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Skanky, in Iced

It works the other way too.

I went to Starbucks once (while probably hungover) and asked for a coffee. Employee said what size? I said “medium is fine”. She started at me like a deer gazing into headlights for a minute and said “we only have demi, short, tall, venti, and grande”.

Like seriously,…

TheDoozer,

“The fuckin middle one.”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Iced
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t get it.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Someone didn’t know the Starbucks secret code so they deserved to be mocked, apparently.

zaph,

Asking for a drink to be iced is the least Starbucks thing in the world

frozen,
@frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

It’s not that they didn’t know Starbucks secret code (“iced” is a common term to use for putting ice in any drink). It’s that they used alcohol code instead (“on the rocks” is a common term to use for putting ice in alcohol).

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

“Secret code” or “common term” so what? I’ve never said the word “iced” in my life. Guess that means someone will post some nonsense about me because of my vocabulary.

SpaceNoodle,

You literally just said “iced”

baggins,

If we’re getting all pedantic they actually typed it.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus dude, how desperate are you for interaction?

frozen,
@frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Just because you’ve never used “iced” doesn’t make it uncommon. “Iced tea” is very popular beverage in the American south, for instance.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Guess that means we should mock them.

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

nobody’s mocking anybody mate, you just live under a rock apparently

Deiv,

Or, as one would say at Starbucks, under the ice

seth,

Classic Disney song

henfredemars,

I think the implication is that the customer is drinking alcohol frequently lately because the lady ordered in the way you would order many alcoholic beverages with ice.

BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider,

Your understanding and articulation of the joke is correct.

cyberpunk007,

Cause the English is poor. Replace “and so” with “and also” and it makes more sense.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks! Haha, I get it now.

southernbrewer, (edited )

“and so” is perfectly valid as a conjunction for implying causation. “Thus” would be a synonym. It fits better than “and also” which doesn’t imply causation and so isn’t the right word.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/so#dictionary-…

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, but at least where I live, using “and so” or “thus” is less common than “and also” so weirdly enough their comment helped me get it. Lol.

TootSweet, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

Oh my god they told their family to buy crypto?!

Xttweaponttx,

🤣🤣🤣

Caboose12000, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

im ootl did a specific post inspire this one?

Custoslibera,

It certainly wasn’t a previous post by me that’s for sure.

morrowind, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, lemmings can post memes?

LostXOR,

Apparently so, they're more intelligent than I realized.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Cats are smeowter smarter enn kan putz heads thru t🍞ast

Transporter_Room_3, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

reads meme

Why are YOU going to do these things?

Custoslibera,

Because if I don’t point out that it’s a bad idea no one will know how big brain I am!!!

Custoslibera, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

Sometimes people make a meme from the perspective of a different person for humorous effect.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Sometimes they even just repost something they found on the internet

_danny,

I’m aware that 90% of memes are fake or extreme versions of a half truth… but it’s fun to play along and call OP a moron for encouraging their mom to buy crypto.

Pyro,

Yeah I would think most people who call OP a moron or a genius are just relating to the meme.

superweeniehutjrs, in Rent is Robbery

Although I agree with the sentiment - I am curious how the system works with landlords having so many unoccupied units in some cities. Especially business/commercial/industrial landlords. It keeps rent artificially high, while reducing some types of overhead I would guess.

ThunderWhiskers,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

That is precisely how we have wound up in the current market.

tok,

housing are people to live in. shouldn’t be used for speculation. a landlord in my building owns like 7 or 8 apartments. insanely hight rent prices. this should be fucking ilegal. greed destroying society

PlasterAnalyst,

Speculation. Some investors are more interested in holding the property until they can sell it in the future for a profit, rather than the rent they would earn now. Some landlords will have negative cashflow even if they are charging rent because they know they can sell the property for a profit later.

superweeniehutjrs,

How does the business of being a landlord not work out to a “yes and” solution? You could make money on rent and sell at a later date. Is risk too high due to the cost of proper upkeep when a unit is occupied? Is it the cost of management?

bunkyprewster,

I think that a lower price for the rent translates into a lower valuation of the property. So an empty apartment at $2000 a month is still theoretically worth more at sale than a rented apartment at $1500

IMongoose,

My family has a few houses they rent out. Not nearly enough income to live off of as they all have other jobs, but it’s some. As a rule, an empty apartment is better than a bad tenant. Not only will a bad tenant not pay and take months to remove, they will actively destroy the place causing thousands in damages. “Just sue them” someone may say. Well, they don’t have any money for rent, they surely don’t have 10 months of rent + $4k in repair + legal fees. Sure, we can garnish their wages. What’s 5% of $0 in reported income per month?

Yes, some landlords deserve the hate they get but let’s not pretend everyone is the perfect tenant either. The people of Walmart need to live somewhere.

Dogeek,

So if the housing market crashed like really bad, by say everybody owning multiple homes being suddenly unable to afford the loans for that many homes, what would happen?

