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psmgx, in One trash you can't get rid of

Aka what happens when you listen to Jordan Peterson

doingthestuff, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

I just bought a new set. We used to have a vertical stacked set but only the bottom washer was unrepairable. We had to rearrange a lot of stuff in our laundry room to get a side by side set in there but we found one that worked nicely. WAY bigger capacity than our last units and only $50 more than the cheapest set available. And yeah, it’s not smart. No Internet.

sbv, in Crackers

maybe with a brick of cheese

nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese

baronvonj,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

Whipped cream. Salty and sweet. Delicious.

EmergMemeHologram,

I will be trying this these holidays. I’d have never thought of mixing the two.

In exchange for the idea, I recommend sweetening whipped cream with a dash of maple syrup, the maple flavour comes out nicely with the airy texture. But do not use this for pumpkin pie or another sweet treat as it’s too rich.

baronvonj,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

mmmmmm

devilish666, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

I’m impressed at human society that put WiFi adapter on everything /s

Sabre363, in R.I.P. Sean Bean

Don’t scare me like that, people die when these posts are posted.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Oh really? Hmmm… What should I do with this newfound power?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

R.I.P. TehBamski

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

TheDoozer,

Kissinger’s already gone, so… I think Cheney is on deck.

Sabre363,

Let’s start with the whiney orange guy, he’s the clear and present danger atm

Iapar,
vexikron,

Hey its nothing to lose your head over.

ieightpi, in Me when my friends complain about Twitter/X being a cesspool

Surprised to hear this actually. Im only on lemmy and I thought Mastodon was considered a pretty awesome Internet place

KazuyaDarklight, (edited )
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

My mind went the same direction as you at first, now I’m wondering if OP is saying that they try to suggest Mastodon as a better place to friends, because they are complaining.

ieightpi,

Ahh okay. Yeah I didn’t understand the basic meme he was using

django,
@django@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I think you got it right.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Yes. :)

haui_lemmy,

Damn… thanks for mentioning this. I thought musk now bought a couple shills since it seems to work for zuck.

JeSuisUnHombre, in Yo Dawg, new Outlook just dropped

It also has built in ads

Deestan, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

Equally good ones without wifi crap are even more expensive I hate it all

DarrenLong, in The machine is always broken

I feel for Americans and their broken McDonald’s ice cream machines… McFlurrys are bomb af

anarchy79, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Ha ha ha! This is a problem for you? I WAS BORN IN IT MOLDED BY IT

0x0001, in Truth

Nah, fuck you

Spitzspot, in I'm shocked
@Spitzspot@lemmings.world avatar

*Herman Cain enters the seance

ConstantPain, in The machine is always broken

Even when it works, it’s still not ice cream.

son_named_bort, in Desperate to afford food

I like money, that’s the answer.

NickwithaC, (edited ) in Mmmm bezos
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

“all right, I’ll meet you in the middle. You still die but I promise not to eat your remains.”

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