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danhab99, in Boomers be like
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I’m on the boomers side I hate wearing glasses

dynamo,

cringe

kn33,

Then get contacts? Or be blind then idk not a lot of options

danhab99,
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Tried contacts. Too hard to put in, causes me extreme anxiety, and they don’t stay in for long

MotoAsh,

If a minor inconvenience is so much, then give yp your eyes, god damn, choosing beggars.

HikingVet,

Then maybe go get laser surgery, and if that’s not going to work (as is my case), put your damn glasses on.

Rolder,

Contacts definitely take some practice. It took me a few weeks to get the hang of putting them in but now it’s super easy

Rayspekt, in Germans

Who coughed in this comment section?

coffeebiscuit,

Nobody, it was from the next tread.

boredtortoise, (edited ) in Comic sans.

Kasper Strömman. Graphic designer of the year 2013. It’s a fun (sometimes) character bit he’s doing

negativeyoda, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

My favorite is that a a celiac, all the gluten free stuff is 20% more expensive. Because you know, rice and tapioca are such expensive, exotic ingredients

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

It’s a date!

netwren, in Let 'em COOK!

HAHAHAHAHAHA in FLORIDA nobody can hear you heat scream

craftyindividual, in Germans

Ich_ill :(

Zerush, in Germans
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Yes, I saw a German, in the first appearance of Corona, jumping over a shelf, because someone nearby was coughing.

ryannathans, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Teabags full of microplastic

KrankyKong,

It literally rains microplastics at this point. Just enjoy your cheap ass tea and try not to think about it.

ryannathans,

Thousands from a teabag or a couple per litre of rainwater

Menjoo, in Germans

It’s called a Blitzsneeze.

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Boomers be like

Boy do I have an absolute awful show for you!

…wikipedia.org/…/The_Girl_I_Like_Forgot_Her_Glass…

0Xero0,
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Joke’s on you, I’ve read the manga and I love it. The story is cute but in my case people straight up refusing to wear glasses simply because they don’t want to is damn annoying.

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Okay maybe I need to be more specific…”awful” as in in cringe …regarding the MC

At least in the anime he is one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time. I finished it to the end though

who8mydamnoreos, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Pons_Aelius,

That sucks. My guess is that they were happy you had replaced their parents in this role.

who8mydamnoreos,

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

Pons_Aelius,

But they were still able to pass the responsibility of getting up at the right time to you.

who8mydamnoreos,

And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

nucleative,

I hope it involved a bucket of ice, or spiders.

ali, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

That can also be your poor fucking housemate if you got one. One day, after 5 snoozes at 5am, I went to the dude’s door and yelled, “Either get the fuck up or I’ll pour an ice-cold bucket of water over your head and bed the next time it rings!” I wasn’t joking. He never used the snooze function again.

Pons_Aelius,

Now that is what I call setting firm boundaries.

bdonvr,

I do this and my SO and I wake up at different times

Thank you smart watch vibration alarm

electrogamerman,

Now we only need a smart buttplug vibration alarm

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t make that sort of threat or anything, but I sure as hell got mad when my wife did something like 8 snoozes one morning when I got to sleep in. Being half asleep and angry really sucks. Thankfully, she never did it again.

SomeAmateur, (edited )

You know the “most annoying noise in the world” bit from Dumb and Dumber? I had a roommate with THAT and about five other loud ass annoying things as his alarms. If I didn’t have to get out of bed to do so I would have done the same.

gronjo45, in History

Are there any good resources to learn more about the vast tribes the North American continent was home to? I’ve always felt ignorant to the rich history and connection with the Earth that the tribes held and passed down.

Not sure about the accuracy of the top map, but it looks like that format could be a great educational opportunity.

On a lighthearted note, if you’re from the bay, give Café Ohlone a visit! I had the pleasure of meeting the two head chefs at an event where they cooked for the audience. They showed how candy cap mushrooms, acorn flour, and a duck egg could be incorporated into a brownie mix. I can’t speak for the actual restaurant, but it was delicious what they made :)

MediciPrime,

Check out the book, ‘An Indigenous People’s History of the United States by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz.’

It’s claims are backed up w/ extensive citations.

TranscendentalEmpire,

Unfortunately, not really for the majority of tribes. What we so know is that by the time Europeans had made real efforts to expand westward in North America, The Great Dying had already killed 75-90% of the native population.

Basically, North America had already endured around 200 years of civilization and population collapse starting in 1450. So even what the tribes know about themselves has to be viewed in the perspective of a people who had just lost 90% of their population in a few generations.

TexMexBazooka,

Whoa, do you have a source on that? That’s an incredible piece of context

TranscendentalEmpire,

Here is a decent explanation.

People forget that from the time Christopher Columbus arrived to when Europeans began expanding past the Appalachia is a span of 300 years. That’s longer than we’ve been in a country.

American expansion would not have been possible without hundreds of years of what is basically a Continent wide apocalypse. Culture just doesn’t survive that level of sustained trauma unchanged.

OrteilGenou,

Does Lemmy also hug sites to death?

MossyFeathers,

When it comes to extant tribes, many of them have web pages with info about them. The depth of information varies from tribe to tribe, I think typically encapsulating whatever the tribe feels comfortable sharing publicly. However when it comes to extinct tribes, much of what you’ll find will probably be spotty and questionable, as what is known is likely the result of archeology and accounts from nearby tribes.

It’s really frustrating how difficult it is to learn about the native cultures as someone on the outside. It gets glossed over in school and what you hear in pop culture is often heavily skewed or butchered to put on a good show for the audience. Then, because of how much of it gets butchered, chopped and screwed, the people who actually know the real stories become understandably protective and reluctant to share them. It’d be nice if there was a central, wikipedia-like site run by the tribes where you could learn about their stories and traditions.

ZzyzxRoad,

The Canary Effect is an amazing documentary about the genocide of Indigenous peoples in North America. It is free on YT. It was where I first learned how brutal the reality was and how devastating to the population. It also shows how it meets the UN definition of genocide. Amazing how we are raised in the US and this is not only ignored in history class, but is instead framed as Indigenous people living happily in Spanish missions and having Thanksgiving with pilgrims.

If you get a chance to read about John Trudell, he had a fascinating life. He was the spokesman for the American Indian Movement when they occupied Alcatraz in protest of the US breaking their land treaty. The government did not stop terrorizing him and his family after that. There’s also an amazing documentary about him but it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it. I think it may just be called “John Trudell.”

Both of these will make you walk away angry though.

weariedfae, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Most of y’all don’t have a diagnosed sleep disorder and it shows.

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