The banks would have to repossess the properties. And sell them on the market, but with many homes to sell, the price would come down crashing.

One can dream.

spittingimage, in Iced
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

My wife hates that I forgot what chicken nuggets are and called them ‘meat dots’. Of course I don’t call them anything else now.

__Lost__,

Like dippin dots, but made of meat

MeatsOfRage, in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

Just realizing this now? The church scandals broke wide open 20 years ago.

bstix,

It had another run in the news following her death last summer.

There’s nothing wrong with people TIL today, because she was right then and still is.

Rhynoplaz,

We were telling dirty jokes about priests and alter boys when I was a kid in the 80s. It was well known and rampant 20 years BEFORE 20 years ago.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah as a kid in the 70s, it was a known trope. Benny Hill and Monty Python even alluded to it.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Long before the '70s. The British arms manufacturing companies Vickers and Armstrong Whitworth merged in the late 1920s to become Vickers-Armstrongs Limited. Employees of the former Armstrong Whitworth were not happy about the merger and joked about being like choirboys - because they were being buggered by Vickers (i.e. “buggered by vicars”).

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Jeff Dunham even did a joke with Achmed the dead terrorist.

“I like to throw a penny between two Jews and watch them fight to the death. I also do the same with Catholic priests but instead I throw a small boy! The winner has to fight Michael Jackson!”

Son_of_dad,

Hate that Jeff Dunham idiot. Being straight up racist with a puppet is not comedy, no matter how much your racist uncle laughs at his “jokes”

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

It’s funny that only white people say this lmfao.

It’s like white folk getting mad about Speedy Gonzalez when he’s well loved by Latinos.

I’ll begrudgingly understand why young people like LatinX now vs Latin/o but it’s still dumb lol.

Son_of_dad,

I’m Latino, not white.

blanketswithsmallpox,

So do you like Speedy?

Son_of_dad,

Very much, butt speedy wasn’t racist or negative.

Amaltheamannen,

I’m half Arab and that guy is definitely racist, not funny. And as far as I know only white people say Latinx, they still prefer Latino.

WillFord27,

I believe trans and non binary people prefer Latinx

blanketswithsmallpox,

Well you’ll be pleased to know that more and more young Latinos actually like LatinX every year. Especially when it comes to college populations where Latino people are an ever growing population.

However, a majority of those surveyed in a Gallup poll – 57% – said it didn’t matter how they labeled.

teenvogue.com/…/latine-vs-latinx-what-young-peopl…

bu.edu/…/why-is-latinx-still-used-if-hispanics-ha…

abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=82273936

Jeff Dunham did his standup in the UAE, and Israel to standing ovations

prnewswire.com/…/jeff-dunhams-controversial-chara…

tucson.com/…/article_85dac438-e75d-11e3-9c0e-0019…

1ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%…

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Hey I get that I was just using it as an example of priests always having been this way.

maccentric,

Commas are so underused these days.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, I, get, that, I, was, just, using, that, as, an, example, of, a, lack, of, comma, usage.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

SlopppyEngineer,

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”

Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

Heliumfart,

Somewhere in Rousseau’s “Confessions” there’s a bunch about him becoming disillusioned by the church as a child because of sexual abuse, and the head priest tells him “that’s how it’s always been”. That was written in 1769!

Pistcow, in Google “search”

I don’t need a 27-page novel to know the temperature and time to cook something. I also don’t want to he directed to Pintrest and be required to have an account. Honestly, I’ve started using Bing more often.

Psythik,

No joke, Bing Chat is considerably better at finding answers than any search engine I’ve used in recent years. I don’t even bother googling things anymore. Just ask the AI.

Fixbeat,

I just ask ChatGPT these days.

Asafum, (edited )

I’m just starting to learn HTML and oh my fucking god do I LOVE chatGPT… Holy hell… I can’t even begin to express just how amazing it is to be able to ask basic questions and not only get a reply, but provide example code, and it will elaborate or be as concise as you like… I LOVE IT! I’m especially happy to see they don’t ask for your phone number and other absurdly intrusive unnecessary information anymore. That’s what kept me away at first.

I do know it’s not infallible and I probably won’t use it as much as I move on to more complex programming.

frokie,

I do fairly complex programming and still use chat gpt. It will contribute to be helpful to say “write me a function that does this” rather than “how do I code this”

UltraMagnus0001,

me too

saltesc,

The Google habit is hit the third link, scroll to fourth paragraph, your answer should be around there somewhere.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t need a 27-page novel to know the temperature and time to cook something.

