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banneryear1868, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. American’s stupid political situation will destroy the world. There I said it. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e5f8071a-f0b0-429f-b1a2-30bee1b9caff.png

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

America has delusions of adequacy. They couldn’t even win a war against unarmed civilians. TWICE! You’re not that important.

dangblingus,

Thank decades of education cuts.

lemmy, in Tis the Season

Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.

RandomVideos, in Economic Theory is Fun tho.

Is there anything worse than anarchocapitalism?

SuddenDownpour,

Fascism has done far more harm to the world. Barely any half-serious anarcho-capitalist has had a hand into influencing much practical policy. Even Milei is backing down from some of his campaign proposals, and he’s just gotten elected.

slurpeesoforion,

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

jeremyparker,

Hmmm. What about anarchocapitalists that leave capitalist out of their descriptors and larp like they’re contemporary versions of the DK-listening, doc martens wearing, spiky hair having kids from the 1980s. And ancaps might be slightly better than the rich people at the top that use every advantage they’ve been given as a lever to suppress the success of everyone else. At least ancaps still have the potential to change.

PsychedSy,

There are voluntarists that believe we are ethically obligated to help each other, but aren’t willing to use violence to force others to do what we want.

GiveMemes,

Donkey Kong listening?

jeremyparker,

Donkey Kong wishes! No, Dead Kennedys

dauerstaender, in F#€k $pez

Fuck u/spez and fuck Tencent.

You know what? Fuck the enshittification of the internet too.

MySkinIsFallingOff,

Yeah, this fuck Spez thing is cool and justified and all, but we all should be really more worried about Tencent 😳

sizzler,

That’s what this is all about, people are putting their trust in systems that aren’t trustworthy, who will sell you to the highest bidder. Or any bidder frankly.

cooopsspace, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

YTA - You deserve it

comrade19, in F#€k $pez

My mental health is so much better than when i scrolled reddit. Everyone here is so nice and doesn’t talk like 14 year olds with an ego. Also theres front page furry porn

CoggyMcFee,

I also find the limited number of posts and comments keep me at a healthy level of browsing. On Reddit I could get sucked down the rabbit hole of even one post, reading comments and replying to stuff for hours. There’s really very little of value that can ever be accomplished at that depth.

Rumbelows,

Me too man. I had a really unhealthy Reddit problem.

Theses days, after about an hour of scrolling I’m out of content, which feels sensible.

TangledHyphae,

I agree with this, and on top of that the lack of infinite scroll is a feature to me because it requires me to deliberately consider each post before the next page rather than just spamming downward looking for that next dopamine hit.

HoodieGyaru,
@HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The front page furry porn is going to turn me into a furry one day…

Micromot,

Sadly I can’t share this experience, my instance is non-nsfw

HoodieGyaru,
@HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Maybe it’s time to set up an account in another instance

Automated_Footprint,
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everyone here is so nice

Until you mention Windows.

explodicle,

Even then, they’re trying to help you.

Automated_Footprint, (edited )
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rarely. Mostly it’s just anger, which is the reason why some people don’t move to it.

explodicle,

Did you find this out by asking them?

Automated_Footprint, (edited )
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

This

Mostly it’s just anger

Or this

which is the reason why some people don’t move to it.

If the first, there are other bad/tracking/adware things that people use and the people that try to help have a helpful tone. But for windows, people that ‘try to help’ always talk in a blaming tone and act like “I’m superior than you bc i use linux”

Or if the second

Bc you need some help to figure out Linux but if the community that is supposed to help act like that would people move?

Elegia,

I have never hated Linux more than now

Shatur, (edited )
@Shatur@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t think they criticize people for using Windows. I bet that no one wanted to offend you.

People do criticize Windows itself and I think it’s okay.

Automated_Footprint,
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

Idk people criticize most of the bad things. but when it is windows, things change a bit.

Shatur,
@Shatur@lemmy.ml avatar

I think you can find some jerks in any community, it’s people. But I doubt that GNU/Linux enthusiasts hate people for using Windows in general. I personally a GNU/Linux user and I never hate people for using Windows.

It’s just like Reddit - they have more content, but we prefer Lemmy because of freedom. And we hate Reddit (and spez), not it’s users.

FilthyHookerSpit,

I use arch, btw

icepuncher69,

Not really if you get into political talk, you will be shit talked into oblivion, and in the subject of pornography, i find the one here on lemmynsfw bland af, its mostly tje same chicks posting over and over again. But other than that I have seen before complaints from people on the lemmy.nsfw community that they are surprisingly puritan with the nsfw content allowed, and if you look for that type of content you will realize that its true, like i can think of various extreme fetishes that are banned that i rather not type here in public, but some that are more perplexing are like csncs, which its just a type of roleplay between 2 consenting adults and thats banned for some reason, and rape hentai, while i understeand while that would be controversial, its still a fetish sone people would have and its in draw form so no harm done to anyone, also some other gross stuff that nobody likes like scat or guro (drawn ofc)

Which like i said nobody whants to watch those last 2 except for the people that do and there even are comunities of those in reddit, so its very weird that there arent any equivalents here.

