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Jimmycrackcrack, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

"tenant shall not keep dog(s) on premises.

  • A (1) sheep is permitted"
Nastybutler, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Corn farmers have entered the chat

ericbomb,

Sorry corn farmers, this is about people food. Growing fuel doesn’t really count.

Growing corn that is only usable as animal feed counts as part of how beef industry is being propped up by the government.

So yeah… I think only one or two corn farmers will be left in the chat after that.

1847953620,

I think they were referring to corn subsidies

buzz86us,

We need to fully remove subsidies on corn… Hemp is a full replacement that offers far more uses… AND it makes great fabrics to further reduce the use of polyester

Grumpy,

They’re all referring to corn subsidies.

If you grow corn with subsidy and then sell that corn as livestock feed to cows, then you’ve indirectly further subsidized beef.

Though… this viewpoint is partly misleading people. Corn stalks and pith which humans can’t eat and need ruminant animals to process is what gets fed to them. We don’t always feed corn kernels to cows en masse, though many farms do. If they can find a buyer for the kernel for other consumption (human, fructose syrup, etc), they will sell it that way as it is more profitable. So even if it wasn’t subsidized and we only produce high priced corn for humans, we’d still feed the stalks and pith to cows.

ericbomb,

Correct, but the vast majority of corn subsidies are to grow corn not meant for humans to eat. They are to grow animal feed, or ethanol.

So the first category I count as subsidizing the meat industry, since it exists purely to make raising live stock cheaper. The second category doesn’t really impact food.

Kecessa, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

My experience so far is that most places say they don’t accept them but if you ask and you have a small dog, they’ll prefer taking a chance instead of leaving the place empty… But if you’ve got a big dog and you don’t own your own place then… You made some bad choices…

DocBlaze,

If I were renting I’d allow anyone to have pets if they were willing to increase their security deposit by the cost of replacing all the mounted rugs in the apartment. But if they stayed for many years and I had to replace them anyway just on wear and tear id give them the money back when they left.

CADmonkey,

But if you’ve got a big dog and you don’t own your own place then… You made some bad choices…

I had a large-ish (27kg) dog when I was looking for a place to rent in 2019, after my family was forced out of our home by a flood.

According to you, I should have made a better choice and stopped the flood somehow.

Kecessa,

Oh my, you were an exception, how does it makes you feel? ☺️

Did you read the part about “owning your own place”? You technically did, you just had to move temporarily due to exceptional circumstances, that’s not the same thing as buying a big dog and expecting to be able to easily find somewhere to rent.

CADmonkey,

You said none of that in your comment, but go off i guess.

XbSuper, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

I just assume anyone who does this isn’t responsible.

SuperJetShoes,

I do this and you are completely correct.

Dave, in This sh*t is bananas
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

This is me buying a week’s supply of bananas for my 3 year old.

ColonelSanders, in those poor little fellas...

Potentially unpopular opinion: This analogy implies that the impoverished are a threat to politicians and rich people, yet sadly I feel like today’s society will/would never fight back. We have a major apathy problem among younger millennials and younger gens I’ve noticed.

Haui,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It is a education problem imo. Keeping masses in check is very easy if they lack critical thinking and have a tv in every room.

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It doesn’t matter if the opinion is popular or not, because it is simply untrue.

“According to the Census Bureau, voter turnout in the off-year 2018 election was the highest in four decades. Driving that record engagement in part was a near-doubling in participation from voters aged 18-29. Voting among this cohort increased by 79 percent, with younger voters responsible for 36 percent of votes cast (up from 20 percent in the previous election).”

americanactionforum.org/…/the-politically-active-…

“Members of Gen Z are more racially and ethnically diverse than any previous generation, and they are on track to be the most well-educated generation yet.”

pewresearch.org/…/on-the-cusp-of-adulthood-and-fa…

“ Millennials are more racially diverse, more tuned in to the power of networks and systems and more socially progressive than either Gen X or baby boomers on nearly every available metric. They tend to favor government-run health care, student debt relief, marijuana legalization and criminal-justice reform, and they demand urgent government action on climate change.”

time.com/…/millennials-change-american-politics/

18107, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

Is this a sheepdog?

Varyk, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Those are all your roommates

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in like any other celebrity

“pretends to be poor” == “not into conspicuous consumption”

kautau,

I mean yeah if I could turn water into wine…

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.

Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.

neptune,

Judging by the glasses, this is a 2012 meme judging hipsters for inconspicuous consumption.

aquasteel, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

I thought it was just me that did this

gullible, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

At what point does an life form become a pet? Can a particularly mobile carnivorous plant be a pet? If you refuse to take down a spider web and shoo flies toward it, does the spider become a pet? If you release ladybugs in your apartment to cull aphids, are they pets? If you briefly tend a goat to sacrifice it to Morlak, lord of dreams, to steal everything but your landlord’s nightmares, is the goat a pet?

douz0a0bouz,

I’ll admit, you had me in the first half

gullible,

Well, it’s equal parts joke and legitimate question. I find social lines, like friend and acquaintance, similarly blurred. “Pet” is so vague.

jdf038, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Lmao I liked this meme more when it was snorlax and the gang.

cholesterol, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Wtf is this image? It looks horrific.

