and internet? the internet one is absolutely trivial nowadays with 4g routers

    Acklavidian,

    I am pretty sure 4g isn’t really viable for most rural areas.

    Swedneck, (edited )
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    https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e8922ae4-70e7-460f-9baa-b20c9484de13.png
    here’s the 4g coverage in sweden for the Telia network, how much more rural do you want to get? siberia?

    Acklavidian,

    Yeah our coverage maps look pretty good too. However, in practice the service can be very hit and miss… mostly miss.

    Moghul,

    To my knowledge, hobbit holes have none of those amenities. You can make one of these in a city or suburb if you can get the permit, it’ll just be a strange looking house. That’s not how I interpreted the post.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    why wouldn’t you assume people want modern niceties? that seems like a pretty obvious thing to assume.

    and again, there’s no reason you can’t have this stuff in a rural place, it’s not like rural people in sweden have outhouses and drive to the nearest city to use the internet…

    just install a septic tank, drill a well, slap up solar panels and a small wind turbine, and get a 4g router.

    Moghul,

    I had a whole thing written out but I just don’t feel like arguing about this

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    lol okay

    wahming, in The Shire is superior

    We’ve kinda figured out suburbia is really bad for multiple reasons though

    WallEx, in The Shire is superior

    Sadly the density is shit, so it’s not really viable

    Would still love it, also great meme

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    i mean i’d still love a 5 floor apartment building built halfway into a hill, those at the bottom get to live like hobbits and those at the top get a shorter distance to the ground

    WallEx,

    Sounds very nice.

    troyunrau, in The Shire is superior
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    I keep bumping my head on the roof tho

    Kusimulkku,

    Lankies not welcome!

    hakunawazo, (edited )

    You have to take turns and bang your head on the ceiling chandelier in between.

    jayrodtheoldbod, in The Shire is superior

    Hobbits walking past the hobbit hole in the pic like motherfuckin gentrification buildings brah, this rent is already too high, I gotta use my gun more

    DemBoSain, in The Shire is superior
    @DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

    A city near where I lived had an underground house that looked like this. It was the “house of the future” because of reasons I don’t remember. I passed by it a few years ago, and it looked empty, overgrown and run down.

    Kusimulkku,

    Apparently has plenty of light inside. I wonder if the cold would eventually seep in. Or what the plants and water are going to do to the structure.

    tryptaminev,

    A meter of soil is a pretty good insulator. There is plenty of more newer houses built like this by enthusiasts, that practically go without extra heating or ac, because the sun warms it up enough in winter and the soil keeps it cool enough in summer.

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    I have a distinct memory of driving past a house like that repeatedly as a kid, but that was decades ago now. Tried searching for it now and cannot find it. I suspect it suffered a similar fate. Can’t find any photos or references to it online though, so maybe I imagined it…

    something_random_tho, in The Shire is superior

    Here’s to our solarpunk, hobbit future.

    ech, in The Shire is superior

    Do hobbit holes get the gigabit hookup?

    emptiestplace,

    What if gigabit hookup is the problem?

    blanketswithsmallpox,

    It’s not, but we can pretend like it is!

    Kusimulkku,

    Surely you mean gigahobbit

    kif,

    1000/500 is the default in Hobbiton, but up to 8Gbps is available across most of Tue country!

    marlowe221, in The Shire is superior

    Ain’t that the truth…

    desmosthenes, in The Shire is superior
    @desmosthenes@lemmy.world avatar

    what’s stopping you?

    Crowfiend,

    Are you asking sarcastically? Or realistically? Cause realistically, wwwooowww what a list

    desmosthenes,
    @desmosthenes@lemmy.world avatar

    yea sarcastically ^^ but with a hint of notsomuch

    illumrial, in The Shire is superior

    Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

    Corkyskog,
    @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Pretty sure that’s exactly what them Hobbitses smoke. So you just saying you want shire life.

    minibyte,

    I’m in.

    illumrial,

    Hell yeah I want that Shire life

    yngmnwntr,

    In the books it’s very explicitly tobacco. However in the movies it was clearly meant to be psychoactive, if not actual cannabis. Either way sign me up for that organic Hobbit grown middle earth smoke.

    jordanlund, in You would not part an old man from his walking stick?
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    I love how Wormtongue regresses to an angry 14 year old…

    “Awww… I TOLD YOU to take the wizard’s STAFF! GOSH!”

    Thing is though, as Gandalf the White, he likely didn’t likely NEED the staff to eject Saruman’s influence, it just made it easier.

    Apeman42, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
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    Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.

    elbucho, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
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    Aragorn’s an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn’t had a bath in a while.

    I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I’m saying.

    Pumafred9,

    I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

    21Cabbage, (edited )

    Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.

    elbucho,
    @elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

    Well that image is now stuck in my head forever…

    GBU_28,

    “it’s powdered sugar”

    “It’s delicious”

    GBU_28,

    He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around

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