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flicker, in Deal or no deal?

I explained to my cat before his surgery that if he didn't stay a little boy forever, his instincts would drive him to leave home and the life of constant play and treats and being allowed to sleep under the covers with me at night, and he would murder and pillage every creature in the neighborhood and would be an ecological disaster instead of my cute fuzzy boy.

I took his purrs and headbonks as consent. Years later he still seems happy with his lot.

xusontha,

Yeah, cats who aren’t spayed/neutered get a bit wild when in heat so I think mine is better off neutered

Imgonnatrythis,

They all are. The price is right was right

BabyYodel, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

I absolutely HATE Walmart. I should hate them for their exploitation of workers, their shit products or any number of their shit corporation’s dealings. But the thing that drew the final blow for me was an incident dealing with their self checkout and their system of ascribing guilt for theft without any due process.

I went to a store about half an hour away from where I lived as they aren’t common near where I’m from. Bought several items including a marker board. Checked out using self checkout. Marker board was too big to fit into a bag, so I set it aside to bring with me after scanning everything. Well, as luck would have it, when I got home I realized I never brought my marker board home but I had paid for it and had the receipt to prove it. I called the store and explained the situation to the manager at customer service who assured me I could come to the store and pickup the item, no troubles.

So I drove back up to the store hour round trip. I get there and the customer service line is about 15 people deep at this point. Only one person behind the counter. After about 30 min waiting in line, I finally get up to the counter and explain my issue, showing the receipt and that I had spoken to a manager earlier and that they said to come in and it would be fine to pickup the marker board. Well, not only was it not fine, but then the woman behind the counter, after having a discussion with her security dept over the phone who “reviewed the footage” from my checkout, decided that I had actually attempted to put something into my pocket to steal something!? Incredulously, I asked her why on earth I would go through the trouble to come all this way back to the store for an item that I clearly paid for along with about $60 worth of other stuff which again, also clearly paid for, if I had stolen something!? She refused to budge and I was honestly shocked she had the audacity to accuse me of theft 100% seriously. I left that store and haven’t set foot in a Walmart since. It’s been 4 years and it’s the best consumer decision I’ve ever made.

0x2d,

the condition of their fruits and vegetables is… questionable

and the “great value” popsicles smell like toilet bowl cleaner and taste like sugar water

Ashe,

I lived with my partner and her parents for a couple of years. At some point her mom started getting more groceries from Walmart; around that time I started having badddd reactions to the food. She doesn’t get groceries from Walmart anymore.

BabyYodel,

I chortled at this one, LOL.

EvolvedTurtle,

As a Walmart employee I too hate Walmart lol Also one thing I started realizing as I’ve gotten older

Is usually shit customer service isn’t due to the people running the customer service but due to the shitty work environment they have

I recently learned that at Taco bell The person giving food is the same person who is also taking orders in the speaker outside

Ofcourse they are gonna fuck it up They are having two separate conversations at the same time all day long

BabyYodel,

Oh, absolutely. No hate to the customer service woman. I realize she was probably under pressure from the powers that be, but nevertheless, she enforced the absurd policy (understandably, girl’s gotta eat), didn’t make the experience any more palatable for me, however.

Letstakealook, in just a b....

One of the managers at my job does this but with her disc profile. She makes everyone take one when they start as well. She seems to believe she’s the smartest person in the room, yet she’s over here eating up pseudoscience because she thinks it excuses her shitty behavior.

absentthereaper, in Run by them and filled by them
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ITT: collaborating scum

rjs001,
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What do you mean?

absentthereaper,
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All the huffy .world and adjacent fash caping for their favorite eastern european terrorists rn

rjs001,
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Ah yes, many sympathizers who don’t want to be called out

JoShmoe, in Nice

I like to think my nose and ears extrude further out.

Ragdoll_X, (edited ) in Run by them and filled by them
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@rjs001lemmygrad.ml

Yeah, that checks out.

Just gonna paste a previous comment of mine that fits here:

The Azov battalion only has around 900-2500 members, and the far-right parties in Ukraine only got 2% of the votes in 2019, besides Zelensky being Jewish and the country becoming more progressive over time.

Meanwhile Russia accepts Nazis in its ranks with open arms, besides being the darling of the Republican party. It’s not a coincidence that the only American politicians/pundits who support Russia and constantly whine about Ukraine are all conservative.

RoseRose56,
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Yea he spams all over communities

rjs001,
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Singular posts on some communities where it’s related. Yeah, really spam isn’t it?

rjs001,
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What would your preferred instance be? foxnews.com?

