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Blackmist, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

That’s OK. We’re only interested in white history.

Greeks, Romans, Vikings, tell me more.

Aboriginals and Aztecs? They’re just some guys squatting on that land we found.

hackris,

This is probably sarcasm (I hope) and people still downvoted you

Uniquitous,

The universe is too small to contain the jerk-off motion in my soul.

Uniquitous, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

Anyone who has ever had to dig through an overly verbose log file is fine with this. 90% of what happens is tediously mundane.

HawlSera, in Friendly reminder that the rights are not worthy of discussion

Remember, we are well past the point where we just “need to talk it out and compromise”

The right are an active threat to the country.

aliceee,

The left: the right are an active threat to the country
The right: the left are an active threrat to the country

HawlSera,

Doesn’t really pan out when one demonstratably is… heck the GOP’s main guy is in big for 91 felonies

empireOfLove, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

workerONE,

I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

lud,

Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

RaivoKulli,

Were they very common?

lud,

Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

Sylvartas,

Also Vikings iirc

norgur, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Even for all who had swords, their primary assault weapon was usually some form of pointy murder stick, usually handheld and horse-propelled

Tankton,

The sword is the pistol of ancient times whereas the sprear is the assault rifle.

Sylvartas,

That analogy bothers me more than it should because pistols are generally cheaper than assault rifles (but I get your point)

stepanzak, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

10 yo me on his way to include his day, month and year of birth in his reddit username that cannot be changed and to get enough karma on that account to not want to delete it.

SternburgExport,

And yet you ended up here

stepanzak,

I’m glad I did!

Willy, in download firefox

as someone who used firefox for the last 20 years or more, I just switched to edge about 6 months ago and I’ve been liking it.

KorokSpaceProgram,
@KorokSpaceProgram@artemis.camp avatar

That’s just Chrome

Holzkohlen,

Or as I have recently taken to calling it Microsoft plus Chrome.
Do two negatives make a positive? Clearly not. Checkmate matheists.

darcy, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

sorry but so what. we dont need to know everthing

gunpachi,

I used to say the same thing to my highschool history teacher. Little did I know, it would help me later on. I’m not talking about pointless dates - it’s the lessons that matter.

One can’t know everything, but knowing some of it enables us to prevent the mistakes that we would have made otherwise.

BarrelAgedBoredom, in Bro got stuck in the geometry

They finally trapped ol’ tommy bones. How the turn tables

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gold

tedvdb, in Capitalists priorities
@tedvdb@feddit.nl avatar

Oof, imagine seeing this when standing on the moon, knowing there is no home anymore, and having a limited oxygen supply…

Blapoo,

Those sound like minor inconveniences compared to what just happened to your investments!

Kalkaline, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Thank goodness Gmail came out so I could get away from my Yahoo email.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

you will be thanking protonmail, tutanota or posteo.de

Chunk, in Accurate.

Dopamine addicted rat.

Why do you even need to watch TV all the time, let alone from multiple streaming services? Wtf is that?

bruhduh, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile apple still selling macbooks with 8gb ram

Zerush, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

16 GB RAM 8GB nVidia and you can play Immortals Of Aveum at 30 FPS, (maybe)

Omega_Haxors, in Na.

I have fast healing so by the time I even notice the scab and pick it off, the skin underneath has already been replaced.

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