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noodle, in Pinky promise it isn't AI
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tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

but OP pinky promised

saltesc,

Well now I don’t know who to trust on the internet. What are the Cyberpolice spending our tax money on?!

Rhynoplaz,

Police are to doughnuts, as Cyberpolice are to cookies.

plague_sapiens,
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

Probably drugs, lots of em, bought on various darknet markets :)

Empricorn,

Abusing Cyberminorities?

EmpathicVagrant,
SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pinky promise outscores sauce. You are in flagrant violation of the pre pubescent bro code

LaserTurboShark69, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

I’m failing to muster up some sympathy here

Chakravanti, in Proof of twerk

Bitcoin=Snitchcoin

Monero won’t broadcast every exchange’s handler’s details: IP address, ID, time & Date, Amount, Target, Totals, etc.

toastal,

Zcash too if you enable it

Chakravanti,

Fraud. Zcash is closed source. Also it’s a backdoor backstabbing snitch coin too. Touching that is ignorant.

toastal,

Willing to be wrong as I mostly observe from afar but the repo is here: github.com/zcash/zcash

How z-to-z shielded transactions using zero-knowledge proofs snitching?

Mubelotix,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Just use coinjoin over Tor

Chakravanti,

Or swap for Monero over Bisq (TOR market). Whatever. Bitcoin is Snitchcoin. Everything is broadcast enough you cannot avoid it. Even your methods aren’t enough.

explodicle, (edited )

Just use Lightning and you’ll have literally the same onion routing as Tor. Monero doesn’t hide your IP address or dates either.

If there’s ever an inflation bug in Monero (like the value overflow incident), it will go undetected.

Chakravanti,

Doesn’t stop the transaction from being broadcast all details. TOR or not don’t matter. Broadcast of all details is %100 lightning or not. Monero DOES “hide” your details. It may be visible that I access the Monero network if I don’t ride a VPN but it doesn’t matter. No more info about said usage is broadcast.

I can see you used PornHub today too. Should have used a VPN. I know how long you watched each of those videos too. Maybe find a VPN that accepts Monero, not the Snitchcoin.

“Bug” LMFAO

explodicle,

We don’t strongly disagree here - we’re both protecting our online privacy by bouncing that traffic around a little, through either a VPN or Tor.

We’re betting our freedom on the assumption that the bad guys won’t compromise each hop. It’s easier for them to compromise PornHub and then my VPN than it is to compromise each LN hop. So Monero won’t make my wanking any safer; the dick police will just go after the weakest link.

The value overflow incident was a bug that allowed some dude to give himself a bazillion bitcoins. It was caught and fixed before he spent any.

Chakravanti,

I’m betting on the ability to have the masses learn to protect themselves by adapting to FOSS.

In other words. We’re all gonna die. Very fucking soon. Faster than any cracker can break Monero.

samus12345, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, that phone is ancient, but the episode’s not that old…is it?

Original air date April 9, 1995

Oh.

Facebones,

chuckles I’M OLD!

dangblingus, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

I’m not a window cleaner!

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

No, sorry. I really only work on Windows.

netburnr, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Clbull,

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Viking_Hippie,

The trouble with Arsenal is they try to walk the ball into the net

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Is someone crying?

kambusha, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Subject: Fire!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that’s too formal…

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

All the best, Maurice Moss

toasteecup,

I’ll just put this fire with the rest of the fire

MonkeMischief,

Woo that’s a NICE screen saver! It looks so…real…ANYWAY

flicker, (edited )

I love the way the smoke seems to be coming off of the top of it...

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

[bam]

We got a report about a fire

MonkeMischief,

🔥 🧯

“Why’s it done that?”

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/954fc04a-897c-4f80-ba7c-baf8e3f2063b.png

“…ooOOoohhh…”

PerogiBoi, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m here to make sure most comments here have the word “Linux” in it.

Telodzrum,

I’d just like to interject for moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

quazar,

😡

Telodzrum,

🫂

herrwoland, in Pinky promise it isn't AI
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

ofc it’ll be in Florida

BruceTwarzen,

ofc people believe it.

db2, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
mycus, (edited )
@mycus@kbin.social avatar

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I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!!!!!

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AHGHGH

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH

FUCK

YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!

BUT OHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT??

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BonfireOvDreams,
@BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml avatar

Based. but also, cringe.

db2,

Stay mad.

mycus,
@mycus@kbin.social avatar

Hah! Sorry for the poor copypasta, I just now realised that on lemmy my reply makes absolutely no sense.

On kbin I saw only a "cringe" reply and thought the copypasta would be fitting.

It still doesn't make that much more sense, but eh... Guess I should give that migration feature a try.

db2,

I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know it was a copypasta. 🤦

PeriodicallyPedantic,

What the fuck

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Jesus Christ dude, go outside and smoke a blunt. It's time to take a break.

saltesc, (edited ) in Iced

A caramel macchiato? What is this madness? Must taste like a boxing match in your mouth.

E: Oh, I see. Americans have recipes for “macchiato lattes” and flavoured macchiatos seem to have way too much milk to be a macchiato, which is normally a damn powerful espresso. I think if I ordered that here, they’d confirm confused, and my face would implode. But I’ll try later today.

Stupidmanager,

Europe does it right. My ex wife would order either macchiato and cappuccino so she could keep awake on our trips. She’d order them and also add 2-3 things of sugar. I would just enjoy my cafe or espresso as is, depending on where we were.

Our last trip we were in Italy for 2 months, she stopped at Conad and found the American section, grabbed a bottle of chocolate syrup so she could make her own monstrosities. While not the reason for the divorce, this was a big problem for her back home. I do not miss the tons of ultra processed foods in my pantry.

TonyToniToneOfficial, in Air cooling is just better
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Noctua master race

okr765,

NH-D15 supremacy

criticalthreshold,

Two NF-A14s as intake fans.

I love the sound of jet engines during morning boot-up.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH, in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

Cool People Who Did Cool Stuft did a really good episode on her. Her story is so much more interesting than you would think.

pca.st/…/c9f81d0b-bcc8-407a-bead-2d68547804f1

lefaucet,

Thanks for sharing this. I’d never heard of this program. Good counterbalance to Behind the Bastards

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

Sophie the producer was so tired of hearing about terrible people that she got Magpie to make this show. It is really good. But it is still pretty depressing because the majority of cool people die horribly.

Frozzie, in Pinky promise it isn't AI
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Natural selection moment

Frozzie,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Oh It’s a fake. Just people living the moment :)

ultra, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

I’m disabled!

Flying_Hellfish,

How, how are you disabled?

NeutralFlame,

Leg disabled

ultra,

Why did you become disabled?

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