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AGuyAcrossTheInternet, in Uh-Oh

Ooooh now I get it.
Manslaughter :)
Man's laughter [:|

fastandcurious,

I have a feeling you have flipped the emoticons

ultra,

Nah

SeekPie,

“There are no accidents” - Master Oogway

TurboHarbinger,

Deep

NocturnalEngineer, in Uh-Oh

My dyslexic ass spent too long staring at the words to ensure the joke was indeed the joke I thought it was.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

OP forgot the space in mans laughter

FrostyTrichs,

My dyslexic ass

Next time just use your eyes, it’s faster.

DestroyerOfWorlds,

Don’t tell me how to read!

NENathaniel, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

As a Windows user, I can’t relate lol I don’t have this happen to me

VindictiveJudge,

Seriously, does anyone know about the update settings? It’s not hard to make Win10 not try to update while you’re using it.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Wouldn’t it be nice if your PC updated everything in under 2 minutes while you use it without having to restart?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s easier to never learn anything and complain that an OS has issues you didn’t bother to learn how to overcome.

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

And at least since Win 10 the updates take maybe 5 minutes unless you have held them off for months.

Huschke, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless

After switching to Linux a month ago, I can finally participate in the circle jerking:

Forced updates? Haha lol. That’s such a Windows user thing to say.

lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

> chad GNU/Linux respecting my preferences.
> only updates when I do sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade.
> finishes updating kernel and 150 packages in less than 5 minutes whilst I’m merging a pr.
> I close computer when I’m done, unaware of updates.
> open it up next day and it starts like nothing happened.
> mfw I read this post

toastal, (edited )

My update failed for some unforeseen bug in the software

nixos-rebuild switch --rollback

Back in business as if nothing happened

x4740N, in No take backs?
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

This just made me realise the matrix is also an allegory of capitalism

antidote101,

…as well as for whether you’d choose to know harsh realities over comforting dreams. Capitalism has a few choices and perspectives in this regard.

winterayars,

Yep, the matrix is capitalism (a system of control) and getting unplugged is class consciousness.

ExLisper,

I thought matrix was going to school and getting unplugged was graduating.

sealhaslupus, (edited )

and also an allegory for transitioning

edit: there’s a reason why the wachowski brothers are no longer brothers

exterstellar, in Rent is Robbery

Is this post saying that if the landlord CAN afford the house without you paying rent, then it’s justified, and in that case they ARE providing you housing?

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

In the same way GPU and game console scalpers were generously, out of the goodness of their heart providing GPUs and game consoles to the masses.

Ookami38,

Thank the lord for scalpers, honestly. Glad they were able to help some people get their stuff!

doctorcrimson, (edited )

Yeah I had the same thought, this post doesn’t make a very good anti-landlord argument if in the case the renters stop paying, then both they and the landlord lose their homes.

unreasonabro,

funny though

oops was that out loud? ahem sorry

hondaguy97386, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

…but we’re not just random arrangements of atoms…

Rhynoplaz,

Not with THAT kind of attitude!

antrosapien,

Or are we Boltzmann brain

superduperenigma,

I’m Cave Johnson, here to personally thank you for volunteering to test Aperture Science’s brand new long range spacetime displacement device. Before we begin, there’s 2 things I need to mention.

First off, there is a non-zero percent, closer to 90, chance that you will end up being a just a random arrangement of atoms after the test. Not in a philosophical way. Just an absolutely random heap of atoms sprawled across the testing chamber floor.

Second, I need to remind you that the waiver you signed is iron clad. You can thank the suits in legal for that.

Now let’s begin!

Cannacheques,

Why not? Even if it we’re meant to be important why can it not be by action rather than by birth, see how narcissistic it is to think we’re supposed to be here?

hondaguy97386,

I didn’t say we were important or supposed to be here. Just that we aren’t random. The initial state of the cosmos may have been random but everything after that is following a trajectory based on physics.

SpaceNoodle, in No take backs?

I thought he didn’t really have a social life.

grue,

He had enough of one to go clubbing with the mescaline guy. Let’s be honest: a truly anti-social geek would never even get the invite.

MindSkipperBro12,

He maybe a loner but he isn’t autistic so people still treat him like a fellow human being.

sharkfucker420, in Bono my routines are gone
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro me too T-T I could use the extra weight and calories but I don’t be working out more like twice a week and it’s a pretty lame workout bc I don’t have a gym near my parents house

GiveMemes,

You don’t need a gym! I’ve been doing exclusively bodyweight for the past couple months (excepting a box of tiles I use for curls sometimes) and have been getting great improvements. I recommend checking the “buff dude workouts” bodyweight regimen on YouTube for some great exercises.

generalpotato,

Get a pair of adjustable dumbbells (look into Powerblocks) and a foldable bench off Amazon. You’ll be set for months.

