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pacoboyd, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

So the reason it does this is Windows update requires a reboot. So it installs the patch, reboots AND THEN shuts down. If your missing the final shut down it’s becuase something is preventing it or you started using it again.

jose1324,

This is what it’s supposed to do. What it actually does is just sit doing jack shit at the login screen

pacoboyd,

Usually I’ve seen this be an issue on custom build rigs where bios might be out of date or something like fast boot is enabled which is known to cause issues in some cases where computer won’t shutdown cleanly.

Hawk,

It has never done so for me. Just restarts and sits on the login screen.

sznio,

50/50 for me. Last update didn’t shut down, one before that did.

taanegl,

Then something is wrong. Works for me.

Hawk,

Hu weird, this has done so on every single PC I own, including my work laptop and my Surface. No idea what could be wrong, guess some more advanced settings

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Also happens for me. Kinda annoying.

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Same

asg101, in Delicious!

Sentience level checks out.

hunter2, in i think he could

Cat expert here. Yes a cat could.

TootSweet, in i think he could

I dunno. Build one and try it with your cat and let us know the results.

db2, in i think he could

Yes, provided the chase didn’t stop a cat should easily do it.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in I hope you have a wonderful night!
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

eye twitch

DigitalNirvana,

Came here to say! LoL

lolcatnip, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

It’s even worse in radians.

kromem, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

I mean, she also looked like this.

Senseless, in She speaks from the fart

I read this while farting.

RIP_Cheems, in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck is the third impact?

microphone900,

I have no idea, it’s something to do with the Evangelion anime anime series. I read the wiki and I’m still confused. It’s like the third global apocalypse or something.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll ask my friend. I don’t know how, but he seems to know a lot about random anime.

lelgenio,
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar

If you have not watched evangelion, you should, it’s pretty good and pretty short (the entire series is 10h).

Spoiler for the ending of evangelionThe third impact, causes “Human Instrumentality”.
Human instrumentality is when the barrier that separates one soul from another is broken.
When that happens, everyone must face the reality of their true self and of other people.
At least four episodes in the show are mostly in this state, completely detached from the real world, exploring the mind of the characters.

ping @microphone900@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Meh. It’s fine.

Now if you slightly tilted that thing on its x-axis, I would be fucking enraged

Kbin_space_program, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Still a whole number, I'm good.

cloudy1999, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Look buddy, that’s not quite right!

BonesOfTheMoon,

Almost!

robocall, in A King regardless
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

food is happiness

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

food is love

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Shrek is food

BruceTwarzen,

So is heroin

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

it’s all fentanyl now. couldn’t find heroin if I tried.

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Have you tried substituting extra fentanyl?

Draegur,

being physically unfit is hell.

imagine not being able to wipe your own ass because it’s too wide for your own arms to reach

imagine not being able to tie your own shoes because you can’t bend enough to reach them either.

imagine getting winded from standing still

imagine your joints screaming in agony every time you so much as stand up

imagine not being able to clean because you can’t reach the floor without risking falling over and not being able to get back up.

i have been up to the very brink of letting my weight disable me and I count myself EXTREMELY LUCKY that I seem to have stopped on the edge and pulled back before ruining the rest of my life.

The pleasure of eating always disappears IN MERE MINUTES but the consequences can linger indefinitely if these indulgences are left to go unchecked.

IT’S NOT WORTH IT.

Sigh_Bafanada,

You’re right overall but it also has no relevance in this context. Keanu isn’t even close to that level

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Okay but there’s a bit of a difference between “Enjoy food” and “so morbidly obese that you’re almost disabled”.

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

No! There are only people so obese they cannot physically move themselves and people who look like perfect hollywood starts without a single fat cell in their bodies! Anyone who tells you there is such thing as a wide spectrum of life is lying to you! The internet told me so!

CitizenKong, in A King regardless

Flattering angle, professional photographer trying to make him look good, beard hiding signs of aging vs. unflattering angle, paparazzi scum trying to make him look bad, no beard to hide aging.

EditsHisComments,

The crop makes him look fat, too. In the original pictures, he literally looks like a relatively slim middle-aged man - which is exactly what is he when he isn’t training for a movie. Too many people forget that very few celebrities are consistently pumping iron to the extent that they have a perfect body throughout the year. Rob McElhenney goes into detail about this topic, I recommend everyone watch it when they get a chance

LavaPlanet,

The people who expect celebrities (or anyone) to be at peak alll of the time can go screw off, though. I thought body shaming died off with those stupid gossip rags, (magazines). He is more than the value of his evternals. People love him because of his actions and choices, who he actually is. Him being epic in movies is just an added bonus.

CitizenKong,

Exactly. Keanu is 60 next year, I’m happy if I’ll look half as good at 60.

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