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tacosanonymous, (edited ) in Never change Lemmy

This post is the first time that I realized reply lines were in rainbow order.

dukk,
OttoVonNoob, (edited ) in History go brrrr

Canadian here, ashamed of our history big time. Myself and government believe truth and reconsiliation. So there is shame in our past. Also, I don’t think the country representing Jerry is a good use…

HikingVet,

I agree.

Jaytreeman,

Canadian here. I believe in reconciliation with the indigenous population, but I've yet to see anything but words from provincial and federal governments

nonailsleft,

Well, there’s always the practical question of: how do you reconcile for genocide? Leave the country and hand it back to the natives? It would honestly surprise me if you would go that far, let alone your government or countrymen

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Well you start by not continuing to fuck over the indigenous peoples.

Are Canadian cops still doing the driving people out into the snow and letting them die walking back to the city thing?

Angry_Maple,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Clean drinking water would also be a good start ffs

Jaytreeman,

How about respecting the sovereign land of the people that don't have treaties yet? Wetsuoten (spelling?) land defenders are still being harassed by the RCMP on the regular

schnokobaer, in Laugh >>>

Impressive. Let’s see Paul Allen’s memes.

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

The subtle off-colour nature

ininewcrow, (edited ) in Get Bread Get Dead
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It is a meritocracy … whoever can be the most ruthless, greedy, selfish, egotistical, ignorant, arrogant, immoral, unethical and wicked can more easily become enormously wealthy.

For someone with a bit of ability, knowledge and training, they can easily make thousands fleecing the elderly, poor people, widows, or the mentally challenged. It takes a really ruthless person to do it but it is relatively easy money.

You can also become a drug dealer and buy trade and sell illegal, immoral and life destroying drugs and easily make a lot of money fast.

Someone in a developing country can also start a small business based on slave labor, children or indentured workers paid little or no money.

And that’s just the bottom of the barrel. Professionals in first world countries deal with these people to generate wealth for themselves. Then billionaires sit on top making more money on those below them … all the wealth if you follow it is based on taking advantage of weaker individuals. The whole system is based on taking advantage of lesser people.

It’s a meritocracy … a meritocracy of immortality, whoever can become the most depraved gets to win the world.

EDIT: … it’s amazing because I just finished watching this the other night

youtu.be/-FcRj3HHS7I?si=-7hua35Ad3npmsoo

Basically a con artist that stole money from elderly, physically disabled and mentally challenged people, made millions and now lives the lap of luxury outside the country and no one can do anything about it. The infuriating part of it is, it wasn’t just him, there was a whole chain of lawyers, bankers, financial people and professionals that either enabled him, supported him or just allowed him to do what he did because everyone was making money … off of poor people!

The rich don’t magically get rich by being nice to others … they get rich because they abandoned their morals a long time ago and collect their money from as many poor people as possible, either directly, indirectly, secretly or distantly. And the wealthier they become, the more easily it is for them to do it and get away with it.

The system is built for abuse and moral depravity … is it any wonder we are destroying ourselves little by little.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

While the system does select for psychopathic behaviors, it’s not a meritocracy because you don’t need to be exceptional at being ruthless, greedy, selfish, egotistical, ignorant, arrogant, immoral, unethical and wicked to become enormously wealthy. There are plenty of deplorable people who never make it big under capitalism. It’s mostly just a birth lottery. People who are lucky enough to be born into money, who end up having family connections, and are plugged into the oligarchy are the ones who statistically make it.

And there are actual studies showing that luck is the major factor

catch22, (edited )

I think all the temporarily embarrassed billionaires are downvoting you. In their meritocracy they will be considered the worthy who can take everything, not these imposters like bezos. (bezos is a cunt…)

ThunderChunk, in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...

God damn it’s been too long since I’ve tasted the nectar of the gods. Brinner it is!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

If you have breakfast sausage and you've never made your own gravy, it's really not that hard!

Gandarf,
@Gandarf@startrek.website avatar

Gravy is something I cannot nail down. I don’t think I’m patient enough.

So, I bought some breakfast sausage links. Cook a few as normal, then maybe break some ground out of the casing and brown. Then add water and flour to thicken/roux? Add pepper? This is my intuition, but I really have no idea what’s right/wrong.

Catoblepas,

I was taught to use milk rather than water, but that’s basically right. Butter doesn’t hurt either if you’re making it without cooking sausage first, but the sausage might have enough fat on its own.

scottywh, (edited )

We typically don’t use links for sausage gravy… Just ground breakfast sausage.

Otherwise you’re on the right track.

And yes, the other comment is right that milk is preferable to water… Butter is good too… Might as well add some of that as well.

GrabtharsHammer,

Close. You don’t add liquid and flour. You brown the meat, and render out fat. It’s vital to have a couple tablespoons of liquid fat in the pan. If you don’t get enough from the sausage, augment with a bit of butter or oil. Heat around medium.

Then sprinkle in flour, about equal in volume to the liquid fat, and stir. You gently fry the flour in the oil to cook off the raw flour flavor. It’ll go from white to about sand color. If your proportions are right it will look a bit like wet sand, and will smell like roasted nuts a bit.

Now slowly stir in cold milk while whisking gently to mix and prevent lumps. Scrape the bottom to deglaze any browned on flecks of meat. You want to heat it to just bubbling not to scorch the milk. It’ll thicken up.

Then grind a bunch of pepper in to finish it off, and pour over biscuits, fried taters, or whatever.

All gravy works this way, pretty much. Gravy for turkey? Replace the milk with poultry stock. Gravy for steak? Beef stock it is.

