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Deestan, in Simple Truth

Glad I’m not a strawman. This would have fucking wrecked me.

RIP_Cheems, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
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Ok, hear me out…we use a North Korean fifa world cup as a coverup to rescue the citizens from the country.

RIP_Cheems, in Get out my head
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Why is it so easy to see?

Nurse_Robot, in Living in glass houses

1 man

funkajunk,
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1 horse

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Pepper Coyote has entered the chat

gravitas_deficiency,

Hey thanks for giving me the worst kind of flashback

RIP_Cheems,
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Tonight’s story: local man fucking dies of horse cock

Cysioland,
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You’d think that a Boeing engineer would’ve seen it coming

zcd, in How do y'all say GIF?

Every day we stray further from jod

RIP_Cheems,
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“It’s pronounced greg…”

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in How do y'all say GIF?
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Yiff

wait no

nilloc,

Hiff

bquintb,
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In hell!

zcd,

Unless…?

RIP_Cheems,
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You have spoken THE FORBIDDEN WORD

GrammatonCleric, in Every morning
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Snooze is for pussies 😂

Ataraxia,

Why torture yourself. It’s not gonna be better after snooze.

rustycheesi3,
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i am better after snooze, i can prepare myself mentally for getting up, while still enjoying the warmth and comfort of the bed.

HiddenLayer5, in Germans
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Germans tend to be pretty heavy build too, pretty severe impact damage. Take cover.

RIP_Cheems, in How could my body betray me like this?
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What if suddenly it got a little warmer…

fatalError, in home is where you know how to adjust the shower....

I got a thermostatic shower mixer from ikea and it’s awsome. Just set your preffered temp and it will make sure it stays that way. It wasn’t even that expensive. I wish more people knew about it.

henfredemars,

Problem is that shower temperature is one of those problems that is enough to be annoying but not enough to demand being solved.

Didn’t know about thermostatic mixers. Thanks.

intelati,

Ten minutes every other day at most.

But glances over at xkcd

Time

BorgDrone,

Arent’t these standard everywhere? These things are super common here in Europe.

fatalError,

Europe is not one homogenous continent. Here in Europe where I am they are not common, and I’ve been to at least 2 other countries here in Euorpe where these mixers were not common.

CareHare,

Okay fair point. I think I’ve seen them, not everywhere mind you, but certainly encountered them in at least twelve countries here in Europe. So they’re certainly wide spread.

Crashumbc,

Not in the US, I’ve never seen one in person.

Lennard,

Trust me, there are still many households with three super old two knobs style. It’s just impossible to get a usable temperature with them.

Lennard,

I got mine from Aldi for 40€. It works perfectly and turns easier than some of the expensive models at my friend’s house.

fatalError,

I found cheaper options too, but decided to go with ikea because they offer replacement ceramic cartrige which is apparently the only thing that can break on these mixers.

Chunk, in Germans

During Covid they were talking about letting people back on planes if everyone wore a mask. I told a friend that’s ridiculous, the total volume of air will be filled with corona virus, the mask doesn’t stop the virus it just projects the virus upwards.

Friend lost his shit. Called me a science denier and legitimately thought I was a right wing lunatic. The guy is a Staff software engineer at Meta. We rarely talk anymore which is too bad but also maybe for the best.

Amends1782, in History

This isn’t a meme and should be removed but yes agreed this is like common north america histly knowledge

nucleative, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

I’ve not used any alarm at all for the past 20 years. It’s amazing. I just automatically wake up at the same time every day. And go to sleep about the same time every day.

Adjust your life so you can do this, if you can.

ManosTheHandsOfFate,
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I started to not sleep in (so much) after I had kids. I still wouldn’t call myself a morning person but these days 8am is sleeping in.

SasquatchBanana,

This only happened to me when I was in my 30s. I think my brain chemistry did not allow me when I was younger and in my 20s to do this. Now I can barely stay up late and I wake up consistently before my alarm.

Laticauda, in introverts will understand

Introverts and misanthropes are not the same thing, kinda sick of people acting like they are.

seitanic,
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I’m not a misanthrope or an introvert. I hate that question because I don’t want to tell people about my shitty day but I also don’t want to lie.

Knusper,

I just have some empty phrases for that purpose, like “It’s going!” or “It sure is a day!”. Feel free to combine with facial expressions that are difficult to interpret for maximum confusion.

Thing is, it’s smalltalk. Smalltalk serves a purpose and it’s not the acquisition of information, so your concrete answer is kind of vain.
Smalltalk is rather for getting an emotional feel for each other. It’s the first step towards any sort of interpersonal relationship. And it can also lead to deeper topics, but it doesn’t have to.

emptiestplace,

No, that definitely isn’t its usual purpose. We do it to soften otherwise mechanical interactions where there is no expectation beyond the exchange of information required to facilitate a transaction.

Laticauda,

Small talk serves multiple purposes, it does both things, not just one or the other.

Laticauda,

My go to answers are: “I’m hanging in there”, “been better, been worse”, “oh you know how it is”, (if they ask “how’s it going?”) “it’s going”, etc. You can be honest without being candid.

TheAnonymouseJoker, (edited ) in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
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Once you learn about the magical alarm app Gentle Wakeup (paid, worth it, made by a doctor), you will throw all your alarms out of the window. It changed my life.

Wanna hear genuinely useful sleep tips?

  • Get your sunshine fix for Vitamin D. It regulates body’s internal clock aka circadian rhythm. 20-30 minutes twice a week, with minimum clothing for maximum exposure.
  • Calculate your sleep cycles. It varies between 90-100 minutes, and you take 4-5 of them. Usually 4 if not an old age person.
  • Use the Gentle Wakeup alarm app and set it accordingly with nice music.
  • Set one alarm at the end of 3rd sleep cycle block, and one at the 4th (or 4th and 5th if old age).
  • Sleep at night as intended, and not at 6am scrolling like a zombie. Even 12 midnight can work out well for an office goer.

Your sleep is fixed.

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