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NorthWestWind, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Instead of caffeine I sleep for 7 hours

habanhero,

What’s sleep?

evlogii,

Sleep is the condition where you lose consciousness for a few hours, allegedly allowing your body and mind to rest. They say you then ‘wake up refreshed.’ Yeah, I know. These peasants will never stop finding excuses to avoid work.

habanhero,

Who asked you, ChatGPT?

snowraven, in But it's all about convenience

Ah yes, linux supremacy

nicman24, in But it's all about convenience

yes

norgur, in 2spooky4me
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s spooky, alright. But is it scary, too? Because it won’t send shivers down my spine otherwise.

TheyCallMeHacked,

Maybe the skull is shrieking and will shock your soul. One thing’s for sure tho, it will seal your doom tonight

ignotum,

I don’t know about you, but my timbers are shivered

velox_vulnus, in Healing

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  • wildbus8979,

    The result of pied piper strategy.

    Discombobulated_Back,

    What?

    wildbus8979,
    baggachipz, in Germans

    Why is this an issue? They’ve never caused any problems before

    Magnetar,

    <3 (world wars)

    Darkenfolk,

    To be fair, both where the fault of the Austrians. Getting kicked in the head by a kangaroo doesn’t help with mental stability.

    g8phcon2, in Paying rent in capitalism is not so bad with this simple trick

    Isn't the title redundant? Is their any other economic system where one has to pay rent?

    Pringles, in Sick man of Europe

    To be fair, it was the largest cavalry charge in history. Between 30 and 40000 horsemen charging is insane. To put that into a comprehendible context, the charge of the rohirim you see in the Return of the King had 5000 horses. The largest charge in the Napoleonic wars (iirc) was Murats desperation charge at the battle of Eylau with 11000 cavalry, which somewhat won the day and is considered one of the great cavalry charges in history.

    This charge was 3 to 4 times larger. It was truly a hurricane of vengeance.

    notsofunnycomment,
    @notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

    30-40000 sounds like a safe bet

    thisonethatone, in Paying rent in capitalism is not so bad with this simple trick

    Top notch calligraphy there.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Glad you like it. The oldest one did the sign. Shall we say $1?

    lettruthout, in Ring a bell and I'll salivate.

    Pavlov was sitting in a bar, enjoying a beer. When someone else came in, the door caused a bell to ring.

    Pavlov jumped up: “Oh no, I forgot to feed the dog!”

    reflex, in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.
    @reflex@kbin.social avatar

    Chicken Soup for the Hole

    Wow, what a hole.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Come back to us bro!
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    Meanwhile I’d straight tell my friends they upset me and get ignored

    tdawg,

    Sounds like they ain’t ur friends

    Bluefruit,

    Agreed. People who dont respect you or your feelings aren’t your friends or at the very least not good friends.

    BlinkerFluid, in Come back to us bro!
    @BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

    friends?

    samus12345, in Germans
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
    Pantherina, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

    Wtf is going on at that picture? This dude looks like he is dying

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