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who8mydamnoreos, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Pons_Aelius,

That sucks. My guess is that they were happy you had replaced their parents in this role.

who8mydamnoreos,

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

Pons_Aelius,

But they were still able to pass the responsibility of getting up at the right time to you.

who8mydamnoreos,

And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

nucleative,

I hope it involved a bucket of ice, or spiders.

JoShmoe, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

Christian landlord: A wolf in sheep’s clothing takes note while shaking head

saltnotsugar, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

He barks but he’s bilingual.

millions, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)
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@lelgenio I hate how many companies are owned by nestle

Gorvin, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

“Never said anything about sheep”.

DarkDarkHouse, in I go to the seaside!
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Forget the drugs, I want to know more about Durdle Door

Pons_Aelius, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Better option, go old school.

Don't use your phone alarm, buy an alarm clock. One with a very loud alarm that does not stop until you turn it off.

Place in your room as far away from the bed as possible, so that you have to get out to turn it off.

DisqueDePise,

Then go back in your bed for a few minutes and miss work

Pons_Aelius,

Hate to sound like a parent, then you need to go to bed earlier.

I haven't used an alarm in about a decade because I value sleep. Most of us live in a constant state of sleep deprivation and it is one of the worst things you can do for your health.

Aurenkin,

I’m pretty sure chronic lack of sleep has started impacting my memory and ability to perform consistently on some cognitive tasks

Pons_Aelius,

I don't doubt it.

I remember reading experiments where being awake for 24 hours impacts the ability to drive more than a blood alcohol level of 0.05 and by 36 hours it is 0.15.

30p87,

But what shall I do; The Talos Principle is too addicting.

Darorad,

Are you telling me it’s not healthy to sleep 4 hours for most of the week then like 16 on the weekends?

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Nah that’s terrible. Gotta bump up those weekend numbers, think you can do 20 a day?

Pons_Aelius,

I know you are not serious but you cannot make up sleep debt. Crashing like this on the weekends just makes it worse.

drekly,

I know you are not serious

Allow me to introduce myself

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/82347b82-5edd-4127-8abe-9d10630c8061.jpeg

It’s 4:14, I need to be up to look after my daughter at 7. 👌🥱🫠

electrogamerman,

That’s how I know I would be a bad parent. If I go to bed at 4am, there’s nothing nor no one that would make me stand up at 7am

drekly,

Yeah I thought the same, but I think I’m doing a good job! Doing great at looking after her, not so great at looking after myself.

Beardsley,

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

TheFrirish,

go to bed earlier if you can’t fall asleep then go to bed at 7 or 6 pm after 2hrs or 3hrs you will fall asleep goddammit

Imgonnatrythis,

And I’ll tell my landlord to cut my rent in half so I don’t need two jobs.

Pons_Aelius,

I'm sorry you have that and truly hope you find an effective treatment, but the vast majority of people who are sleep deprived do not suffer from medically induced insomnia.

Gorvin,

I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.

That’s when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.

electrogamerman,

Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains

idiomaddict, in This sh*t is bananas

Only according to my receipt after the self checkout

norgur, in Never, my good man!
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Spooky scary skeletons

zeppo, in Boomers be like
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My dad is like this with his hearing aids. He can basically hear nothing without them, but he’ll still try to talk to Us. So he gets them, but then says it’s too loud, so he turns it down to where he still can’t hear anything. One of them stopped working, and rather than call the doctor for a replacement, probably under warranty, he’s just like “oh that one stopped working”. So meanwhile, he’s basically impossible to communicate with, but doesn’t tell people “what did you say? I couldn’t hear you”, he just acts like he heard them and then just makes up whatever he thought they said.

FooBarrington,

So meanwhile, he’s basically impossible to communicate with, but doesn’t tell people “what did you say? I couldn’t hear you”, he just acts like he heard them and then just makes up whatever he thought they said.

Man, do I hate this. My grandma does the same - she didn’t want to get a hearing aid for many, many years which led to her hearing becoming absolutely terrible. She now has hearing aids, but she still doesn’t understand much if you don’t raise your voice a lot. Yet she acts like she understands everything, and you have to try and interpret her nods to figure out if she actually understood it.

I mean, I get why she does it, she doesn’t want to annoy others by constantly asking - but I’d talk to her a lot more if she was honest with her understanding, because it’s impossible to make a point more than 2-3 sentences long as it is.

InputZero,

All my grandparents have passed a while ago, and honestly if I could, the one thing I miss most is talking to them. Even when they didn’t understand me. I got frustrated too but now that I’m older I realize I was just scared of losing them. Their nodding along was their way of making sure I didn’t worry about them. They didn’t want me to worry about them, as impossible as that is. I don’t know what type of relationship you reading this have with your grandparents, but if it’s not completely toxic go and talk to them. Even if they don’t understand. They’re used to you babbling in their face, you did it your first few years anyway.

FooBarrington,

Thank you for your comment! I understand where you’re coming from, and my previous reply wasn’t formulated in the best way. I’m trying to spend as much time with my remaining grandparents as I can. But I’m not the most “social” person, and at some point my batteries are depleted. I know for a fact that if my grandma actually asked what I said, the charge would last much longer.

Misconduct,

Weren’t there some studies that showed a link from hearing loss to dementia? Might want to shoot those studies to him maybe it’ll help ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Grayox, in Sometimes it just happens
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Beer turns you into a cute puppy?

cobra89,

Either that or they end up doing a bunch of coke at 3am.

Cruxifux, in like any other celebrity

Started from the bottom now we here

mathterdark, in This sh*t is bananas

as long as they have no bones, i’m sold

SocialMediaRefugee, in Boomers be like

Not sure what this has to do with boomers. I’ve heard people of all ages grumble about having to wear glasses.

NewAgeOldPerson,

Me, not Boomer, reading this without my glasses right now…

Cue shifty eye fox thing meme

HubertManne,
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Xer and glasses never bothered me that much but I did dream of not needing them. Waking up and being able to see clearly when I open my eyes. Well anyway I got nearsided as well and ugh do I ever hate progressive lenses and I still end up taking off my glasses for looking at things close.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Fellow Xer here. My optometrist fitted me for my first pair of glasses for reading and said “welcome to your 40s”. I keep a cheap pair in every room and the nice prescription ones in my home/work offices.

starman2112, in I have a snacking problem
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It me! I wish I could find a way to shut my id the hell up and take control of my body back from it. Feels like it’s holding me hostage sometimes. Here I am on Lemmy instead of getting anything done because my subconscious instinct to fuck off is more powerful than my conscious desire to get work done

Pons_Aelius,

Comfort eating is one of the hardest addictions to break because unlike drugs, you cannot go cold turkey and stop.

Most of us have never actually been hungry and eat because it is lunchtime or because we are sad and want to distract ourselves.

What worked for me was fasting. It was incredibly hard at first but it did reset my relationship with food. My stomach now decides when and what I eat, not my mind.

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