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sploosh, in Never jammed out to an Adobe Pro patcher harder

I liked seeing that someone’s computer had .nfo files associated with Notepad. You knew you had found a fellow matey.

Appoxo,
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I need to do that at some point…

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

You mean Notepad++?

Wooki,

You mean neo vim

lolcatnip, in Fast casual

Question for the audience: what city do you most associate this style with? For me it’s Seattle, because that’s where I live, and ugh, it’s everywhere.

theedqueen,

In my head I’m picturing Portland, OR

LoamImprovement,

Yeah, I don’t think there’s a restaurant on Alberta that doesn’t have at least a little of this aesthetic.

That said, Pine State is worth the asking price and I’ll kill on that hill.

ArmoredThirteen,

Came here to call out Seattle too. Those chairs especially show up in any style of restaurant it is wild. I see this some in Spokane (or I did when I was there last don’t know if there are more or fewer of them in the last few years).

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t associate this with any particular city, but with the rich neighbourhoods in every city, particularly the recently rich neighbourhoods built from gentrification and forcing the existing poor residents out. An upscale “urban eatery” is a sure sign that the neighbourhood is destroyed.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I’ve seen dumb places like this in every city I’ve lived in.

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

We have them here in Atlanta GA.

Beelzebob,

Winston-Salem, NC. This looks like 3/4 of our downtown hipster spots. Except everything here is also a microbrewery. Soooo many different IPAs. I didn’t realize that there were so many ways to make beer that tastes like shit.

lolcatnip,

Oh God, I thought that was just a PNW thing because it’s a hop growing region.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are IPAs somehow cheaper to make or something? Like the whole microbrewery scene has devolved into “We make nine IPAs, whatever the fuck a cucumber lager is, and a stout.”

flames5123,

Hops cover up shitty beer very easily. That’s a big part in it.

Even with a dozen microbreweries within a walk of my house, it’s over half IPAs. I love them, but my wife is sad about the lack of stouts. There’s a couple of good breweries with solid stouts, so it’s not too bad.

wellee,

Really? I see most US places come with sides at least. I have to go with Queenstown, NZ.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think the answer is “The city you’ve been to.” Greensboro is full of crap like this.

JDubbleu,

I was gonna say SF, but now that I think about it the burger places there tend to be a bit more quaint and definitely don’t have the live laugh love shit everywhere. At least I’ve never seen one, but it’s a big fucking city so there’s almost definitely at least one.

They were everywhere in Denver.

flames5123, (edited )

I moved to Seattle 2 years ago, and I’ve seen it ALL over the US. Mostly in gentrified neighborhoods or the college kid areas.

Buffaloaf,

Boulder, CO comes to mind for me. Although, there’s one in my small town that’s almost exactly like this so I suppose these are just everywhere.

Confession: I actually kinda like this decor. Not the overpriced food and drinks though.

lolcatnip, (edited )

Yeah, I doubt many people mind the decor, just the prices that seem to always come with it.

fhek,

Every major city.

pl_woah,

I grew up in a small town in the rockies and one of the developer outfits had a fancy office with this decor

fhek,

Oh probably. It’s quite a popular design choice.

Modern Rustic / Industrial Rustic does look really cool to me, so I can see the reason why it’s so popular.

NOPper,

It IS cool, and I will die on this hill before I let these places tarnish the style!

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Exactly the style is fine the problem is the use of it as an excuse to pretend all your stuff is unicorn dust and triple the prices.

DrZoidbergYes,

I’m in Dublin (Ireland) and it’s exactly the same here

Clbull, (edited ) in Fast casual

If I were to start my own fast food business, I would make my food cheap as fuck and deliberately target locations that have:

  • A sixth form or university campus nearby. Students are a big market.
  • Nearby pubs or nightclubs. Doesn’t have to be a city centre, could be a local high street. The main intent would be to target the late night crowd.

People care about speed, cost and not eating something that will give them food poisoning, not gourmet food. The luxury market is oversaturated and we have anything but the luxury to do that often.

Also, if it’s a sufficiently large eat-in location like a diner, maintaining toilet facilities that don’t look like they’ve been vandalized is important too.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I hate how this society has turned something as deeply emotional as cooking and turned it into a factory farm where people think burgers and hot dogs just magically appear with fairy magic.

robotica,

Everything in life can be deeply emotional, just not for everybody.

Sweetpeaches69,

That’s just like a food truck in my city with the BEST carne adovada nachos

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Fast food + college kids , good idea.

