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Holzkohlen, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Okay guys, enlighten me. If Nestle is a 10 on the evil scale, what is Fifa?

Shinhoshi,
@Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Assuming lower is more evil, FIFA is 2 - 6i + 3j. Sorry, I guess we’re using quaternions.

Simbomba,

About a 9 to 10 I would guess

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

1/10 cos they would bribe the scale

pingveno,

Nah, get with the times. FIFA only accepts bribes.

SnipingNinja,
bennieandthez,
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

About the same? Just like any other big company really, they all share the same interests.

Gorilladrums,

If Nestle is a 10 then North Korea is a 12 and FIFA is an 11.5

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Nah nestle is worse than fifa

Gorilladrums,

They’re all in fierce competition as to who can be the most evil and corrupt

Vej, in Oof ouch owie

What happens if you just say no to them, because you don’t have the money as inflation makes it that you can only afford beans.

Marketsupreme,

They garnish your wages!

Kalkaline, in everyone fights...
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Same thing I do when I see someone punch a Nazi.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Stop what you’re doing and also punch a Nazi?

prd, in everyone fights...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but very rarely are desperate parents the ones stealing baby formula to feed their baby.

Baby formula theft is done in large quantities by a middleman for two purposes:

  1. to be resold at another smaller store, not any cheaper than the original retailer
  2. to be used to cut / dilute the product in drug manufacturing

People stealing baby formula are not handing them out to grateful mothers in a Robin Hood style act of compassion.

AssholeDestroyer,

That sounds more like DARE style bullshit to justify getting angry at people stealing formula. I’ve definitely heard of baby powder or baby laxative but that’s because they react similar to coke by dissolving in water like blow or acting like a numbing agent. Baby formula doesn’t numb and it gets milky in water.

It makes no sense from a economic stand point either. People cut drugs to make more money. Most of the shit they use costs next to nothing, isn’t watched and definitely isn’t locked up.

stillwater,

It’s not all baby formula, only certain ones. I believe Similac has one that works. Baby formula is locked up in some stores for this very reason.

HOWEVER, I would definitely not say “most baby formula shoplifters are using it for drug production”, especially not these days.

some_guy, in everyone fights...

I remember standing in line at a liquor store, watching a (likely) homeless woman carefully pocket some food item. I said nothing. I talked about it the next day at work. A coworker suggested I’d just passed an “ethics test.”

That was many years ago, before I’d established my current worldview. Today, I’d be silently rooting for them. “Get some food!”

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I wouldn’t call that necessarily passing an ethics test. You could’ve wanted to say something, but were too lazy.

Not doing something wrong is different from doing something right.

ryven, in Today is about to become unpleasant
@ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I would ask if I’m getting royalties from this episode, and if the answer was no I would walk out.

BurgerPunk,
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

100-com otherwise you’re getting double exploited. That shit sucks. Although its sometimes fun to watch shitty small business tyrants get yelled at by a shitty large scale capitalist

xusontha, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

They wouldn’t be able to afford it, would they?

SpaceNoodle,

They’ve got loads of slaves they can throw at it, why not?

ILikeBoobies,

DPRK is a resource rich country but can’t even finish building a hotel after almost 40 years

SpaceNoodle,

They’re just waiting for the Olympics

xusontha,

but what about materials and things that you have to pay for?

SpaceNoodle,

You don’t have to pay slaves.

NikkiDimes,

Mmmm, flesh buildings…

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Psshhh, just pull a xitter-musk, you don’t have to pay if you can avoid it!

Bene7rddso,

Like the Volvos

merc,

North Korea’s GDP is on the order of 20 billion per year. Tiny for a country that size, but considering they don’t have to spend any of it on their population, that gives them a lot of bribe money.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Good point. Qatar is beyond wealthy but North Korea repeatedly has to threaten to nuke people in order to get aid packages.

TrenchcoatFullofBats,

North Korea just prints their own money!

Shinhoshi,
@Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Assuming this is true (just skimmed it in full disclosure), nothing unique to DPRK here

Mercival,

They have quite a lot of money, particularly in foreign currency slush funds (see Room 39 for example). However the Kim family has the final say in what is government money and what never makes it onto the books.

