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Kusimulkku, in Know your enemy

It’s not really stolen if I’ve agreed to share it for a price

zagaberoo,

There’s something to be said for coercion. Most people have no option to live without ‘agreeing’ to such a sharing model.

Kusimulkku,

Not really the case for me

Honytawk,

Great, so you can agree if you want, but most can not.

Kusimulkku,

Sure

NAXLAB, (edited )

The main argument is that we are in a system of people who are way more powerful than us, and have largely taken away our options until we agree. We’re facing widespread protests and international strikes right now because we don’t like the options they’ve given us, and we’re trying to change the system.

Just because somebody takes away your options until you agree, doesn’t mean they aren’t forcing you. Just because you happen to be satisfied with what you have, doesn’t mean that something better is not being denied from you, even though it is possible for you to have it.

Kusimulkku,

Can’t say I’m in a situation like that. I do have the option of not working

NAXLAB,

Then you are extremely lucky, as am I. I have enough money saved up that I took a break.

However, something like 40% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and just don’t have that option. The threat of poverty is constantly chasing them. When you’re in that situation, you will take the best option available even if it’s garbage or next to garbage.

ch00f, in Every time

Should have said 'this."

Why is the usage of 'this" and “that” so arbitrary in English?

Afghaniscran,

Eh, little bit of this, little bit of that.

Gabu,

None of those, though.

Afghaniscran,

Some of these maybe

tilcica,

just some of those :D

doctorn, in expandn’t the list
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FollyDolly,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

What is wrong with you Carl?

loaExMachina,

Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That’s two things.

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

leggettc18, in alternative to trees

To echo what some other people have said, these algae tanks absolutely should not be used instead of trees. If I see a tree get chopped down and replaced with one of these, I’ll be sad and angry. However, these can go in places where trees can’t go, like rooftops. And you don’t have to either wait for a tree to grow for a decade or take a tree from somewhere else to install one. It also serves as both a seating area and can mount a solar panel on top. These and trees both have their place and should both continue to be used.

millie,

Used for what exactly? To have a dirty fish tank?

JudahBenHur,

please god tell me you’re trolling

millie, (edited )

Nah, I just think it’s really silly.

If growing algae is effective at anything, why do it in a small sealed tank in the middle of a street? Most of the oxygen we breathe is produced in the ocean, regardless of where we personally are. Why would we need to stand vaguely near a rather sealed looking algae tank? If simply growing algae is effective for oxygen replenishment and carbon capture, surely we’d be better off simply growing massive ponds of it away from city centers? Like, out in the open?

It seems like green-washing bullshit to me.

Trees provide a lot more than oxygen. They provide shade, habitation for animals, and psychological well-being for humans. Dirty fish tanks don’t provide any of those things.

People are seriously in this thread complaining about roots like they’re a reason to replace trees with algae boxes. Getting some big plant-based NFT cryptobro carbon-credit nonsense vibes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s actually hilariously ignorant that you people are pretending this is a cost effective idea for carbon capture. It will, in fact, just make a bunch of dirty fishtanks that are abandoned or thrown away almost immediately.

JudahBenHur,

thanks for calling me you people dude!

who said it was cost effective? I only said I cant believe this person didnt get the idea.

its not “in fact” its “you believe” . youre probably right, just saying

leggettc18,

For the conversion of Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen? That was the main point of these, the algae does that and is actually even more efficient at it than a tree. Trees do have other benefits hence why they shouldn’t be replaced, but these should go in places where trees can’t.

millie,

That is adorable.

frezik,

Putting a ton of water on the roof isn’t a good idea, unless it was already rated for a swimming pool.

They don’t need to be inside cities at all.

otter, in soak and jump hump

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a “Sabbath” setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

ExLisper,

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

otter,

Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪

el_bhm,

And play Black Sabbath. Sweet.

PsychedSy,

I was just thinking it’s similar to how Jews try to trick god. At least I’m not the only one.