(Btw when i say banned i mean that they dont allow comunities that post that type of content.)

(And before you ask no im not into any of that type of the aformentioned shit)

Now you could say “well change instances”, but i heard bad things from the other ones here that do allow some of that stuff, specially the hentai focused ones, which i heard are mainly legally dubius shit and a little dangerous to go there so i rather look for porn/hentai somewhere els

MySkinIsFallingOff,

“Everyone here is so nice”.

Oh yeah? Well, you can freaking go hug yourself buddy!

staindundies,

Agreed, I went on reddit recently and realized how much anxiety it used to cause me. Fuck that place. There is definitely something to their algorithm meant to make you feel that way.

dauerstaender, in purrrfectly normal

Cats > Kids

coaxil,

Dropped a few of these along the way I think!!

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

On Voyager at least, I didn’t see anything until I clicked “Select text” to show the raw thing.

You also dropped a few of these I think: 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

coaxil,

On desktop all good, just looked on jerboa and I can’t seem them at all either!

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
where_am_i, in F#€k $pez

Reddit is like that ex the whole lemmy isn’t over yet while loudly drunkenly screaming “I’m so over them!”.

Advice: focus on yourself and your content.

kool_newt,

This is exactly right, I even find myself wanting to check my GME DRS subs but knowing I shouldn’t and feeling bad about it and blocking it for myself until the next week when I unblock and check my subs again in shame. But I’ll never return for real because I know she’s bad for me, wait we’re still talking about Reddit right?

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, fuck spez forever. That sentiment should never die. I hope a decade after reddit goes bankrupt, he can’t leave his home without getting the phrase screamed at him

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

We can decide to never go back to our ex and also warn others if it comes up, while still moving on with our lives. However, if we’re just bringing it up out of nowhere, we’re still hung up on them.

MySkinIsFallingOff,

This isn’t a good analogy at all.

If it should be forcibly used, like, reddit is an ex, then fuck no we’re not over that ex. They took our home that we built and destroyed it.

shatterling,

Also: focus on yourself and you’re content 👍

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Also: focus on yourself and you’re incontinent

Seventhlevin,

Also: focus on your shelf in another continent

1847953620,

Also: it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople, man.

hungryphrog,

Oh, it changed?

ohlaph, (edited )

Also: get an oil change, it’s due soon.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh you’ve only ever posted once, you should focus on trying to make content and posting it on lemmy, instead of criticizing those of us who are.

OneMansTrash,

I mean, would you call this post ‘content’? It’s just low-effort, non-discussion-provoking, nothingness about a platform that nobody around here cares about anymore (except you apparently?)

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Says the user with zero posts. And all the people upvoting it apparently do. Bahahaha

rigatti,
@rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

What can we do to get you to go back to Reddit?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Not a damn thing. Zero posts not surprised. Reddit definitely doesnt miss you.

OneMansTrash,

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  • Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dont worry, I’ll keep posting content for you to engage with.

    ShitOnABrick, (edited )
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Most of the stuff you post is low quality shite mate not “content” it’s mainly 99% vague political memes. this shite makes up 90% of lemmy

    Grayox, (edited )
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    You literally repost AI generated images, you dont even possess the originality to come up with your own prompt Lmao and you’ve never even made a post with over 1k upvotes. Git gud

    TunaCowboy,

    cringe af

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dont care, dude implied nonone cares about my posts, thousands of upvotes beg to differ. Cringe or notz i post shit people engage with.

    Exusia,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    me unloading every meme I’ve ever stolen because it drives engagement

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    o7

    FeelThePower, in F#€k $pez

    honestly it’s replaced reddit for me in a good way, because it has just enough new content that I can check it before bed every day and scroll for a bit, but not enough to where I spend entire lunch breaks on it. sometimes I go days without even checking it. if anything it’s made my relationship with my browser / phone healthier than reddit.

    BluesF,

    100%, all I really want is something I can look at and perhaps sensibly chuckle at when I have a few minutes… Not a pasasitic brain worm that really wants me to pay attention to it.

    HawlSera,

    The only problem I have, is that I can’t seem to find the porn.

    Jaarsh119,

    There’s an entire instance dedicated to it: lemmynsfw.com

    HawlSera,

    I tried, but they never approved my account. I know they do it in waves, but I applied a month ago

    shani66,

    a lot of servers are really weird about porn, ngl. its not that they just don’t allow it on their server (which, cool, thats fine), its that they go out of their way to block it. its a new wave of puritanism and i don’t really like it. although porn isn’t that hard to find if you are on a good server.

