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PunkFlame, in Which pill do you choose?

No brainer. Restart at 6 years old. Time is priceless.

lichtmetzger,

Oh hell no, I don’t want to go through school again. Teenagers are horrible to each other.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Red pill all the way. Personal experience gains to be had. Also of course there is the prospect of crypto billionairedom.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Depending on your starting point there’s a lot better opportunities out there that are less vulnerable to losing it all to a random hacker.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Actually bitcoin on a physical harddrive purchased at $50 or below stored in a safety deposit box is pretty ironclad.

BCsven,

Bitrot might get you. printed out paper codes as a backup

explodicle,

That was a lot more difficult before BIP39 seed phrases were invented. You could of course write down anything, but there would’ve been a lot of room for error.

psud,

Spinning hard drives last for decades. You can pretty absolutely protect yourself by storing two with multiple copies of the key each

BCsven,

They are succeptible to magnetic degradation, its why you go to open a jpeg from 8 years ago and some are suddenly corrupt. You have to leave them in a RAID setup with sonething self healing like ZFS. They are way more reliable than cold storage SSD ( which can start bitrot in as little as a month) but for cold storage magnetic tape is better

psud,

Tape is just as susceptible to magnets, though it is a more stable medium. It’s not like they’ll be exposed to significant magnetic fields though

BCsven, (edited )

Its not just significant magnetic field ( apparently we do have geo magnetic storms that corrupt data) it is that assigning the 1 /0 bit is not permanent. The 1 or 0 you store fades with time as it wants to lose its assigned magnetism. You might be fine for 10 years, or you might lose a critical bit corrupting a file. it is why archival experts suggest if it is critical data stored offline you need to store on two or more different mediums, because “1 copy is not a backup”. Anyway, we are getting deep in the weeds of data entropy and recovery and I think your original comment was meant as being helpful to the lay-person…whom may not actually care to much if they lose a file or two, unless it is a crypto wallet key–i would trust those M series BluRay archival format since the laser alters the disk, but printing out on paper as another copy

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

I'm not saying I won't be buying real estate in San Francisco, Magic The Gathering cards, and shares in big tech, but a solid backbone of 1000x value bitcoin is hard to beat on multiples.

explodicle,

Since we get all the information we have now: the correct answer was Bitcoin Armory. You’d have a dedicated computer just for signing transactions, carried back and forth over flash drives.

psud, (edited )

Many of us are tech nerds. We know that those who lost bitcoin to hacks trusted coin exchanges too much.

The people who kept their wallet offline are fine Those who kept their wallet in the cloud are poor

greenskye,

Red pill effectively kills your current spouse and kids if you have any. Also trying to re-engineer the relationship with your original spouse all over again seems like it’d be really creepy. If you go back, you effectively need to find someone else. Couldn’t do that.

psud,

The kid won’t exist. The spouse will be fine, though maybe not with you

greenskye,

Sure, but you’re throwing away your current spouse and kid in favor of a do over. That’s pretty cold.

psud, (edited )

Is it unethical to leave a partner? Should we censure Paul Simon for 50 ways to leave your lover?

(Not addressing the kid bit, since it does seem a tad cold to unexistify someone for little fault of their own, also no one but you mentioned kids)

greenskye,

I mean if you were going to divorce your partner, then by all means take the red pill. You’d probably both be better off then. I was speaking of presumably happy marriages.

psud,

I guess if you’re in the perfect partnership you and your partner could simultaneously take the red pill :)

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

No brainer. Take the money. Global warming exists. WWIII might be happening. What’s the point in being a depressed 6 year-old?

MacNCheezus, in Gotta stay grounded.
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.

haui_lemmy,

And take all things valuable with them.

Omnificer, in Cringe

Nomads from Cyberpunk 2020/2077 were not on my bingo card for this year.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Think of the prevalence of van lifers

It’s been gaining popularity as it gets harder and harder to own anything

CaptKoala,

You know it’s getting bad when this news isn’t shocking to you anymore…

SnotFlickerman,
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rwhitisissle,

The sad thing is that a Cyberpunk dystopia is nominally interesting. Violent, terrible, and impoverished, yes, but also fastpaced and exciting. Our world is dull, programmatic, largely predictable, and extremely boring unless you have disposable income. We all have cellphones, yes, but that doesn’t make it cyberpunk.

ArmokGoB,

That’s because people in cyberpunk settings actually have the volition and guts to make change happen, and to put themselves through adversity against all the odds. People in the real world probably won’t attend a peaceful protest in their area for something they support if they aren’t in the mood.

rwhitisissle,

This is true of any work of fiction. People in works of fiction - at least works of sci-fi or fantasy adventure - are typically more risk taking because that’s interesting to a reader/audience and the author knows this.

BirdyBoogleBop, (edited )

The characters the story is written about do. The people living in it that the main character doesn’t even interact with don’t. Nobody cares about salaryman who, at the beginning and end of the story is still pushing pencils but maybe reads about an office explosion in the news.

justcallmelarry,

I appreciate the text file in the image

NuclearDolphin,

This isn’t even new, just getting worse faster than it used to.