Fast food + drunk college kids, not so much.

Mamertine,

As was suggested earlier, a food truck is the perfect solution. You’re not responsible for cleaning vomit.

w2tpmf,

The business model you are describing is perfect for a food truck.

RaoulDook,

They usually aren’t happy when I take a shit inside our local food trucks. They keep telling me it’s unsanitary but I always insist that a restaurant must allow its patrons fair use of their toilet facilities.

Zink,

Throw in a fun clown mascot for the kids, and I think you’re on to something with this cheap fast food idea

flames5123,

Check out how successful Dick’s is in Washington. They have so many locations now. Their first location was Wallingford, Seattle. It’s about a 1 mile walk from the U district, where a lot of the college kids hang out. Now, Dick’s has a location in most major districts of Seattle, mostly around bars, and even outside of Seattle. They are cheap ($2.50 for a cheeseburger) and super fast because they don’t do customizations with a limited menu. Mostly window only walk up pick up, no dine in (except for the one outside the hockey stadium, but it’s standing only).

You’ve got the right idea.

jballs,
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jenny_ball, in Little fucker probably has a tree trunk full of them
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

show em what you can do

Gorusnor, in spicy in spicy out

Who knew a large poop stopper would hurt 😕

Dyskolos,

Do you really think “large” is the adequate adjective for this titanic anal-intruder-5000-xxxl-plusplus? I don’t…

AngryCommieKender, in Its the only way.

Trebuchets are cleaner for the environment, and can still yeet the rich far enough to be effective.

50MYT, in Never jammed out to an Adobe Pro patcher harder

Since the dawn of keygens

BF2

Kusimulkku,

Surely keygens are way older than BF2?

MisterNeon, in Eternal struggle. But swapped
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been my personal (and embarrassing) experience that the quote attributed to Abe Lincoln, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt” is usually best policy.

Jakdracula, (edited ) in Fast casual
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

…and they always put an egg on top of the burger for fucks sake.

mondo_brondo,

To be fair, egg on a burger is pretty good

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

No it fucking isn’t.

chatokun,

It was messy, but I still loved it. Them my body spontaneously became allergic to eggs. A tragic loss to my taste buds, especially since a lot of the Asian foods I love like to include eggs (Ramen, fried rice, Omurice, Kimbap, oyakodon, etc etc).

HonoraryMancunian,

I’ve upvoted you both

averagedrunk,

Same. They’re both perfectly valid opinions. If it’s 4 in the afternoon and I want a burger before a night of hard drinking, keep your damn egg to yourself. If it’s 4 in the morning after a night of hard drinking, a runny yolk on a greasy bacon breakfast burger is just what the doctor ordered. But for me hard fried or scrambled just don’t feel right.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

I admire your passion. How do you feel about peanut butter on a burger?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

That’s pretentious but I could deal with it better than a fucking egg.

mondo_brondo,

How is peanut butter on a burger “pretentious”?

phorq,

Yeah, honestly sounds like something you’d try when you have no shame. Not that I’m judging, just there’s a certain low you have to sink to to be the first one to try that…

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because he’s some provincial jackass who thinks anything outside of his personal norm is an unjust and unfair imposition on his right to act as if his experiences are the only thing that dictate what reality is.

He’s the same kind of circus clown that gets angry when you correct him on a factual matter, or on grammar, or if you criticize a popular movie he likes.

He and people like him are extremely self-centered, arrogant, know-it-all crybullies who think they are smart because they are adults. They are clearly not.

Got_Bent,

I tried one a couple years ago with an open mind.

I took two bites and yeah no. Couldn’t eat it.

I told the server that I couldn’t eat it, so she took my plate off the table and slapped the bill down in front of me, charging me for it without offering any alternatives while my lunch mates slowly enjoyed their good burgers and I got to sit there watching, hungry, and sixteen dollars lighter in the wallet. Worse, I was about to catch a plane, so I was fucked on getting any other food.

I got the rolled eyes treatment when I paid and didn’t tip.

I’m not bitter about that experience. Not one bit.

Perfide, (edited )

Your order being fucked up or undercooked, or having an allergic reaction is a valid reason to have your meal comped, merely not liking the food is not a valid reason. It sucks you didn’t like it, but it’s no fault of the restaurant. That’s what you ordered. It doesn’t matter you only took two bites of it, all the restaurant can legally do with it is throw it in the trash, so it’s still a loss for them.

Got_Bent,

Cool your jets there. I don’t mind that I paid for it.