Hailstorm8440, in Bono my routines are gone

What show is that meme from?

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Eric Andre show

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I believe it’s from The Eric Andre Show.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-killed-hannibal

nexguy, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

One of those is a belief and the other is a theory.

One requires the absence of evidence and the other requires evidence.

MBM,

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  • nexguy,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    Agreed however stimulation was put forth as something that would require evidence whereas a God needs faith which requires blind trust and the lack of evidence. You are not allowed to even try to test if a god exists because that itself is a lack of faith.

    daFRAKKINpope,

    Okay. But no. You can find evidence of god or a simulation the same way. Confirmation bias. There is no way to prove either belief.

    Naz, (edited )

    Every time someone doubts the Simulation Theory in a big way, we change one letter of a major fast food franchise. :)

    Enjoy your Chic-Fil-A.

    daFRAKKINpope,

    Beans. That explains my MacDonald’s yesterday.

    FardyCakes, (edited )

    Does it also explain why I’m wearing a Taco Belt?

    Blue_Morpho,

    You mean Cosmcs?

    www.cosmcs.com

    daFRAKKINpope,

    It’s disturbing how much I wanna try this.

    nexguy,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    If you try to prove the existence of a god then you do not have faith so you are not a believer. Having faith in itself means evidence has no value for you.

    SexyTimeSasquatch, in Bono my routines are gone

    A couple weeks of holiday eating isn’t going to ruin a year’s worth of work… Now bring me my jug of eggnog!

    Pickle_Jr, (edited )

    Eggnog is actually what is erasing my progress and I am okay with it 😤

    Edit: I can’t spell

    itsnicodegallo,

    Raising or erasing? Lol

    SnotFlickerman, in Tis the Season
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    The reason for the season is banging babay.

    theguardian.com/…/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-…

    AlfredEinstein,

    Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

    God bless us. Every one.

    SnotFlickerman, (edited )
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Twelve rimmers rimming

    Eleven pipers piping

    Ten pervs a-creeping

    Nine ladies stripping

    Eight tits a-milking

    Seven edgers edging

    Six freaks roleplaying

    FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

    Restaldt,

    4 strap ons

    3 holes in everyone

    2 vibrators

    And a broken cock for Christmass

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    You can break your penis???

    CalicoJack,

    You can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Well now I’m scared

    vexikron,
    vexikron, (edited ) in There's a hidden toxicness that should be given more attention.

    So, Dunbar’s number comes into play here.

    Super summarized, in 1993 an anthropologist (guess his last name), made a compelling argument that the average person cannot maintain more than about 150 meaningful relationships.

    This idea has since been generally embraced by many scientists, and to my knowledge, the basic concept has been reaffirmed many times.

    A more recent study in 2021 criticizes Dunbar’s original methodology, but functionally reinforces the main concept, just concluding that via a more comprehensive statistical analysis along the lines of Dunbar’s methodology, the 95% confidence interval is basically between 3 and 520 people.

    royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/…/rsbl.2021.0158

    Anyway, yeah, the phenomenon of celebrity fame, and more recently parasocial relationships very clearly show that many, many people are seriously changed and challenged by being surrounded by, and interacting with a functionally endless number of fans, who are also critics.

    The internet is, at this point, replete with people who turn into extremely shitty people, develop mental disorders, in some cases kill themselves, etc, because of the way that having a large ‘following’ warps your mind.

    But, fast forward almost 15 years after Malcolm Gladwell largely popularized the concept of Dunbar’s number amongst academics, intellectuals, Social Media went from a curious internet phenomenon seeming like it might be neat, might be a fad…

    …To basically warping the fabric of reality itself via cutthroat and extremely exploitative business decisions causing more or less the ‘norm’ nowadays to be constantly flooded with content and constantly pressured to post content.

    Especially in America, but obviously also in many other regions… many, many people suffer serious mental health problems from using popular social media apps, but it has become the norm… because they have been intentionally designed to be addictive.

    To conclude: go touch grass basically, but maybe also try to remember the before time, and just uninstall apps that control you and make you mentally unstable.

    SnotFlickerman, (edited )
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Very interesting, I have long been familiar with Dunbar’s Number, but I’d actually not thought about it connection with things like social media influencers/streamers. (Probably because that’s not my scene, I don’t stream/don’t watch streams.)

