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justastranger, in How do y'all say GIF?

With a J but rhyming it with life

Karyoplasma,

Yes, officer, this comment right here.

kibiz0r, in I did NOT have inner core!
Gradually_Adjusting, in Celebrating my release...
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Someone lost all their Meowmeowbeenz

scroll_responsibly,
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Look at the mustard on my face… but listen to my words!

Ryan213, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!
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Narcos: Miami

nebula42, in Fall guy
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tony tony chopper, violet evergarden, I would say Cameron Poe from con air but naw

doctorcrimson, in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

As bad as any profit first corporation is, or even agenda first profit second corporations, there will never be anything more cringe than helping a hostile foreign dictatorship for vines with music.

Thief_of_Crows,

China isn’t hostile, afaik only the US has been hostile. And claiming that tiktok did that is equivalent to saying random American company is responsible for bombing Iraq

doctorcrimson,

China makes a statement that celebrates whenever something bad happens in the USA. The CCP are very much opposed to the USA. They’re also in constant territory disputes with neighboring nations and have recently consumed neighboring nations. TikTok is not a private or public company. It is a military Operation. It is run by military personnel on a military site.

Thief_of_Crows,

Right, that would make a lot of sense to do about the country that’s openly hostile to you. Oh, China has territory disputes with neighbors? The US will literally fucking bomb you to nothing for your oil, and/or stage a false flag coup to overthrow your government if they won’t sell them oil. We have also used corporate espionage to rewrite the laws of several South American countries into ineffectiveness, for the benefit of a fruit company. The two are not remotely comparable on foreign policy.

doctorcrimson,

Everything wrong with the USA is worse with China, because China is a literal Militaristic Dictatorship. Kill you for Oil? Check. Genocide? Check. Disappeared by the Intelligence Agency? Check. Internment camps? Sweatshops? Stealing people’s land? Taking away their rights and means of defense both physical and legal? China is worse in every imaginable category.

And that makes sense. When society fails to govern itself, then the government treats society like worms. China is an end all threat to all of humanity, itself included.

Thief_of_Crows,

Literally none of that is true. If it is, provide a source. Who has China gone to full scale war with for their oil? Genocide was made up by a far right grifter named Adrian zenz. You’ve fallen hardcore American propaganda bro.

doctorcrimson,

China is actively supplying Middle Eastern Nations the same as the USA, and they also claim complete control over Taiwan. They’re also funding the Russia-Ukraine war by stockpiling massive amounts of oil from Russia. I think that more than qualifies the “kill you for oil” statement.

Thief_of_Crows,

No, it doesn’t. Taiwan seceded from them, they aren’t trying to colonize it. America bombing Iraq and destabilizing SA governments is killing for oil. Buying oil from Russia is not that.

doctorcrimson,

So if they pay somebody else to murder people then it’s okay, in your words?

Thief_of_Crows,

How is buying oil from Russia remotely similar to that? America actually does do that, btw, by supplying the Saudis with the weapons they need to genocide Yemen.

doctorcrimson,

Cope

Thief_of_Crows,

Knowing facts is cope?

doctorcrimson,

Trying to justify murder of thousands with some hard cut cope-amine.

LastoftheDinosaurs, in Does cyber-bullying work ?
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  • Wage_slave,
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    The master race verdict or decisions may be decided by this factor and my even be construed as cheating in the court room.

    I mean, c’mon. It’s RGB. Her laptop was probably fast as fuck. Guilty or not… RGB.

    JoeBigelow,
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    I would prefer RBG in court but we’ll take what we can get I suppose

    Thteven,
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    Well, it is October, roll her ol’ bones on in here!

    oldGregg,

    I’d prefer ODB in court myself. Especially as the judge

    JoeBigelow,
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    Very good point

    Landrin201, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
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    Could be worse

    She could add corn to it

    blanketswithsmallpox,

    You’re just describing Midwest hot dish…

    electrorocket,

    I tried that once just because I had both, and they were both yellow. I can’t believe how nasty it was. It was one of very few of my creations that I had thrown out. I think the smushy and popping textures together wrecked my brain.

    Alexstarfire,

    Better than raisins.

    NotSpez,

    Now I really want to try that

    onlooker, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
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    Some of you really don’t like raisins, huh?

    mild_deviation,

    FUCK raisins. The nasty little fucks can go decay in a corner alone for all I care.

    Rustmilian,
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    I don’t even like grapes

    Stabbitha,

    If they’re not covered in chocolate someone wasted a perfectly good grape.

    whofearsthenight,

    Seriously. Craisins = great. Raisins = bullshit bad wasted grape. Redeemable if they’re Raisinets or yogurt covered raisins. (I actually don’t hate raisins, but all of the other options are better by a mile.)

    Frylock,

    Raisins are good and anyome who thinks otherwise is a stupif fucking pile of dogshit, just my opinion though.

    mindbleach,

    I love chocolate syrup, but it doesn’t belong on cheese or pasta.

    funkless_eck,

    what about chocolate pasta?

    negativeyoda,

    I don’t want rubbery, sweet shit in my Mac and cheese.

    On their own this m they’re fine.

    Do you like pickles in your ice cream?

    dustyData,

    There’s pickles flavored ice cream, and it’s not bad. I tasted it at one of those 1000 flavors ice cream shops. People are really missing out if they think ice cream should only be diabetes flavored. Salted caramel, peanuts, sour and sweet flavors. They all work really well in ice cream form.

    Socsa,

    I like pickles on everything, but pickles are delicious. Raisins are an abomination.

    shizomou,

    If you can tell me there are quality raisins than the ones in those little boxes I had as a kid, I’ll try them and maybe change my mind.

    Wage_slave, in Fall guy
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    Jack when that hussie that blew him on the boat had to have a small island of a door to herself watched him drown at the end of the documentary.

    LittleHolon, in Fall guy

    O.J. Simpson in The naked gun

    CatZoomies,
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    Such a masterpiece comedy. My favorite part of that O.J. Simpson scene is while getting shot multiple times and injured, he gets paint on his jacket and says “Oh no”. So silly, but I love it.

    Resol, in Fall guy
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    The guy from Turbo Dismount

    Blapoo, in What a time to be alive

    AI memes. Yes, please!

    rookie_e,
    blankluck, in Fall guy

    subaru

    Hegar, in Am I being detaineded?

    Ploice is how you say please in Australia

    sethboy66,

    I always loved the how the line "rise up lights" when pronounced with an American or English accent is 'razor blades' in an Australian accent.

    Hegar,

    That's great! I overheard a Scottish couple talking about how Japanese "my sore toe" sounds. With their accents it was a lot like masato, which does seem to be a japanese name.

    eatham,
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    Nah, we say plees

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