There was an aggressive, “well fuck you, pay me and get the fuck out then,” demeanor from the server.

I never raised my voice, never asked for a comp. All I did was response, “I can’t eat this,” when she asked how everything was. That was it.

I would’ve paid AGAIN if she’d offered to let me order something else because I was so god damned hungry and knew there would be no food for many hours ahead.

But no. She grabbed that plate, stormed off, and slapped a check in front of me. The end.

Sorry i hurt your service industry feelings.

I NEVER send food back and I NEVER ask for a comp. Never have, never will.

But you want to be shitty to be about it, I’ll pay for the food, and that’s all I’m gonna pay for.

In a similar situation this past summer, I told the server I didn’t care for the food and she immediately asked if I wanted something else. I politely declined and told her to charge me for the food, that it wasn’t her fault, and tipped her somewhere in the 25% neighborhood.

These two incidents are the only two times I can recall not being able to eat what I was served. I have, however, been witness to a number of other people getting pretty vocal about wanting everything for free, including everybody at their table, claiming they didn’t like the food they had consumed in its entirety. On that front, you and I are united, I’m sure.

Nalivai,

That’s, just, like, you know, your opinion, man

TheOctonaut,

This just reminds me I never went through with my 2010s business idea of opening a restaurant called “With an egg on top”.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’d be there weekly, so many things are just better with an egg on top.

Col3814444, in I wish it was satire.

Never EVER would I buy a car from any manufacturer that does this.

conneru64,

You might not have a choice if they all decide to do it. Companies are actually kinda good at that kind of collective actions sometimes.

johnthedoe,

When this becomes the norm. I look to the jailbreak community for hope.

I WILL download a car!

Chariotwheel,

We said that when the Oblivion horse armor released. And look where we are now.

At some point basically everyone will do it and marketing will fo the rest.

Col3814444,

Oblivion doesn’t cost $50k+ to buy. If these greedy fuckers think they can RENT me parts of a car I already own, they can go fuck themselves.

KingThrillgore, in Trig
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I use lerp() and d3.js so I don’t have to use any of this shit.

RagingRobot,

Try making something move in a circle

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

d3.v7.js uses sin cos and tan in total 410 times, thus you are indirectly using trig when using d3.js

captain_aggravated, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

This implies that a steak is a salad.

jawa21, in Trig

I use all three every single day as a machinist xD

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I misread machinist as masochist at first honestly , though wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t far of

Spoonbit, in Trig

You may have used them indirectly in the compression of your image

fossphi,

Fair enough, but did they use it? I always felt like focusing on statistics instead of random trig stuff for non stem people people would be more useful

Enkers, (edited )

Agreed, I use highschool level stats knowledge on a nearly daily basis, whereas the last time I did any trig was to follow along with a math video I was watching on YouTube. Trig/calc were mandatory, stats was not.

Zink,

And stats really should be a mainline math class in high school. It comes up in so many places, and is far too often simplified away into a binary black & white choice.

Any time something happens that was predicted to be less than 50% likely, people lose their shit. For instance, when it unexpectedly rains or the wrong person wins an election.

But it’s not even being able to run the numbers or understanding statistical significance. It’s much more basic, just understanding that probabilities and uncertainty exist and are everywhere. My favorite example is when going to the doctor. They explain that whatever you have is probably X or Y, with a small chance of Z, but Y has been going around a lot and is easy to treat, so let’s try medication A for it. Then when that gets reported to friends and family afterwards, it’s “she said I have Y and I need A to fix it.”

frezik,

Plus, if someone needs calculus for their major, they’ll just make them take it again in college. Why build high school math around it?

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

JPEG uses a lossy form of compression based on the discrete cosine transform (DCT).

Many modern compression schemes are more about signal processing than statistics , especially the lossy ones . IIRC 3blue1brown has a video on image compression if you want to learn about it in a visual way

mindbleach,

Sticking with image compression, see Quite Okay Images. It treats each pixel as three numbers and expects mostly small changes. Recent pixels get hashed and can be referenced in a few bits. This is enough to compete with PNG filesizes, an order of magnitude faster, while handling each pixel exactly once.

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

though note than lossy formats , like JPEG which was used here , do use Fourier transforms , which are very intense trigonometry . IIRC PNG doesn’t use trigonometry either , though I’m not entirely sure yup PNG uses DEFLATE after some filtering , so no sine there I believe

neo2478, in How's your housing market these days?

How bad is it that my immediate thought was that it’s reasonable? That’s literally the price of a parking spot where I live.

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