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littlecolt, in Especially during work hours

I take chats for customer service. We’re expected to help two people at the same time. This is me when two people who work from home lost internet at the same time so they’re in crisis and as ending message after message and won’t follow directions because they’re desperately trying anything to get back online because they could get fired.

The cynic in me is like “this is karma for the previous 3 times you told your boss the internet was down when it wasn’t.”

Default_Defect, in Just another day of saving the bees.
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Do ya like jazz?

PatFussy, in get the suncream.

How is this a murder? I would like to thing the guy is a 10 and just dripping with rizz

nueonetwo, in It's social contractin' time

Loved that megazord. That was one of the very first santa gifts I can remember back when I was little. Played the shit outta that thing.

SternburgExport, in Where my watersluts at?

That’s why I shove my hand under my chin so it doesn’t drop down my chin.

3valc, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

Most of it was shit anyway and current history is shit too so it doesn’t matter.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Pugwash.

“I hate this fucking river”

xusontha, in get the suncream.

And that’s saying something

peterpayne, in Mama, just killed a man.

As a child I misheard Freddie Krueger as Freddie Cougar, then I saw there was a Car called Cougar, from Mercury… and I would chuckle at the idea of Someone called Freddie Mercury Cougar

TimeSquirrel, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
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kornfan82@angelfire.com

EcstaticHumility, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
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You guys are still using the same email?

dingus, in Mama, just killed a man.
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Singing Menacingly: Who wants to live forever…

jetsetdorito, in Especially during work hours

when I get emails from 2 PMs at once

dingus, in I left my cell, my pager, and my clues at the bottom
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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up and help Blue get a fucking clue?

mp3, in They are just the worst
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