Chriswild,

But think of the profits from squeezing finite resources trying to achieve infinite growth.

bjoern_tantau,
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You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopia. You’re in one!

MacNCheezus, in Apology
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smuuthbrane, in Cringe
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

This isn’t cringe. This is wince.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in Which pill do you choose?
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Red pill.

I’d apply myself in high school, force myself to be sociable as a child, graduate with my bachelor’s degree 4-6 years earlier with a better GPA, and get work experience and savings well before the COVID-19 pandemic. (I would try to stop it, but if someone told me that they had exact knowledge of the future, I wouldn’t believe them, and frankly I would be worried if people believed me without further evidence.)

I don’t need or want $10 million.

guyrocket, in Cringe
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Honestly, this is a lot better / more hopeful than other stories. These people are doing far better than the homeless in tents. In winter.

Like these poor people: https://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-nenookaasi-homeless-encampment-packs-up-and-moves-three-blocks-south/600332431/

mrchuckles,

the land is being developed, and crime was getting out of control. and they only had to move three blocks to a different one, supplied by the city. to cite the very article you posted:

There were more than 100 emergency calls for drug use, sex acts, theft, vandalism and unresponsive people in and around the camp. A number of neighboring American Indian nonprofit organizations urged the city to close it.

it’s a little more nuanced than mean people kicking out poor defenseless citizens.

087008001234,

I’m not big on people supplying hard drugs, and theft often goes with threat of violence and trauma, but the criminalization of drug addiction, human sexuality when homeless, and whatever “unresponsive people” specifically refers to… yeah, I’m gonna say that there’s a lot less nuance than you might prefer.

mrchuckles,

theft and vandalism? don’t conflate the issue this isn’t about the cruel treatment of the addicted. it’s about keeping the law abiding citizens safe. empathy has been granted for years, this didn’t happen overnight. coupled with the fact that there were calls for closure from non profit organizations… maybe read the article

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I agree that the situation in the article is complicated and that these homeless people were not exactly saints.

My point above is that these homeless people living in tents in an empty lot in January are worse off than the homeless people in the article that OP references. Those homeless people live in cars in a protected lot which I think is a big improvement from tent life.

mrchuckles,

tru. at least it’s been a pretty mild winter in mn so far, fingers crossed.

skulblaka, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill, buy bitcoin, easy win

Hawk,

Nothing has been said about time travel though

psud, (edited )

It must be time travel or it’s a bad deal - become 6, also orphan or effective orphan, also undocumented, become a missing person in your old self

If that was the deal, the millions side would have conditions like it’s stolen money and the mob know who has it

And where’s the fun in any of that?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Don’t buy, produce.

BulbasaurBabu,

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Palkom,

Yoy got it, no buying produce.

7u5k3n,

0.00099 was the lowest price at the start… $500 then wouldnhave gotten you 505,050.50 coins at $50k /per

Would be $25,252,525,252.526

That’s all you’d need to do… never mind the knowledge of apple Google Amazon etc stock.

greenskye,

Actually managing to sell that many coins would be pretty difficult. I remember exchanges crashing on the day it peaked as everyone was trying to sell. It’d still be way to make a lot of money though.

7u5k3n,

Yeah that’s very true… Heck like you said that’s a lot of money… You could.have started selling 100s at a time for much lower years prior… it would have been easier, 100 a day of Bitcoin being sold would raise flags and you’d still make absolute stupid money.

Ah well. If only lol

psud,

Selling thousands at a time as you get closer to the peak.

Pistcow, in Cringe

We call them outdoor people.

PatFussy, in Which pill do you choose?

I was about 6 and a half when 9/11 happened so i would probably be telling everyone about that and end up getting arrested by the bush administration. Ill take the money

figjam, in Which pill do you choose?

With the red pill I would have knowledge of my neuro oddness stuff which would have been SUPER FUCKING HELPFUL. I could have avoided all the self inflicted misery of middle and high school. I only can guess at what I would be doing as an adult if I were a self aware and confident kid.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my life despite the path that I took to get here but I feel bad for little me.

Pyr_Pressure, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill duh

BulbasaurBabu, in Which pill do you choose?

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Daft_ish, in Which pill do you choose?

I guess you have to take time. It’s invaluable. Plus you have great investment opportunities.

11181514, in Cringe

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  • grue,

    No, people being homeless in the first place is cringe. Quit being obtuse.

    Chriswild,

    Fr, mf prolly looks at shantytowns as safe havens

    11181514,

    Literally the opposite of what I said dumbass

    11181514,

    Agreed. That’s not what the second panel said though. OP said cringe about safe parking spots. That’s like saying cringe about giving homeless people food. Yeah no shit people shouldn’t be homeless.

    Smite6645,

    Sorry if it wasn’t clear - the cringe is housing / economic situation pushing so many to have to live in their cars. Absolutely great idea to have safe havens.

    thetreesaysbark,

    It was clear. I think the guy you’re replying to is the outlier for their interpretation.

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