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Metal_Zealot, in title
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

dude I LOVED Lollipop Chainsaw

son_named_bort, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Where are the sandwiches?

_lilith, in Recursive authentication
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

People run into this for company MFA not realizing that their IT can enable new account setups. If it’s a personal account you already have a device setup so I hope you didn’t yeet it into the ocean or you really are screwed

empireOfLove2, in Tit le
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sir I believe you’re looking for 4chan.org

bl_r, in title

Hell yeah

some_guy, in Phantom of the Opera

Was this really a thing. Whacko.

rwhitisissle, in Phantom of the Opera

The fact that the OP has a Danny Phantom profile picture adds a little something something to this.

crystalmerchant, in Recursive authentication

Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts

sooper_dooper_roofer, in Phantom of the Opera

this title is just chefs-kiss

i still can’t believe this is real

empireOfLove, in something's wrong, I can feel it

then you find out the power went out, and your boomer habit of using a normal AC powered alarm clock (so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality) just bit you in the fucking ass

lhamil64,

Could get a clock with a backup battery.

empireOfLove,

mine has a backup- it’s a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

i’m sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality

Wait how does this work

empireOfLove, (edited )

Just keeps me from using the damn thing. Whenever you’re in bed you should be sleeping, your brain gets accustomed to that habit of lay down = sleep.

If you have your phone there while laying in bed and decide to pick it up to scroll lemmy/instagram/youtube/whatever, the stimulation and blue light will make you want to not sleep. Plus you might end up burning two hours of your sleep tine and not realize it…

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Ohhh duh right, of course. I was thinking like notification sounds or even the signal itself somehow interfering with sleep quality

empireOfLove, (edited )

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i’m not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

Aggravationstation,

Yea I went back to using my phone after that happened. The clock had a backup battery, but that only kept track of the time, the alarm didn’t sound.

kn33,

Oh that’s bullshit

empireOfLove, (edited )

Yeah. A clock with a full backup battery (not judt time keeping) is on my list of things I should get but can’t be assed to go look for.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

You don’t have a battery powered alarm clock?

empireOfLove,

…no?

I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i use a smartwatch (a cheap-ass huawei band) as an alarm.
also has a bonus feature of not waking up 5 other family members.

empireOfLove,

like, do you wear it while you’re sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don’t use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don’t wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can’t wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i just keep it on 24/7, even while showering/sleeping (i basically only take it off to charge, which it only needs once every 10-14 days for like 15 minutes).
The vibro alarm thingy is surprisingly effective at waking me up! (somehow wakes me up even faster than traditional loud noise alarms)
but yeah in your case i wouldn’t be very convinient

Cowbee, in One of my back teeth is aching at the moment

This. I’ve only been recently able to afford much needed dental care, and now it’s too late for one of my teeth, a tooth above it broke the roots because my mouth is too crowded. Had I been able to afford it earlier, I would have a much more normal mouth.

RustyShackleford,

I have larger than average teeth too, so I had braces all of middle school.

Hoping the cause of this is something simple like a sinus infection, though the area has a baby tooth that’s managed to hang on and it has fillings from when I was a kid.

Cowbee,

My problem is the opposite, normal teeth, small mouth! Haven’t ever been able to have braces until now, so I’m knocking it all out now. Hope everything goes well for you!

RustyShackleford,

Ouch… Hopefully it all goes swimmingly for you, and remember no pain, no gain. And thanks!

Lemmygradwontallowme,
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

Aye, the least you can do is contain the damage…

Cowbee,

Yep, I’m grateful that I can fix what’s still there, it’s just unfortunate that teeth are luxury bones, and good health is a luxury in and of itself.

YoorWeb, in Phantom of the Opera
unreachable, in it's you
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
pigup, in Gotta stay grounded.
Ipodjockey, in Gotta stay grounded.
@Ipodjockey@lemmy.world avatar

Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.

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