Ragdoll_X,
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I prefer to keep my distance from fascists regardless of whether they have a red aesthetic or not.

rjs001,
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Defending them seems like an odd thing to be doing then

rjs001,
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LMFAO You are trying to use Radio Free Europe as a source lmfao

EvilMonkeySlayer,

It's just some pro-russian loser, don't bother giving them oxygen. Downvote them and move on.

Mic_Check_One_Two,

Pretty much. It’s a tankie troll. Only way to solve the problem is to refuse to feed the troll.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Awww are you sad that people have different opinions that aren’t the same as you and your alt-right friends?

originalfrozenbanana,

Bro this nonsense that Ukraine harbors nazis is literally an alt-right talking point. Are you ok

rjs001,
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Zelensky clapped for Hunka. You can look it up

rjs001,
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The Azov Battalion was accepted as part of the military. That means that the entire military accepts them. Zelensky has banned every single leftist party in the country and continued the killings agaisnt civilians in Donbas

Duke_Nukem_1990, in Poor dogo

Can we leave the fatshaming at reddit?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That dude on the right isn’t fat, he’s morbidly obese

Laticauda,

So obviously that means he couldn’t possibly ever exercise, because people who lose weight just wake up suddenly skinny and are never still fat at any of the in-between points during which they still get constantly shit on for existing in a shape society disapproves of.

Valthorn,

Acknowledging that they are obese is stating a fact. Claiming that they wouldn’t or couldn’t take good care of their dog because of their obesity is fat shaming. They’re not 600+lbs-can’t-leave-the-bed obese.

thisfro,

Maybe it is literally the point of getting a dog and thus be forced to walk more, good for them, good for the dog

MashedTech, in I have a snacking problem

Me basically. I’m trying to cut it out though. Otherwise I will put on weight and fuck up my system.

psycho_driver, in I have several questions, actually

How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

Franzia,

😳

Apollonius_Cone,

That one breathes methane.

DuncanIdaho,

😅

Mothra, in now that would be interesting.
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

So what are the women’s stats? I guess dick size needs to be something else?

synicalx1,

Juiciness?

shadowspirit,

… but not too juicy. Needs to be just right.

clay_pidgin,

It’s 2023, so maybe not!

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hope not

elfahor,

No need to be anything else

Faresh,

I guess dick size needs to be something else?

Vagina depth.

Akareth,

Tightness?

Radium, in home is where you know how to adjust the shower....

You might want to have the mixing gasket replaced in your shower. It’s responsible for mixing hot and cold water in your shower and can be the culprit of your shower being too hot or too cold. They have a limited lifespan and need to be replaced eventually

EvolvedTurtle,

This makes a lot of sense because my shower is too cold Right untill last half inch of motion Then is goes to too hot

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

top 10 lemmy comments to save for later number one:

Track_Shovel, in those poor little fellas...
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s really bad here. Not ONLY do we do this, but we also subsidize oil like it’s going out of style. Oh wait. It is.

We just can’t quit that abusive oily dick, though. In fact we keep waiting by the phone hoping they will call us back.

Meanwhile, inflation is ridiculous, people can’t afford houses or groceries.

david,

But if prices don’t go up, the profits won’t increase! Why doesn’t anybody think of the poor shareholders, trying to barely eke out an income from their holdings?

Ghyste,

You’d like to think that oil is going out of style. It’s not. All of the focus is currently on the automotive sector.

I will first say that despite commitments and developments in the right direction from the industry, the commitment to gas and diesel extends a minimum of another decade. It’s a combination of slow-walking changes and taking advantage of lack of replacements for current sectors of transportation, most notably being long-distance transportation.

And that’s not to mention all of the other industries that use petroleum or derivatives thereof.

I wish I could agree that oil is going out of style, but it’s not. There is ongoing work to offer alternatives, but oil is going to ride strong until the end. Then it’ll be someone else’s problem. Just like everything else.

tweeks, in That's some good shit

a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime

StalksEveryone, in I have several questions, actually
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

mild_deviation,

Nah, there’s so little shadowing because it’s a foggy overcast day. It’s basically a giant lightbox.

Balthazar,
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Does that even matter? It’s be worse if it was real. In many, many ways…

Wage_slave, in I have several questions, actually
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

I only have one.

What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

lemmy_nightmare,
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Here, take my upvote

Balthazar,
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An angry upvote? xD

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