    That sounds about correct though, I actually can’t even imagine trying to regularly communicate with that many people directly, in a chatroom style format. It sounds oppressive and demanding.

    and just uninstall apps that control you and make you mentally unstable.

    While this is good, at this point, the “apps” that “control you” are fully the operating system itself. Android and Windows now both especially push advertising in gross ways and spend way too much time sending way too much data back to home base. iOS and macOS are like maybe just slightly better in that regard, but not a whole lot.

    Which leaves you with Linux for computing and android alternatives like LineageOS or GrapheneOS, all of which demand a little bit more technical knowhow on the individuals part.

    It’s so so much harder to escape than it used to be. It’s pretty pervasive at this point and damaging to the average person, in terms of how “apps that control you” can really be the whole computer or phone.

    vexikron, (edited )

    I completely agree regarding mobile OS’s.

    I am currently writing this on an Android phone that is basically as de googled as i can get it via installing f droid, then the aurora store and neo store to replace everything I can with open source stuff, remove as many permissions for everything as possible such that it still functions, etc.

    Problem is my computer was trashed, and I cannot risk accidentally bricking this phone right now, so no safe way to root this thing, using only itself, in a way that is 100% guaranteed exists, at least as far as I am aware.

    Anyway… good luck explaining any of this to non tech savvy or non tech nerds. Quite literally the vast majority of them have already had their brains rotted via aforementioned social apps…

    Basically we more or less live in a kind of cyberpunk dystopian zombie apocalypse: nearly all social media apps are equivalent to hard drugs that cause dependency, ruin attention spans, and generally drive nearly all users into echo chambers that cause extremism of some kind or another, steal much of your attention, alienate you from real world interactions, and as you mention are functionally both mass spying devices for governments, and for corporations to perfect market research and become even more effective at selling what is nearly always overpriced garbage, or laughably mundane and unoriginal ‘content’ of some kind.

    Try explaining this to people, and that the only way to avoid it, not even to fight this but just to avoid this is to… learn things and give up their digital drugs?

    In my experience they nearly always respond with emotional violence, social ostracization, and sometimes even physical violence.

    camelbeard, (edited )

    Thanks, I like your comment and I agree that I think people just aren’t evolved to have millions of fans/followers. If you look at people that got famous at a young age, most (maybe almost all) of them turned out into pretty unstable people. I’m taking about tv/movie stars here. Nowdays young people not only get famous, but also are bombarded with endless comments, lots of them very negative.

    Even for young people that are not famous at all, when other kids around you always share things online where it looks like they have a much much “better” life, it messes you up. So many people just pretend to have a great life online, but never share all the bad stuff that also happens.

    If you grow up with social media, you grow up with a complete fake version of reality. I kind of fear for the moment my kids will be old enough to want to join social media. As a parent you can’t really stop them and I also don’t want to be the super controlling parent anyway. It’s something that scares me because I know I will have to deal with it in a few years.

    RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in There's a hidden toxicness that should be given more attention.
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Markiplier said it himself that he wishes he could go back to having a small fanbase, not because he hates his fans, but because he feels like he cant have normal friendships with people now.

    brbposting,

    That’s too bad.

    I hadn’t seen him before (heard his name though). After a month maybe .06% of the world will see a video he puts out - I’m surprised he has trouble meeting people who’ve never heard of him.

    PhobosAnomaly, (edited )

    Tom Scott is a brilliant (subjective opinion) YouTuber, and he seems to be the “Simpsons Did It” YouTube equivalent to unique and interesting topics to cover.

    I was super surprised to hear him basically say - and I am paraphrasing because I forget the exact video to reference - “I don’t want to meet all my fans, you don’t know me, I’m a YouTuber putting on a polished front to make good videos”, and it was beautifully brutal in how honest he was in keeping that distance between him and his fan base. I think it’s nice to ride the wave of being cool and famous, but there must come a point where nobody’s interested in who you are, they’re just in awe of the channel you embody. That must be super tough - and it’s a tale as old as time in showbiz but for the first time, it seems like the everyman (other genders and identities are available) can end up going through this on their own without the glitzy PR campaign behind them, without easy access to medical staff paid for by big production studios, or without big Hollywood wages to cry in to at the very least.

    Geoff Marshall is another fantastic UK YouTuber, someone I imagine I’d quite happily buy a pint and chat bollocks for half hour waiting for a train - but even he’s quite open about having his YouTube channel to address the world, alongside his own social media identities that are completely disconnected from his public-facing life.

    I’m not sure if it’s healthy for people to have to go through this, or whether it’s just a necessary evil of wielding influence online.

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