They could probably afford a FIFA championship. It’s admitting they have that kind of money, that would be a huge problem.

jscummy,

I think it depends what you mean by “afford”, they might have enough money stashed away to host one time but it’s going to seriously take away from their future

NK has never chosen their future or basic needs over useless megaprojects though

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Today is about to become unpleasant
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Gordon doesn't seem to have a problem with the workers as long as they're doing their jobs. It's usually the managers he gets the most angry with.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, he's rough with the cooks when they're not doing their shit

Starbuck,

I’d say he’s only rough on them if they don’t take food safety seriously or they don’t want to learn.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yep. And honestly that's perfectly reasonable. People can die from food poisoning, being ignorant is not something to be proud of

30p87,

So the caption would need to be: “When you’re on coke and H at your maximum wage chair sitting job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew”

Shush,

“And you forgot you invited them hoping that the ratings will make your restaurant famous and you’ll become rich as fuck”

irmoz,

The majority ended up failing, so I heard

Socsa,

At least in the US series there are basically zero success stories in 6 seasons of the show. Even the best ones end up out of business a few years later.

Running a restaurant is a paradox. It’s sort of easy to get into because the turnover is so high, but even if you end up having success it’s extremely hard to sustain that over decades.

kofe,

Majority of restaurants fail, period

Croquette,

They are already on their death bed when Gordon comes in.

Restaurants fails all the time with competent people. Imagine a restaurant being run by a dumbass.

irmoz,

Not disputing that, just the claim that they get him in for attention and money

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Some might, but yeah as you said the success rate was pretty darn low. Even in the show when he visits back it’s usually gone back to shit as soon as he leaves.

Socsa,

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

brygphilomena,

Most of the time there are a half dozen people in the background actually just doing the work. Totally ignored by the camera crew.

usernamesaredifficul, in Today is about to become unpleasant
vitriolix, in Advertisers heading for the door
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RQG, in How is life treating you ?
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Who dis?

mod_pp,
@mod_pp@lemmy.world avatar

Charles Lecrec. F1 Ferrari driver.

lemmyseizethemeans,

He’s not doing that bad all things considered… but yeah. Not having a great 2023. Still ahead of Sir Lewis most the time and what the only real threat is McLaren or something? Perez is racing hard tho that’s for sure

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It's been a ludicrous display.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

What was Wenger thinking putting on Hamilton that early??

Ulijin,

The thing about Mercedes is, they always try to drive it in!

xusontha, in aww

They hath been shooketh by news most dire…

kek_w_lol,

Their fur is wet, needs to dry by a fire.

xusontha,

Oh noes!

SneakyThunder,

Oh, no! I don’t think that’s what they desire

kek_w_lol,

Don’t speak for the council, you dog! You liar!

VikingHippie,

What is this infernal rhyming, my mind is in fog! Oh no, I’ve joined the choir!

Zink, in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Disney claiming to be inclusive and still managing an incredible amount of gender stereotyping

Cube6392,
@Cube6392@beehaw.org avatar

They want both the queer dollars and the conservative family values dollars. They produce what they believe will be the most marketable to the most people.

PenguinJuice,

They should just abstain from controversial shit and just make good movies.

I don't remember any of their prior movies needing to push agendas for anything in particular.

spacecadet,

That’s a good idea, but what if some random person complains on twitter? Time to change it entire corporate strategy.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Inclusion and representation isn't controversial unless you're a bigot.

PenguinJuice,

Theres been inclusion and representation in movies and TV since the 90s. I'm confused. What are you referring to specifically?

discostjohn,

You’re an idiot.

SariEverna,

I don’t think you understand what makes for good entertainment. Hint: you tend to need a conflict in a story. I wonder if “controversial shit” might be a place to find interesting conflict for your stories?

Also inclusion is not the same thing as pushing an agenda. Gay people are just people. They’re allowed to exist in a story without it necessarily having to mean something.

