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Squid, (edited ) in You don't actually have to assemble these things

What about the storage

AllonzeeLV,

The box stores the table amazingly well. 10/10

davel, in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

On the one hand the super straights don’t wash their asses because that’s gay, but on the other hand the super straights are bootlickers for following orders.

db2, in The Newfoundland of the US

Now Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Texas.

TerraNova, in The Newfoundland of the US

I saw this and was like wut?

son_named_bort, in The Newfoundland of the US

What would be the Labrador?

AstralPath, in The Newfoundland of the US

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of both Newfoundlanders and Floridians if you think this is true.

ininewcrow, in The Newfoundland of the US
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is a false equivalent … as an Ontarian, some of the best Canadians I’ve ever known were Newfies.

Canada was made more whole, much stronger and a hell of a lot funnier when Newfoundland joined us in 1949.

I’d fight any Newfie to win that argument and have a good laugh about it too.

usualsuspect191, in Jobs

Thought that was a hovering Final Fantasy text box

seth,

I thought it was a Jeopardy clue.

brbposting,

What is sacrilege?

seth, (edited )

Sacralledgedly sacrilege!

robocall, in One trash you can't get rid of
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I was cleaning up my home, but now I’m too tired to make dinner!

PunnyName, in Crackers

Add peanut butter.

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

Yes. Saltines and spreading some good crunchy peanut butter is a fine lazy meal.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Skip the butter part, just whole peanuts

Sotuanduso,

Instructions unclear. Saltines, peanuts, and butter.

Sabre363, in The two sides of man

It’s more like encountering a rare stroke of genius and thinking I’m a literal god until two seconds later when I remember I’m still an idiot and my “genius” actually broke something important . . . again.

SubArcticTundra, in Out volunteering this weekend
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

This is definitely one of my moods

ieightpi, in The two sides of man

The twist? They are the same thing.

jeanofthedead, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

If you’re using Safari on macOS or iOS, download Vinegar for YouTube (and Baking Soda for other websites). It switches videos to the native player and skips ads (and autoplay). It also sets the quality to whatever you prefer (Best, in my case). Makes mobile YouTube so much better.

Mycatiskai, in Mmmm bezos

I heard that Bezos is feeding himself macadamia meal and beer fed Wagyu beef raised in Hawaii.

He will be so tender and marbled when he gets grilled up.

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