    HawlSera,

    Do you know of a good server for that? Because I tried to sign up with Lemmy n sfw they never activated my account, and it was like a month ago.

    And yeah, I’m not sure why the sex positivity movement seems to have completely reversed itself. There is this idea that the idea of sexuality of any kind is somehow inherently wrong. Which is stupid. I need all the fetishes

    lichtmetzger,

    Exactly. Lemmy is an anti-doomscrolling platform and that’s very healthy and amazing.

    ArmokGoB,

    Horseshit. Lemmy is plastered in content about climate change, the Middle East, and other depressing shit.

    lemann,

    Doomscrolling does not literally mean your feed is full of negative content lol, it’s just mindless scrolling

    JackbyDev,

    I think they mean doom scrolling as in algorithmic dopamine loops

    lichtmetzger,

    Exactly, and that the content eventually just ends. I didn’t mean that every post is positive news.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Filter that shit out then, that’s what I did.

    KrankyKong,

    I somehow replaced reddit with instagram reels and youtube shorts.

    Twelve20two,

    Ah, they got ya by the dopamine balls

    KrankyKong,

    Yeah they do. Would you believe me if i said giving up social media is harder than giving up nicotine?

    dumpsterlid, (edited )

    Give yourself some grace, yes corporate social media is addictive and yes it is easy to get lost mindlessly scrolling but the important question to ask is why is your brain so exhausted and stressed that mindlessly scrolling is the only thing you really have the mental energy to do so much of the time?

    Western society repeatedly slams through the narrative that social media addiction is the reason people are miserable and it is all a pathetic attempt to distract us from the fact that our lives suck because of actual horrible things like not being able to afford rent, being in endless debt, not being able to afford healthcare and any number of other awful stresses.

    If you need to blob out and scroll after getting out of your shitty job that pays shit where you are treated like shit and sitting in shitty traffic on the way home for who knows how long that’s on society for only providing predatory options that abuse you.

    For a lot of people the only thing they actually have the energy to do after work every night is mindlessly scroll, it is a grace that people at least have that to turn to even if it is predatory. It is a symptom not the core issue.

    Twelve20two,

    Also true. And there are plenty of worthwhile/educational things to be found on the apps that can help a bit more than they harm. But yeah, it being a symptom is spot on.

    MySkinIsFallingOff,

    I just discovered Lemmy, and I’m so happy about it. Instagram replaced Reddit for me these last five months, and I can really feel how detrimental it is for me. It’s like an ADHD-machine. No community, no discussion, just this as quick and loud phase as possible vibe. You look through one recipe video and you get recipes for several days. People dancing and dancing with huge smiles and these creepy eyes. Honestly it’s all so dystopian.

    So keeping on with Instagram is not an option, going back to reddit is not an option - and I was really considering becoming like this person who is never in his phone, really mentally healthy, but wildly uninformed about the world and the general discussion 😅

    The feel of this place with the Sync app is just so * chefs kiss *. Feels like what reddit was.

    Syrus, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

    It’s proving to be extremely difficult to escape U.S. politics on lemmy as a european because the rest of the world is vastly outnumbered here. But at least it’s not voat or ruqqus… I’ll take left wing morons over right wing retards any day.

    dangblingus,

    There aren’t any left wing candidates in the US.

    spudwart,
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    I think we’re the “left wing morons” that are being referred to here.

    Syrus, (edited )

    You don’t get it… It was supposed to be a compliment…

    voidMainVoid,

    That isn’t true. They’re in the Green Party.

    Syrus,

    No, he has a point, your left wing is pretty centered…

    Although your 2 party system makes it difficult to distinguish…

    I’d say you have a centre right and centre left party… Trump touched the edges of the far right but you’ve seen nothing yet…

    wreckedcarzz, in Tis the Season
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    It totally wouldn’t be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-

    Hallmark

    Oh, right, what was I thinking

    MTK, (edited ) in soak and jump hump

    Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

    Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!

    Suspicious,

    God knows but you technically didn’t break the rule

    Aaron,

    Some real “I tied a string to my friend’s house so it’s technically one house and I didn’t travel there on the Sabbath” energy

    otter,

    Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️

    MTK,

    Damn you!

    jol,

    I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.

    mexicancartel, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

    MOAR JPEG

    bdonvr, in Every time

    Shit if I think I got my point across I’m pretty happy

    Actually really I think more often we think “I SHOULD have said that!”. It’s like we know so so many words until a native comes to talk to us and then all our words go hiding somewhere.

    Jax,

    I love this take.

    Just so you know, it’s a play on words. Not only does it mean “I said the wrong thing” but literally “I should not have said the word that”.

    cryptosporidium140, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

    I wish I knew the context of this screenshot/what episode it was

    RustyShackleford,

    All the animals of the Hundred Acres Woods, are living in tree they’re renting from Christopher Robin.

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