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Imgonnatrythis, in Nice

All “excellent question” usually means is they either know the answer or have heard the question asked before or have asked it themselves. A good novel question that catches them off guard likely won’t get this response, but it may still be a really interesting question.

Ghostalmedia,
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People say this ALL the time when they’re stalling for time.

BorisBoreUs, in Boomers be like
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cryostars,

This is the high art I expect from lemmy

Xanthrax,
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BorisBoreUs,
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Outstanding

thepiguy, in those poor little fellas...

Imagine not being taxed half your salary in exchange for good social services and amazing public transport infrastructure.

EherVielleicht,

I am German.

Letstakealook, in just a b....

One of the managers at my job does this but with her disc profile. She makes everyone take one when they start as well. She seems to believe she’s the smartest person in the room, yet she’s over here eating up pseudoscience because she thinks it excuses her shitty behavior.

Prunebutt, in I have trust issues when researching

Yes, the famous capitalist/fascist propagandists checks notes Emma Goldman and Alexander Berkman?

Sgt_choke_n_stroke,

Thanks for the name drops, I just looked them up. They sound rad

JoShmoe, in Nice

I like to think my nose and ears extrude further out.

Uniquitous, in Light Roast

Is this the same troll who posted the anti-semitic crap this morning?

Track_Shovel,
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No?

Uniquitous,

Looks like not. You’re cleared. This misogyny is free of the taint of antisemitism, carry on.

Gabu,

Imagine being such a sad person that you think a harmless joke is misogyny.

MindSkipperBro12,

Thanks… officer?

Track_Shovel,
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solivine, in Light Roast
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This isn’t funny

Track_Shovel, (edited )
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They can’t all be hits

ElectricTrombone,
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I legit laughed out loud

Ghyste, (edited )

But it is a meme, for which I’ll give credit.

stebo02,
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yes it is funny because tits haha rofl lmao don’t you get it

flicker, in Deal or no deal?

I explained to my cat before his surgery that if he didn't stay a little boy forever, his instincts would drive him to leave home and the life of constant play and treats and being allowed to sleep under the covers with me at night, and he would murder and pillage every creature in the neighborhood and would be an ecological disaster instead of my cute fuzzy boy.

I took his purrs and headbonks as consent. Years later he still seems happy with his lot.

xusontha,

Yeah, cats who aren’t spayed/neutered get a bit wild when in heat so I think mine is better off neutered

Imgonnatrythis,

They all are. The price is right was right

MashedTech, in I have a snacking problem

Me basically. I’m trying to cut it out though. Otherwise I will put on weight and fuck up my system.

xusontha, in I have a snacking problem

boimler snacking while engrossed into a ferengi cartoon

Sorry can’t help I’m busy with… things

ummthatguy,
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https://giphy.com/gifs/paramountplus-star-trek-paramount-plus-v6Z5uvdyiTronrtg74

Also, surprised at how quick people are making these gifs.

xusontha,

I’m pretty sure that one’s from Paramount themselves lol

Pons_Aelius,

When it happens naturally we call it going viral.

When it is an organised attempt to go viral what should we call it?

Smallpox blankets...

FinalRemix,

Ads.

xusontha,
Ghyste, in Light Roast

I feel like this picture doesn’t go with the text.

Imgonnatrythis,

Because tits?

jwt,

Hard to tell cause of his apron.

Ghyste,

Indeedy.

tweeks, in That's some good shit

a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime

Son_of_dad, in Nice

What have you done to my boy Bomer. I’m mostly straight but I’d let Bomer do things to me

asteriskeverything,

He’s God’s Gift to the gays.

balderdash9, in That's some good shit

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