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Raisin8659, in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
@Raisin8659@monyet.cc avatar

This seems like the opening of another horror movie…

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

NaibofTabr, (edited )

Furniture from SCP-3008

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

devfuuu,

Cube.

fastandcurious, in IKEA has all your holiday needs met

Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless

As a Linux user, I cannot relate

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

As a Windows 10 user who only enabled security updates neither can I.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

As an Amish person where am I and how did I get here.

Buttons, (edited )
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

You’re using what people usually call “the information super highway”.

Siegfried,

Remember there was an amish subreddit

AceTKen,
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

As a Windows user who manually updates weekly and reads changelogs for what actually changes, neither do I.

But then again I don’t leave 400,000 items open on my desktop for no reason whatsoever and get mad when I have to close them.

towerful, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

OP has a ridiculous hip-to-shoulder ratio

Custoslibera,
moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am missing the joke, please correct me:

I assumed that the comment was saying OP has a fat ass, what does that have to do with police shooting animals?

OttoVonNoob, (edited )

meme I made…

lseif, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

this is extremely offensive to me personally

psivchaz,

I don’t understand why OP is attacking me like this.

zanyllama52, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

Confirmed Windows user, lol

Wermhatswormhat,

I’m a Mac user and let me tell you, it could easily be an osx device. Those friggin updates take forever, and can be forced on you with no warning.

theUnlikely,

I think you’ve got a setting wrong. I’ve got mine set to download only. So it just downloads the update in the background and notifies me. I have even left that notification sitting there for months before without it forcing or nagging me.

M500,

Mac updates are weirdly slow.

kautau, (edited )

Full Mac updates not only usually update the entirety of the system and then run an SIP check, but often are firmware updates for the hardware, that’s why they now have a separate setup for quick security updates, which often happen in the background, without a full update required: support.apple.com/en-us/102657

M500,

Thanks! I suspected they were doing something under the hood but they are not as overtly transparent in this process.

maccentric, (edited )

Good info, thanks.

Any idea why it takes so long to install the OS from a fast USB drive (around 45 minutes)? The same drive installs win10 in under 5 minutes.

kautau,

Good question. Honestly I’m not sure. Windows installs wipe an NTFS partition and then dump the filesystem there, bootloader is installed and OS boots, job done. My only guess would be that the Mac installer individually hashes every file for security and verifies on write. While ensuring a perfect install and secure OS, it also leads to wildly long install times.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

You can turn off automatic updates, but it will still give you a notification when there is one so you can make it update at night.

Also, OS X? Is the OS 10.X or you’re just referring to it as OS X. Because in newer macOS versions, I can confirm the automatic updates do it at night when you’re not using the computer.

Wermhatswormhat,

Yeah sorry, just meant MacOS! It’s a work computer so I think the IT guys kind of force it sometimes.

halcyoncmdr,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

That ignore system messages. This post will be anecdotal, but I can’t ever get my systems to suddenly restart or reinstall the bloatware apps like some people claim theirs do. It honestly seems like it’s “power users” fucking with things that they don’t actually understand, and then complaining that things aren’t working the way they expect.

We have 5 Windows 11 systems in our household, and 2 family members that are terrible with computers. None of them act the way some randoms on the Internet claim Windows 11 does with updates all the time. And everyone I personally know doesn’t seem to have these issues either. But we’re also not installing random patches or messing with settings that don’t have a natural and intentional UI element.

All of our systems I help with for family and friends update on their own, and prompt when a restart is needed, including a button to delay the restart. If ignored, it prompts after a day or so again and only if ignored or delayed for an extended period will eventually give a countdown to a forced restart. I only noticed the countdown because I was explicitly trying to reproduce what people online claim about it suddenly restarting while using it. And at that point it WILL restart even in use, but that’s after an extended period, multiple days, of ignoring notifications about it.

I also don’t have issues on my systems with those annoying bloatware app links (like Candy Crush) reinstalling, etc. on their own. I turned off the various advertising settings in the settings menus and uninstalled the app links like normal. They’ve never returned.

Since I’ve been completely unable to reproduce these relatively common complaints on multiple systems myself, I can only assume people are adjusting settings or installing various patches from the Internet that mess with things that aren’t intended to be user-facing and that ends up causing issues. Like the infinite number of patches to remove telemetry, etc. that people don’t know what’s actually being changed by it, but install for privacy.