PenguinJuice,

Gay people have been in film and television since the 90s, what point are you trying to make?

Glide,

I don’t remember any of their prior movies needing to push agendas for anything in particular.

Then you aren’t paying attention.

Gender-normative, male dominant relationships were the agenda. Since then, we’ve had an era of strong and independant - or at least stronger and more independant - female characters. Now we’re entering an era of deconstructing heteronormativity.

Things have been one way for so long that you perceive it as normal, and anything else as a divergenance meant to push an agenda. Every piece of media you’ve ever consumed has had an agenda and actively, consciously played to the stereotypes that would bring in the greatest viewership and reinforce the most commonly held stereotypes and opinions. This is no different; you just got used to one agenda in particular.

PenguinJuice,

So what you're saying is good content is good because it appeals to the audience and we are now purposefully not appealing to the vast, overwhelming majority of human beings which is why Disney and other companies that chase that temporary trend are failing in droves.

Got it.

So only one specific agenda is correct. All the rest must be silenced.

niucllos,

I mean they very obviously aren’t failing in droves, Disney for instance has been increasing their profit every year except 2020 for the last while.

PenguinJuice,

https://www.theringer.com/2023/10/3/23900759/disney-downfall-streaming-rise-and-fall-of-an-entertainment-giant

People aren't watching what they put out. Their sustainment is heavily reliant on their parks. They destroyed Marvel and Star Wars chasing something other than what the respective core demographic wanted. This is clearly majorly impacting them or else:

https://insidethemagic.net/2023/08/disney-ends-woke-agenda-casting-ad1/

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/desperate-disney-ceo-says-company-will-quiet-the-noise-of-woke-culture-push-amid-nearly-200-billion-loss-but-will-it/ar-AA1h4Gjb

It's not looking good for the "narrative", I'll tell you that.

Glide,

Okay, but you’re grossly missing the point. There was and will always be an agenda. Being upset that it isn’t your agenda and presenting this opinion under the guise of wanting it depoliticized is at best ignorant and misinformed, at worst dishonest, and regardless attempts to reinforce and legitimize hate for those who do not conform to historical norms.

I’d propose that your argument about the “woke agenda” failing Disney’s pocket book is in itself a cherry picked argument which ignores the massive technological and cultural shifts in the way we consume and monitize media. But it doesn’t matter, because that has nothing to do with what we’re talking about. Disney has always sold a lifestyle and pandered to an agenda. There is a reason Disneyland was such a prominent point of Baudrillard’s work; Disney’s ability to conjure and sell an imaginative reality has been historically unparalleled. Now that it’s selling a fantasy that makes the privledged uncomfortable, ignorant, invalid commentary, such as your original comment, shows up perpetuating false premisis’ about media suddenly pushing an agenda, as though this is new. It is not.

You can choose to try and understand that, you can dig in and veil your choice of ignorance and hate, or you can simply accept that you won’t understand everything and bow out. Just don’t be surprised when you face the consequences of your choices.

PenguinJuice,

What was the agenda?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Now now we can’t make the boomers feel left out, there has to be something for ol’ pops to laugh about and explain at the retirement home lunch.

TipoPies, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

There’s a neat little video I stumbled across recently that explains this phenomenon rather well! youtube.com/shorts/GLViYl-AdXQ?si=8WLzfZkWDkflL1T…

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Huh, that was actually quite fascinating. Thank you!

allstar,
@allstar@lemmy.one avatar

While the phenomenon he explains does exist, it is an incorrect explanation for the feeling described in your title. This video is amazing, and I suggest watching all of it or just jumping to 10:50 to see your explanation:

youtu.be/zHL9GP_B30E

P.S.: I was born in 2000, but ffs what’s up with these short format videos of people talking really fast and shoving incorrect info down your throat? I just can’t watch these, nor can I understand what they are saying.

eddietrax, in Duality of c/memes
@eddietrax@dmv.social avatar

I agree that not everyone should be a dog owner and/or parent.

But dogs are awesome and maybe the problem isn’t the dogs in the commenter’s experience, maybe that person just sucks?

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