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WaterSword, in expandn’t the list
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Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

kpw,

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

helpImTrappedOnline,
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

0/10 not enough minions.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

Infernal_pizza,
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

With the oh no song playing in the background

Moxvallix,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

Octopus1348, (edited )
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

alienzx,

TIHI

hakunawazo,

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

😉?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

fl42v, in alternative to trees

They grow upside down

redblacktree-132936558

kibiz0r,

Unless you invert it

AMomentToBreath, in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.

HaWt

CCF_100, in alternative to trees

SciShow made a video about these: youtu.be/QUGJPZ1a308

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

That is super cool and my immediate assumptions were dispelled. I would love to see these in my city.

MeatsOfRage,

Thanks for posting this! I was curious about this and had to scroll through so many miserable comments in this thread to find this.

eltimablo,

For real, the people on this site deserve the hell they create for each other. If Kbin had a functioning account delete button, I'd have been gone months ago.

LSNLDN, in alternative to trees

All these people being like “why don’t we just use trees” as if the capitalists could profit from them like this. And not to say this is cost efficient, of course planting a tree would be better for everyone, but whoever installs these things will have a contract guaranteeing them money that taxpayers will be told is being put toward green initiatives and so will be eager to part with it I guess

EatYouWell,

Do you think that trees don’t require money to upkeep?

Plus, they fuck up any infrastructure they’re around, so that money is going to contractors anyway.

eltimablo,

Shhhh, thinking about things past the barest surface level scares the tankies.

The_Vampire, in soak and jump hump

Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they’re meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

The_Vampire,

Good. Don’t ever invite me.

Hagarashi8,

Someone, call the police! This was an absolute murder!

Beetschnapps,

It’s funny cause there are no real winners in all this.

zalgotext,

I can’t confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I’ve seen in the entire rest of my life.

Geriatrickid,

So the jump hump is real?

tdawg, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

Lemmings also on the way to downvote anyone who points this out…

lastunusedusername2, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

Why are you taking every meme as literally as possible?

Yerbouti, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

DWAC stocks will skyrocket any day now. You should invest.

avrstory, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

Fake texts and a confirmation bias. One hell of a combo for people in the comments.

SnotFlickerman, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
ultra, in european stereotypes

Any about Romanians?

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Magyar ?

Hiro8811,

Blasting music in public, especially the genre called “manele”

MashedTech,

True

nixcamic,

Romania just out there pretending to be Latin America.

Hiro8811,

Well both have Latin culture mixed in them so…

lseif,

stealing

force, (edited )

romania (and the rest of eastern europe) have almost non-existent theft rates compared to literally all of western/northern europe, except for spain and portugal because everyone in those two are poor so there’s nothing to steal anyways

generally the more prosperous/capitalist the people in a country are the higher the rates of stealing are. this says a lot about our society

crispy_kilt,

romania (and the rest of eastern europe) have almost non-existent theft rates

That’s because all the thieves went to steal in the west

Kusimulkku,

It’s nice they’ve kept the stealing abroad.

Give us back our copper!

ultra,

fuck you, I’ve never had anything stolen in Romania

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Me neither. Not by Romanians, anyway.

BilboBargains,

I had my heart stolen by a Romanian girl.

Cannacheques,

Absolute monster hahaha

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Happened to a friend of mine, terrible.

Barbarian, (edited )
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

To understand Romanian culture, first you must understand şmecherie (more an in-joke than a stereotype, but whatever, I stand by it).

ultra,

Adevărat

nosnahc, in european stereotypes
@nosnahc@lemmy.world avatar

As a french, I’m sick about pretty blond girls that ask about everything because they are blond girls… Yes you’re beautiful, no it’s not a pass you can use anytime.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

yeah but, like, would you share your joint with anyone? In my culture, if you’re with friends, you puff and pass. But i don’t think that applies to strangers walking up and asking you for a hit.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

In Kentucky the stoner culture is that you don’t light up, unless you have enough to share. That’s the attitude I keep, so yeah, if a random stranger asks me for a hit, I’ll probably just give them the rest and roll a new one.

I live in California now, but I started weed in KY

Cannacheques,

Yeah I’d rather just smoke, share and just let it be, that’s the whole point in my mind, its just weed and not really worth getting mad about

EmpathicVagrant,

And friends are a maybe, like I’m more likely to just pull another out of my pocket for someone I’d call a friend and just say fuckit here have a full one bud.

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

As a Frenchman who’s really into live music I would, and I do! Yeah I know, COVID and shit but in the middle of a festival, having a blast and surrounded by like-minded people, if you ask nicely and I have some to spare I’ll give you a joint without thinking twice!

msage,

If you are in the middle of the festival, the joint won’t transmit that much more Covid than just being together.

DriftinGrifter, (edited )

Had one last pull a stranger walked up at a Rave wanting some so i blew down bis throat set and setting are important

Broccoli,
@Broccoli@lemmy.world avatar

So you blew a stranger on a festival, got it.

Tsaot, in soak and jump hump

I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?

I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.

WaxedWookie, (edited )

I can’t speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it’s plausible.

Crashumbc,

Tide pods

CarbonIceDragon, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

We do call ourselves lemmings for a reason after all…

(Yes I know real lemmings don’t really blindly follow off cliffs like that)

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