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Jimmycrackcrack, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

Yeh totally works, I mean, I’m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I’m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn’t quite make total sense. But technically, I’m awake and I’m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

KpntAutismus,

most coherent coffe drinker: ^

HamBrick,

I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Hey. It’s me. I’m in this comment.

pimeys,

Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to “think about things” at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

ipha, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don’t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Don’t ask me, how I know.

JohnDClay,

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

jimmydoreisalefty, in Hrmm...

Damn, the numbers are crazy!

Looking at death/injury from 2008, data from the UN:

Palestine vs. Israel

Sabby sabs, 1:17:45

www.youtube.com/live/VFaACKYqwyI?si=h4Ig0DD5iglUe…

MinekPo1, (edited )
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The same data as a bar graph composed by statistica:

A bar graph showing deaths and injuries related to the Israel-Palestine conflict. Raw data given below.

Raw data:

year Palestine Deaths and Injuries Israel Deaths and Injuries
08 3202 853
09 7460 123
10 1659 185
11 2260 136
12 4936 578
13 4031 157
14 19860 2796
15 14813 339
16 3572 222
17 8526 174
18 31558 130
19 15628 133
20 2781 61

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user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

^beep boop, I’m a human but if you want you can call me a good girl, if you found this useful^

You need to do that on every word. Spaces divide it.

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Like so ^

And, good girl. 👍

MinekPo1,
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my client wouldn’t render it regardless so I couldn’t test it :/

Nacktmull, (edited )
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Good girl!

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

>-< thanks

Redex68,

What happened in 2014 and 2018?

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

comedic annoyanceI would assume 2015, 2016 and 2017

dabster291,
@dabster291@lemmy.zip avatar

You fool, they said “in” not “between”

Jac0b, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

This is mainly due to modern day web bloat and lazy inefficient coding

Default_Defect, in This sh*t is bananas
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

This picture always makes me laugh, but because the dude looks almost exactly like a guy I went to high school with that ended up working at walmart for a while.

The layout of the store in the picture is wrong enough for me to know it isn’t him, but its wild anyway.

rob64, in like any other celebrity

Well in that case I’ll have a rum and Coca-Cola.

Mic_Check_One_Two, in Zelensky was just clapping for Hunka because uhhhhhhhhhh

lemmygrad.ml

Yeah, just a tankie posting tankie things. Go back to your communist-apologist hole and leave the rest of us alone.

I wonder if they’ll accuse me of only watching Fox News because I called them a tankie?

underKap,

or you can just ignore it, alot easier btw

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Haha, oh man, do you know where you are?

brain_in_a_box,

Tankie things like “nazis are bad” and “don’t celebrate Waffen S.S. veterans.”

(I’m not be sarcastic by the way, we are absolute at a point where those are considered tankie.)

SovietyWoomy,

Calling someone a tankie is not some sort of magic instant win button. All it accomplishes is revealing that you’re as politically illiterate as someone who tries to find that instant win button in the word “woke”

Denvil, in Let them eat cake?

Whats the difference between these two, is food security secure access to any food, while nutritional security is access to the food necessary to meet all nutritional needs?

GMkOz2MkLbs2MkPain,

That seems to be the joke but the phrase as defined by the 1996 World Food Summit accounts for nutrition.

https://www.fao.org/3/al936e/al936e00.pdf

https://www.worldbank.org/en/topic/agriculture/brief/food-security-update/what-is-food-security

LemmysMum,

Yep, which is why the US still has 11.2% annual food insecurity despite having the greatest food accessibility in the world.

These are victims of capitalism.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Don’t worry, in 2015, FAO also stated we had 60 years of agriculture left, due to soil degradation.

By that math we are on year 52

51

50

49

48…

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Did they mean “agriculture at a global industrial scale” or “generally all agriculture”?

Is this why all the soil memes?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Generally all ag

And yes, that’s part of it.

The other part of it is that I’m a soil scientist. Well was. Now I do something a bit diffent, and sit behind a desk (which is good)

LemmysMum,
Nioxic,

Exactly

Just giving people bread, wont provide all needed nutrients.

terminhell, in like any other celebrity

It’s worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but ‘how do ya do fellow plebs?’. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.

Twelve20two,

Also: ghost

Spaghetti_Hitchens, in I have a snacking problem

Is it a snacking problem? Or is it a boredom problem? (Could even be a dehydration problem)

DannyMac,
@DannyMac@lemmy.world avatar

For me it was boredom and I felt good doing it. Semaglutide has changed that for me. Not only has it made it feel impossible to overeat, but it has enabled me to be able to avoid unnecessary eating in the first place. I still have the habit of opening the fridge and cabinets to see what’s there, but I feel a bit disgusted with the thought of eating unnecessarily. It wasn’t overnight. When I was put on the dose that I’m on now, I still tried to overeat out of habit but I ended up paying for it. I felt nauseous and was producing sour burps. Now I know when I’ve had enough. I’m saving a bunch of money on food because I eat normal portions now instead of obscene amounts and my blood sugar isn’t HFCS anymore 😆

My hope is semaglutide can be readily accessible to anyone who is obese because I feel a cure has been found. Hell, there’s evidence that it may be helpful for other non-food related addictions too!

LastYearsPumpkin, in Different flag, same ideology

Fucking defederate lemmygrad already.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

If you don’t like it then you can go back to your Fox News where you agree with everything in the echo chamber

AlligatorBlizzard, in This sh*t is bananas

sigh

4011 4011 4011 4011 4011 …

I’ve worked retail too long.

tdawg, in love what you learn

Dopamine is crazy like that

Two2Tango, in I have a snacking problem

Me when I smoke weed - the thought barely crosses my mind, I just end up in the pantry. Wake up the next day like “what happened, what’s with all this garbage?”

robocall, in I have a snacking problem
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I use semaglutide to cure me of my snacking problem. I hardly ever snack anymore. Eat more healthy and lighter meals. It’s been a lifesaver and I don’t have to worry about being prediabetic anymore.

DannyMac,
@DannyMac@lemmy.world avatar

Same! It is a miracle drug for sure! I am diabetic and obese and it has fixed me to where I eat normally. I feel that I eat as appropriately as a person of a healthy weight which has resulted in me losing 50 lbs since January. I was a person that was at 315 lbs, so you know I did a lot extracurricular eating. When I eat out now, I either order something really small or I’m able to eat half of it and have the other half for later… It’s like I’m getting my meals 50% off, lol!

I hope that this drug can be of readily available for any obese person. There’s even evidence that it can help with other non-food related addictions too.

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