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balderdash9, in That's some good shit

Relatable

OttoVonNoob, in That's some good shit

Your a cool dude

razrabotka, in Watch out guys.

Purina

So Nestlé, pretty much?

Obligatory Fuck Nestlé, btw

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Fuck Nestlé

akariii,

Fuck Nestlé

Bankenstein, in Watch out guys.

Note to everyone (like me) who didn’t immediately understand this was satire:

This is satire.

Tartas1995,

For those in doubt, there are video games logos and peta. While Peta is killing animals, what would they be testing on animals? And what would video games like doom be testing on animals?

southsamurai, in I have several questions, actually
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

But could she ride me?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Chances are good.

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/71e2646e-2319-456b-a260-c560f0a4e603.png

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Death by snu snu was always my preference

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

That guys’ as well.

Enkers,

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

anti_antidote, in Different flag, same ideology

Lemmygrad moment

Vitaly, in Run by them and filled by them
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

bro this is so cringe

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yeah, Ukraine is

reversebananimals,

Jesus you’re dumb

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ableism! How endearing

Neto,

So you do accept you are disabled. Or else it can’t be discrimination towards a group, as he said “you” (singular) and not they/them/etc.

Have fun with the pretty lights, just don’t eat the glue.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit is it?

Neto,

No need to reconfirm your disablement my guy. Just look at the pretty lights and go take a nap.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

What a silly comment

Neto,

Simple minds are easily entertained.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

And UkaNazi minds are empty

Neto,

So you’re also a UkaNazi, got it. Ok. Good luck with that.

DLSchichtl, in Run by them and filled by them

Oh shit, thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml again!

Mordred_85, in like any other celebrity

Your’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) in ba dum tss
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

I'm an American who designs PCBs in millimeters instead of thousandths of an inch. I'm doing my part.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

🫡

s_s,

Military, most manufacturing is metric only thing that’s not metric are street signs, building trades and anything else the redcaps interact with daily.

funnystuff97,

Except American aerospace.

SomeRandomWords,

After we lost that one expensive spacecraft we’ve been moving towards metric more and more there as well.

Chunk,

Oh my God I have a story about this.

Our entire company wants metric. The guidance folk want to do their modeling in metric. The prop team wants to do fluid/thermo in metric. The structures team wants to do load analysis in metric.

But the boys at the 'pad are imperial only. The water system, fuel tanks, all ground infra is in imperial. If someone runs down to the hardware store they can easily find a fitting, gasket, or o ring in imperial. But metric? Good luck.

So our company decided to support both. The flight computer and ground software did unit conversions, everything was unit-aware, telemetry was occasionally manually converted because the onscreen wasn’t the right unit. We had written our own turing complete, inhouse programming language and we ended up implementing dual-static typing. We had float, int, bool and then we had units where some operations required the units to be the same thing. So cm and inch but not inch and kilogram.

The project was terribly mismanaged. To this day some still wonder why.

kernelPanic,

What is 'pad?

Chunk,

Launchpad! And generally the “GSE” (ground support equipment, like fluids and pipes), mission control, electrical and network infrastructure, etc.

The workers are generally technicians, not engineers, and they are both hilarious and excellent.

dee_dirk, in So unfair
@dee_dirk@feddit.de avatar

Zuhausis, Stör -> Ich wähle hoch.

miridius,

Ich glaube du meinst du aufwählst?

craftyindividual, in Deal or no deal?

I often wonder who is this sleazy Adam Driver in a tent?

TragicNotCute,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

And now you shall know.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/trade-offer

The format gained popularity on TikTok in March 2021, with a video by TikToker bradeazy later becoming a source material for memes in which an extremely unequal exchange is proposed.

SatanicNotMessianic, in Nice

This picture makes me feel like there should be an art project to photoshop Matt Gaetz’s forehead onto everyone.

huge_clock, in Facts dont care about your feelings.

Tbh I think a lot more things are compatible with democracy than people think.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol, lmao even.

huge_clock,

Why?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Compatible means able to exist without conflict.

huge_clock,

Well consider the fact that there is currently no conflict and no evidence that one is going to start. The Roman republic went on for 700 years with both a republican democracy and what most historians describe as a highly unequal and oligarchical distribution of power and wealth. Perhaps it fell eventually due to class struggles between the working class and the aristocracy but if it was truly incompatible, then fine it existed in a state of “incompatibility” for literal centuries and there’s no reason to believe the USA and other capitalist countries will be any different. And no reason to believe something better will come along after.

So if democracy and financial oligarchy are incompatible, why does it matter? And btw there’s probably a ton of “incompatible” things that depend on the eye of the beholder. We had racist laws enacted by statute, foreign wars, internment camps, espionage, immoral scientific experiments done by the government all could be described as incompatible with democracy. The reality is that democracy is rule by majority (nothing more, nothing less). Whatever the ethos or the common morality is will be compatible with democracy. Anything done by the elected leaders of the 51% is compatible with democracy.