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/…/recipe-filter/

Mr_Blott,

I would like a Firefox add-on that filters out sites where recipe ingredients are measured in cups and the recipes contain butter and sugar when they shouldn’t, thanks very much

Adding “UK” used to work, but doesn’t anymore

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

the recipes contain butter

But noodles aren’t that difficult to make

Daryl76679,

Try Brave Search, Duckduckgo, Startpage, or Searxng. For more detail on these recommendation (that I definitely did not just steal), check out the Privacy Guides page, or The New Oil for a different, albeit overlapping, set of recommendations and take on search engines.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

You mention brave but no mention of kagi? Kagi is way better than DDG too.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Did the Privacy Guides drama ever get resolved re: PrivacyTools. I recall one was split off from the other over draaaamaaa.

Daryl76679,

I mean I guess. They aren’t actively fighting or anything like that to my knowledge. I personally think the Privacy Guides is the better resource, because PrivacyTools has vpn recommendations like Nord and Surfshark with affiliate links that are not actively disclosed from my quick check.

Powerpoint,

Best not to use brave since it’s a front for crypto. Other’s are okay

explodicle,

I disagree! It’s best to not use Brave since it’s a front for a homophobe.

gogosempai,
@gogosempai@programming.dev avatar

Avoid the browser but I’ve been using their search on Firefox. Really like the AI summarizer and the results are also good.

kattenluik,

DuckDuckGo has recently become a not very useful search engine too, it still has way way better queries than Google though.

Going back usually shuffles the search results and after like 5 results there’s just a bunch of random entries based on your geolocation.

Angry_Maple,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

No kidding. Just earlier today, I was looking for a kind of niche tool used to wrap pallets in plastic, and I found nothing on google about it. It kept showing me everything BUT what I was looking for.

On bing, I found just about all of the information I needed about it. Turns out it’s niche partially because it’s made in my province, which I also found out from bing. Almost no one knows what I’m referring to when I mention it. It combines the technology of machine wrapping and hand wrapping, and it makes warehousing much easier sometimes. I wanted to recommend it to someone. Thanks Bing!

ColeSloth,

Is it much different from a pallet wrapper? A big platform you can set a pallet on loaded with stuff and it spins? And you hold what’s like a yard wide rolling pin with plastic wrap on it to wrap the pallet as it spins?

chonglibloodsport,

Yeah honestly. The Google ad-based search system created a set of incentives that just destroyed the internet! I miss the days when people created their own fun little quirky websites like Ian’s Shoelace Site. That used to be every site on the internet!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Holy crap I remember that

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

But do you remember Geocities?

jennwiththesea,
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

I had an Angel fire site

Pistcow,

Every 3-5 years, I go and check on my Angelfire. It’s still there today.

ibb.co/WPH835P

Zink,

Your old site isn’t just fire, it’s angelfire!

jennwiththesea,
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

Lucky! Mine’s gone, and I honestly can’t remember if I deleted it

vrek,

Am I old if I remember xoom?

Barometer3689, in Google “search”

Yep, I switched to kagi a while back and couldn’t be happier with the results. If you don’t want to be the product, maybe consider paying for search?

Scolding7300,

I started a trial witg kagi after ddg stopped finding results (while Google did)

norgur,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Same

kemsat, in Proof of twerk

Yeah but you could actually do useful things with the power from an idling car.

Wogi,

You could do useful things with the power used to generate Bitcoin too.

spaduf, (edited )

Generally, however, it is not easily converted to heroin

Deiv,

Use a computer to work -> get paid -> buy heroin

Sabre363,

Like cook the planet

Chakravanti,

Snitch on yourself.

kemsat,

I didn’t mean literally a car, I was going a long with their metaphor.

I saw a Veritasium video where they use a massive engine as part of a whole facility that tests buildings for earthquakes. That’s not something that’s going to be a problem. And in some applications, fossil fuels are what makes sense to use.

We should definitely use them in as few applications as possible, but yeah, if you wanna act like we should stop using them completely, in all applications, you can keep hallucinating.

Sabre363,

I was mostly making a joke about how bad cars are for the environment, not really adding anything of substance to the conversation.

vithigar,

If you’re doing something with the output of the engine then it’s not idling, strictly speaking.

SwingingKoala,

Can an idling car save people’s wealth from hyperinflation?

SpaceNoodle, in Google “search”

ITT: people who don’t know that DuckDuckGo is just Bing with a bird on it

keyez,

And without a key part like having to use bing

cmgvd3lw,

I feel that, cause most news links are of msn. But atleast it wont send data to ms for just searching.

brbposting,

I think that’s an oversimplification. I get different results.

Wiki claims (with five sources I didn’t check):

DuckDuckGo’s results are a compilation of “over 400” sources according to itself, including Bing, Yahoo! Search BOSS, Wolfram Alpha, Yandex, and its own web crawler (the DuckDuckBot); but none from Google.

SpaceNoodle,

Last time I did a comparison, I got identical results from DDG and Bing run in sandboxed browsers.

iAvicenna, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

fortunefavorsthebold

Custoslibera,

NyEhhh I don’t think so.

And I’m never wrong about this stuff. Never.

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