Imgonnatrythis,

It all the different alarms spaced very closely together pummelling the OP for not waking up on time.

UnfortunateShort, in Deal or no deal?

I’ve been wondering this, but never really looked into the matter: Is spaying/neutering really an ethical thing to do? Doesn’t it affect cats in some negative way, besides taking away their ability to reproduce?

I’ve been thinking about adopting cats, which would be sterile anyway, but it doesn’t exactly seem like a nice thing to do if you can avoid it : \

chocobo13z,

I can’t imagine removing a healthy part of the endocrine system has good results in the long term. If it’s an option, perhaps an ovarian preserving spay, or a vasectomy, would be in order. Though not many vets in the US offer such procedures. If only we could be more like Germany…

AdlachGyfiawn,
@AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Not particularly. Male cats get sleepier but overall I haven’t found behavior changes much.

On the other hand, imagine being horny all the time with no thumbs to masturbate

TacoNissan,

Before I got my cat fixed, he would suck his own dick

MrsDoyle,

I was adopted by a stray kitten and had her spayed when she was old enough. A friend told me I had taken away her “choice” to reproduce. I asked her how many of my cat’s hypothetical offspring she was willing to adopt - there would be I guess an annual litter of four or more to choose from. Yeah no.

In the end I moved countries and gave the cat away. I would never have another one, nice as she was. There’s a family of voles living in my garden, half a dozen frogs in the pond and lots of birds visit my trees. I support them mainly by leaving them to go about their business.

TORFdot0,

It reduces suffering of potential unwanted offspring and the suffering of local bird populations so I would argue that it’s unethical to not spay or neuter your cat, even if the individual cat suffers a bit from it.

I think there is an interesting argument on whether it’s ethical to keep pets at all however

JohnDClay,

Even if you don’t let your cat outside?

angrystego,

I had an indoor female cat that I left unfixed. In about three years of getting into heat without getting pregnant, her hormones went wild. She was in constant heat, losing weight, getting gland flare-ups and other serious health problems. In the end I had to have her fixed to save her. If I did it in the beginning, it would have been much less suffering for her.

TORFdot0,

#1 Pets are like teenagers, they are gonna try to have sex without you knowing.

#2 I don’t think it’s healthy or ethical to keep an animal indoors 24/7. Even pet animals need unstructured (not unsupervised) time outside to have play and use their instinct beyond just taking them for a walk. I’d apply that equal to dogs and cats although it’s probably more important for dogs.

JohnDClay,

Would you propose waking on a leash then? We don’t want the cat to kill everything around. We walk our dog a lot, but not our cat. Maybe we should.

TORFdot0,

An open area where he can run around is probably best. Depends on where you live and your cat’s preferences. I’ve heard of cats that have no desire to leave the house and others that will dart out the door at any opportunity. If you have an apartment or no fence in the back yard then it’s not a great option. Some cats do like to walk, our neighbors’ cat usually joins us on our nightly walks through the neighborhood. Off a leash of course.

1847953620,

I’ll consider that argument once we have a healthier society. Until then, I need my cat to make it, and my cat seems pretty damn fond of me.

Sirence,

Is it ethical to “adopt” a cat? My cat lives a good life, she is old and healthy and well feed, never having to worry about anything. But it is ethical to own another living being, even if you offer it the best possible life it can have in return? I really don’t know.
But if you do adopt a cat, I think you need to do everything that ensures the cat has a healthy life, like getting shots and check ups etc. Neutering the cat is also an important part of keeping it healthy. After all, it greatly reduces the risk of either gender getting cancer in their reproductive organs and a lot of other issues.

ali, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

That can also be your poor fucking housemate if you got one. One day, after 5 snoozes at 5am, I went to the dude’s door and yelled, “Either get the fuck up or I’ll pour an ice-cold bucket of water over your head and bed the next time it rings!” I wasn’t joking. He never used the snooze function again.

Pons_Aelius,

Now that is what I call setting firm boundaries.

bdonvr,

I do this and my SO and I wake up at different times

Thank you smart watch vibration alarm

electrogamerman,

Now we only need a smart buttplug vibration alarm

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t make that sort of threat or anything, but I sure as hell got mad when my wife did something like 8 snoozes one morning when I got to sleep in. Being half asleep and angry really sucks. Thankfully, she never did it again.

SomeAmateur, (edited )

You know the “most annoying noise in the world” bit from Dumb and Dumber? I had a roommate with THAT and about five other loud ass annoying things as his alarms. If I didn’t have to get out of bed to do so I would have done the same.

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