Don’t get me wrong democracy is better than any other option but we need Democracy+ to really guarantee a just and equal society.

irmoz,

How can you possibly say there’s no conflict??

huge_clock,

How would you describe this conflict? A bunch of lemmings shit-posting and getting fired up behind their keyboard?

We’ve had riots, insurrection and mass civil disobedience on countless issues in the last few years. When is the last time there was even a local protest against wealth inequality? It’s not really a hot button issue outside of online communities like Reddit and Lemmy.

irmoz,

BLM?

Jan 6?

Occupy?

Antifa?

There are constantly protests for various issues, and an armed attempted coup happened… however misguided and fascistic that event was, it was, like all others, a manifestation of the class cobflict that is going on every day.

It doesn’t have to be a literal communist uprising to count as conflict. Though I admit that is by far my favourite option.

My point, there is palpable class conflict ongoing at this very moment, as people struggle more and more, and the rich get richer and more powerful.

The problem is that most people are sadly not given the knowledge of how class works, and are fed misinformation about the causes of their problems. At best, this leads to a hyperfocus on individual issues (which do need to be addressed, don’t mistake me) and at worst, leads to fascism.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Sounds like you would support a dictatorship of the Prolitariat! Communism is pretty much Democracy+ when you think about it with at least a modicum of intellectual honesty.

Chewmungus,

I appreciate this civil discussion. That is all.

huge_clock,

I’m not even trying to go down the capitalism vs socialism debate route. All I’m saying is democracy isn’t like this perfect system that is only compatible with the most perfect and utopic principles.

Hitler was elected by a democracy in case you forgot.

OurToothbrush,

Hitler was elected by a democracy in case you forgot.

Didn’t he lose but end up being appointed? Lol

wheeldawg, in ba dum tss

Fuck I wish imperial would just disappear. Metric is 100% better in every single way, bar none.

MooseBoys,

Metric is 100% better in every single way, bar none.

Imperial unit ratios tend to have a greater number of smaller factors, which makes fractions nicer. 1yd/3 = 1ft. 1ft/3 = 4in.

rainynight65,

There’s nothing nice or consistent about those fractions. A third of one is one of the other, but a third of that is four of the other? Imperial units don’t convert in any meaningful or logical way, you have to memorise the conversions. With the metric system, it’s all tens.

And the fact that there are no usable units smaller than an inch and you have to use fractions should drive any craftsperson up the wall.

MooseBoys,

I agree there’s nothing consistent, but having 3 as a factor in ratios does make things nicer - it lets you stick with integer numbers for more things. I’m not saying it’s better than metric, but I do think having more small factors in ratios is nicer than having only the factors 5 and 2.

TauZero,

I too think having factors of 3 and 4 would be neat, which just proves we should change our number system to base 12, as somebody else in the thread suggested 😊.

TauZero,

The fractions don’t help me when I go to the grocery store and unit price of one bag of nuts is “per pound” and the unit price of another is “per ounce”. You’d better be good at dividing by 16 in your head if you want to price-compare! And you’d better be good at remembering how many fluid ounces are in a quart when you go to the olive oil aisle (hint: it’s not 16).

trailing9,

Can we make it so?

Is lemmy big enough that we can rise awareness for a change? Or the other way around, can we use the rallying behind the metric system to make lemmy popular?

Theharpyeagle,

I don’t think the majority of Americans have strong feelings about it one way or the other (despite what the internet may say). Honestly it’s just so low on the list of priorities that it doesn’t seem like we’ll ever be in a stable enough place to care about tackling it. Hell we’re still struggling to kill daylight savings time and that would require a fraction of the changes required to adopt metric.

trailing9,

Then we should start with daylight savings time.

The interesting question is if social networks can get stuff done without a stable enough place.

Theharpyeagle,

We’re trying, but the Sunshine Protection Act is stuck in congress. They’re tying themselves in knots trying to figure out which time we should settle on. Like, I don’t give a duck, just pick one and move on! Ask the farmers and other outdoor workers what they prefer, the rest of us can deal. They’re concerned about traffic and whatever when we’ve seen that time changes cause lost productivity every single year. So infuriating, can’t help but waste time on the simplest things.

trailing9,

That’s where the social network comes in. Have all farmers in a channel and let them vote.

But let’s not forget powerful people who want sunrise in their breakfast room at a certain time. It’s stupid but those concerns should also be respected, among many others that can be considered when the requirements are collected.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

As a European who grew up using only metric I like inches for crafting. It’s a good scale for the things I craft and I prefer fractions over decimals when doing quick math or measurements.

But that doesn’t mean metric shouldn’t be the standard.

Masimatutu, (edited )

I think we should all switch to base twelve and then measure everything in dozenal metric. All problems solved.

Edit: TGM by the Dozenal Society of Great Britain

MooseBoys,

Base-60 ftw.

Masimatutu,

I’m all for it if you can manage to make people learn 60 digits <3

Masimatutu,

Above link stopped working for me so here’s another: www.dozenalsociety.org.uk/apps/tgm.htm

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