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lugal, in Duolingo too

Congratulations, you defeated the end boss

aliceee, in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

“do i look like i have 5$?”

Angry_Maple, in Especially during work hours
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bonus points: Neither of those texts would exist if the sender had just listened to you any of the first two or three times that you told them.

yaaay troubleshooting. I have to say though, on the bright side, it’s doing wonders for improving my patience.

GnomeKat, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Life isn’t worth living just because it will be written down, so what if no one remembers, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Rozauhtuno, in Accurate.
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Say the line, Gabe!

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Accurate.

just pay for Nebula and mabye curiosity stream

NotSpez, in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

I hope OSHA doesn’t turn a blind eye to it.

Holzkohlen, in Accurate.

Haha I’m poor

Thyrian, in get the suncream.

This is a bit self fulfilling, since saying that immediately makes you less attractive, because you express, that you thingk less of yourself, on the other hand it in creases your chances w/ the boiis, sins you seem funny.

RealWarrenBuffett, in The nerve of these corporations

TLDR; those donations go straight to the same corporations’ pockets and “help” them :D

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in get the suncream.

Sense of humor: +3 Charisma

SexualPolytope, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I have 689 in my email address that I use for most things. I only learned that it was a slang around a year ago.

selokichtli, in I'm not your friend, guh!

Ike?

Micromot, in Uh guys, I don't know but...

Now I want speedoflobsters on here

Anafabula, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
@Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Just… get a new email? I use a separate email for every account now

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