Belgdore,

There is a long rabbinic tradition of arguing with each other and god. Look up The Oven of Akhnai

PsychedSy,

And the real life results of that are awesome.

autokludge,
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What does that even mean? Does the door open itself on the hour?

saigot,

It disables the ice/water dispenser, any ui elements and makes the light not turn on.

CaptainBasculin, (edited ) in expandn’t the list

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

0x4E4F, (edited )

Proven is 193. It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove in court.

Dagnet, (edited )

“Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim”

“You are aware this will only worse your case right?”

“I’m trying to beat a record here ok?”

CosmicTurtle,

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn’t really make a difference.

radioactiveradio,

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

0x4E4F,

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences… like… they can trial you for the rest, but what’s the point.

helpImTrappedOnline,

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

killeronthecorner,
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I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

gingernate,

Username checks out …

radioactiveradio,

Must’ve gotten 6 stars

Sabre363, in Uh-Oh

Why is men laughing such a bad thing?

KISSmyOS, (edited ) in If you needed motivation

I’ll stick with my guiding principle “do whatever crackheads aren’t doing”.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer to do the opersite of this. As this is not upto los pollos hermanous standards

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

So not your mom… yeah that’s good advice.

GBU_28,

Are you suggesting crackheads have disposable income for hookers?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Don't hookers usually charge though?

GBU_28,

You tell me

Gilles_D,

Why do you want to know?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think crackheads are having sex with my mom… Which means I must have sex with her D:

Viking_Hippie,

Curses! Foiled by logic yet again!

CommanderCloon,

OC has been suspiciously silent since they learned crackheads breathe

Siegfried, (edited ) in Every time

5 minutes? Pfff, max i can do is 30 s

tilcica,

DU DU DU DUUUUU

PopcornPrincess, in Truly a moment of all time

I don’t see anyone in this picture…

Omega_Haxors, in Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well

😀 Listening to that really catchy song from America when you’re not a native speaker

😧 Once you learn a bit of English and realize they’re singing about doing a school shooting

mindbleach,

It’s okay, native speakers only caught that one because it’s in the chorus. Some people still think “Born In The USA” is a patriotic anthem. David Bowie called it the most anti-American song he’d ever heard. Davie Bowie co-wrote “I’m Afraid Of Americans.”

Rockyrikoko,

Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that’s been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up, now

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A., now

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hands Send me off to a foreign land To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery Hiring man said, “Son, if it was up to me” Went down to see my V.A. man He said, “Son, don’t you understand, now?”

I had a brother at Khe Sanh Fighting off all the Viet Cong They’re still there, he’s all gone He had a woman he loved in Saigon I got a picture of him in her arms, now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary Out by the gas fires of the refinery I’m ten years burning down the road Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A., now Born in the U.S.A. I’m a long gone daddy in the U.S.A., now

Born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. I’m a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A., now

TheDarksteel94,

Lemme guess.Pumped Up Kicks?

Omega_Haxors,

Yeah that’s the one.

Maybelline,

I was thinking Pearl Jam’s Jeremy

griD, in Know your enemy

YES

I know my enemies
They’re the teachers who taught me to fight me:
✔ Compromise
✔ Conformity
✔ Assimilation
✔ Submission
✔ Ignorance
✔ Hypocrisy
✔ Brutality
✔ The elite

ZC3rr0r,

Genious comment.

DeepGradientAscent,
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All of which are American Dreams.

Kushia, in Know your enemy
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

You guys have pizza left?

psud, (edited )

You can’t afford food?

KingThrillgore, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle
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Normalize an 8 hour working day

TheDarksteel94,

Sounds pretty normal to me. At least for developed countries.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

*4 hour Tiftfy

bigboopballs,

no thanks

psud,

Mine is 7hr 21mins. It is too long.

Octopus1348, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle
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MrQuallzin,

Are you mad they cross posted a meme to different communities in different instances?

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I’m not mad, I just tought it was funny.

Annoyed_Crabby,

It’s sad that app doesn’t bunch together a crosspost. The web UI have this function and it’s cleaner.

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