Sagifurius,

I cheat when im making gumbo. i toast like 2 cups of flour in a dry pan over low heat till it’s dark tan, and then add a cup of bacon fat and fry for a few minutes, instant roux, and then start introducing the stock. this way i don;t stir a roux for an hour.

grue,

Then add water and flour to thicken/roux?

A roux is fat (or oil or butter) and flour, not water and flour. You can add water-based liquids (water, stock, wine, etc.) to thin it out later, but the starches need to be coated in the lipids first.

If you try to do it the other way around (adding flour and water first and then fat afterward) the flour clumps up and you just get greasy dough balls.

Sagifurius,

I thought it was the oils needed to be coated/joined by the starches, basically the flour allows oil to mix with water.

Sagifurius, (edited )

“american style gravy” is a straight up fast roux. you fry the flour in the grease, and then add cream to make white gravy or stock if your family is lactose intolerant, whisk the hell out of it, pour over baking soda bicuits or fry bread, but just before, you crumble the base meat/sausage/bacon, back into the roux.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Good quality ground breakfast sausage, flour, milk, fresh sage.

Get the sausage good and brown and then add enough flour to the sausage to soak up the fat. Let that flour sit in the heat for a few minutes, stirring every so often, get it a little browned. Slowly add milk while stirring and scraping the stuck on flour off the pan. Add milk to desired thickness. FYI the gravy will gradually thicken over ~5 mins so let it sit for a bit before serving to make sure you’re at the right consistency. When you add the milk, toss in a few hearty pinches of fresh sage. Enjoy!

June,

Here’s the recipe I use. It’s dead simple and absolute fire:

allrecipes.com/…/easy-sausage-gravy-and-biscuits/

I prefer jimmy dean sage sausage, but any breakfast sausage (ground, not links) should work. Water won’t work, you need to use milk. I also like to add butter to the pan before adding the milk.

Engywuck, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

TBH, Japanese format makes sense when you use it to name files/directories, as sorting by “name” is equivalenti to sorting by “last modified”.

dtrain,

equivalenti

Love typos that force me to read comments with an Italian accent

Engywuck,

I’m actually italian, lol, but that was a genuine typo.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Free upvotes for both of you

pingveno,

Until you need to work across centuries. Then it’s eating paste level.

rwhitisissle, in Surprised Pikachu

Google when people don’t stop using chrome and just disable ublock:

:)

Darken, (edited )
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  • GnomeKat,
    @GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Calling people npcs is total npc behavior

    rbhfd,

    Now I want to see a video game where every other NPC you talk to, complains about all the NPCs.

    stolid_agnostic, (edited )

    Does NPC mean the same as “low value human”? Asking for a friend.

    Also, what a terrible take.

    chiliedogg,

    They won’t make people disable uBlock. They’ll just make it stop working, and people will just think the ads have gotten better or uBlock has gotten worse.

    stolid_agnostic,

    Fortunately there’s so much chatter on this that maybe it won’t be that way.

    Cannibal_MoshpitV3, in Battle of Burgertown 2009

    RAMIREZ!

    FeetinMashedPotatoes,

    RAMIREZ! RETAKE BURGERTOWN AND GET ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL WITH MEDIUM FRIES AND A MEDIUM DIET DR. PEPPER AND IF THEY DONT HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER JUST MAKE IT A SPRITE I GUESS. ALSO ASK FOR KETCHUP PACKETS BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND I DONT HAVE ANY HEINX KETCHUP!

    THEN TAKE THAT FUCKING JAVELIN AND BLOW THOSE COMMUNISTS FUCKS BACK TO BLYAK-VILLE!

    InfiniWheel,

    There’s always a ramirez

    retiolus, (edited ) in "OpenAI Staff Threaten to Quit Unless Board Resigns"
    @retiolus@lemmy.cat avatar

    I would even add…

    meme

    StinkyDave, in Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos?

    When the tittle is better than the meme.

    meliodas_100, in Abort mission! We have been tricked!

    I don’t get it.

    lugal,

    The signs for elevator and bathroom look similar, so on the search for the latter, you might end up following signs for the former

    someguy3, in this is why I am fat

    I honestly don’t know what those bottom things are. Deep fried something?

    Mozingo,
    @Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

    They look like crab rangoons.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Exactly.

    Deep-fried I don’t care I’m eating its

    southsamurai, (edited )
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Definitely crab rangoon.

    They’re mostly cream cheese, but they manage to be way better than you’d think

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    mistake?

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Im dyslexic, so I rely a bit heavily on the keyboard to minimize errors from that. But, sometimes it causes others lol.

    half_built_pyramids, in I have never understood that.

    Midwest obesity benefits.

    rug_burn, in dualbooting: its the best of both worlds

    Please tell me Hannah Montana Linux is based on arch…

    hamburglar26,
    @hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

    Sorry it is Kubuntu I think.

    rug_burn,

    🙄

    At least show us the neofetch

    🤣

    Zaphod,

    it’s based on Kubuntu 🐵

    ComradePupIvy,
    @ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Ubuntu

    autonomous,

    Mandrake

    lntl, in A tsarrible idea

    Yeah, vodka has such a long and rich history of good deeds in Russia. What a fool this fella is

    hydrospanner,

    I mean, unhealthy food is harmful too. Doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to try to ban it.

    lntl,

    I disagree. Things should be “banable.”

    for example:

    • Lead in the water supply
    • Burning fossil fuels
    • Pre-rolled cigarettes
    • Vodka
    hydrospanner,

    So we have different opinions; that’s cool!

    I disagree but I hope you have a wonderful day.

    lntl,

    Cheers! May today be your best one yet :)

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