Eheran,

I mostly agree with you. But something like 3 years ago, I remember letting my PC run while I was gathering seats over night. There was no previous “restart now” or even “update now”. However, in the morning, I found the PC had restarted too install an update. And that was the standard setting back then. I changed it to only prompt that there are updates since, and AFAIR that setting was “reset” 1 or 2 times ever since in an update.

But seeing how absurdly niche what I do is, I doubt that random users will care. And sadly they need to be forced to update for the sake of all of us.

Appoxo, (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Agreed.
I’m a professional IT tech and see a lot of desktops during the week including my own.
We have some Windows PCs that still had 1809 installed because Windows does not manage to update itself without being forced to search.

NENathaniel, in Average capitalism enjoyer
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

Okay hate on capitalism, fair enough

But equating it to literal slavery like we’ve had in the past (and still have in some parts of the world) seems problematic to me

explodicle,

“Experience demonstrates that there may be a slavery of wages only a little less galling and crushing in its effects than chattel slavery, and that this slavery of wages must go down with the other.”

— Frederick Douglass

NENathaniel,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

I suspect that most other actual slaves would not entirely agree with that sentiment

reverendsteveii,

we’ve had in the past

we definitely still have slavery in America. Like, in America. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of companies that outsource their slavery to other countries and then ship the product here so we can pretend it’s not made by slaves, but plenty of companies skip the middle man and just use slaves here

SnotFlickerman, in There's a hidden toxicness that should be given more attention.
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The only streaming I do is taking a piss.

PhobosAnomaly,

Remember to hydrate my dude/dudette, nobody likes that yellow filter!

killeronthecorner, in yo where tf my uber driver taking me
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Murdered 4 people when they could have served and only killed one.

4/5 *

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

But I arrived at my destination on time. 5/5*

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Actually, it’s 5 going straight. But maybe he could have swerved to kill the 1st guy behind lever and then drifted to kill 6 more.

Just saying.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve, uh, really thought this through

Darkenfolk,

5/5* driver will drift on request.

sirico, in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Ffs it’s missing a dimension

MaxHardwood,

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

Alsephina, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

Does anyone base their lives and their worldviews around the simulation theory?

DarkenLM,

I know one person who does. And, of course, everyone thinks he lost his marbles.

capital, (edited )

How does that person’s behavior differ from “normal”?

For example, a Christian would go to church, probably believe in hell, and pray.

I don’t even know what one would do differently if they truly believed we’re in a computer.

DarkenLM,

Well, he constantly wears what I can only describe as an attempt to make a power armor straight from a 2000s live action sci-fi, constantly screams that everyone is dumb and that "The Great Observer" will free believers from this simulation, believes that if he remains hidden for a couple of minutes, police will simply lose him like this was GTA, and other dumb shit.

DriftinGrifter,

Cope

petrol_sniff_king,

To be completely cynical: they’d blame the jews for hiding this knowledge from them and use it, generally, to sow distrust in the institutions we already have for supporting “non-simulation theory”. (see: flat earth)

Cannacheques,

I dunno man

themelm,

Its such a philosophical dead end. I know a few people who really want the world to be a simulation but I cant understand why. I think they want an excuse to have nothing matter and be shitty.

But i would not live my life any differently if we found out that this is a simulation. Because its still real to me and there’s no reason to believe I can exist outside the simulation any more than my sims can exist outside the game.

ultra, in yo where tf my uber driver taking me

Just brake

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited ) in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

My last boss told all his employees to invest in crypto, and I believe all of them put a substantial amount into it. He was a country hick who worked machine repair beside me at their shop. Thought he was hot shit because he was a member of a Facebook Q group and thought he was smarter than everyone else because he “knew secrets on a deeper level”. Okay bud.

I left before the end of the year because he stopped scheduling me over a comment I made about another one of his fucking insane conspiracy theories he liked to spout instead of helping with the workload.

Then the crypto crash happened. They went out of business 8 months later. Can’t imagine why!

Eat shit, Wayne. Those gals and that kid working under you deserved better, you cunt.

itsnotits,

he was a* part* of a

mriormro, in Tis the Season
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Yo, Joji’s gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

He’s a He’s a, He’s a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.

Cannacheques, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

This is why I prefer to believe in Gnosticism.

WeirdGoesPro,
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Holy shit, another one of us? There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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