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FuckyWucky, (edited ) in Pinky promise it isn't AI
oo1, in USA: We don't negotiate with terrorist. We finance them!

ciao terrorism

cmder, in I've been meaning to make this meme since that movie (moana) came out

PRAISE THE SUN !

YYYY

DiscordMod1988, in Guess this little piggy's age
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Btw he’s a power creep mod that ruins reddit. LW ofc

grue, in alternative to trees

Street trees aren’t car-supremacist enough.

Let me explain what I mean by that: when a driver fucks up and his car careens off the street and hits a tree, the tree stops the car very abruptly. That’s great for, say, an innocent pedestrian who was saved by hiding behind the tree, but can apply rather serious consequences to the negligent driver. Car-brained traffic engineers see it as their mission to protect drivers from any and all consequences, so they insist on ripping out all the trees to create a gigantic “clear zone” so that the car is free to careen wherever it wants without hitting anything solid. Squishy things within the clear zone, such as pedestrians, don’t enter into consideration.

In other words, one important “advantage” of these “liquid trees” over real trees is that they can be mounted on breakaway stands, so that they yield (and therefore provide no protection to any hapless bastard who might’ve been sitting on the bench at the time) when a car hits them.

Source: I’m a former traffic engineer. But don’t take it from me; watch this confession from a much more experienced and credible engineer explaining it in even more stark terms.

Honytawk,

Is that why there are so many metal poles next to roads?

Sounds to me like that is a US-centric issue.

Rustmilian, (edited ) in Pinky promise it isn't AI
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Skin Cancer Competition

Mostly_Gristle, in If you needed motivation

Sure, let’s all hustle like crackheads:

“Oh, your job isn’t paying enough? Well, have you tried stealing from your family? Your grandma has a social security check coming, right? Oh, your family doesn’t talk to you anymore, huh? Well have you tried selling your neighbor’s car stereo? What about his propane grill? How about stealing tube socks from Walmart and trying to sell those on the street to anyone who walks by? Still not cutting it, huh? I don’t know man, maybe it’s time to try sucking some dicks.”

These memes seem a lot less clever if you’ve ever been close to someone whose life got snowed under by addiction, or lived in a neighborhood that has a crack problem. Seeing real crackheads really hustling is pretty fucking bleak. They’re not getting ahead. They’re not winning. They’re burning everything with even a shred of value to service their addiction, including family and personal relationships.

I don’t know, maybe it’s a very apt metaphor for capitalism, and what our capitalist system expects of us, but I have no desire to trade the people and things that make my life bearable just so I can brag about having a couple extra dollars in the bank.

Jorgelino,

That’s kind of the point though. If “hustling like a crackhead” wasn’t obviously a bad thing, there’d be no joke here.

plague_sapiens, (edited ) in Every time
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Me every time I say something dark and sarcastically xD

lapislazuli,

Use your powers wisely, you must

VikingHippie, (edited ) in I've been meaning to make this meme since that movie (moana) came out
VikingHippie, (edited ) in USA: We don't negotiate with terrorist. We finance them!

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Yeah they do. They’re called Republicans.

cantstopthesignal, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

Most of us are right there with you. What’s most important though is that most of us in like 4 swing states are also right there with you.

catfish,

lets hope they dont get distracted with the economy or some other shit

tacosplease,

Did you know that Biden is like three and a half years older than Trump? I mean. What were his parents thinking?

anarchy79,
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Biden? Hah, he can barely string together a coherent sentence! Trump? Uh… USA! USA! USA!

boomzilla, (edited )

Yeah sure. His speeches must be AI generated or he’s already replaced by an android then. Yeah I know what a teleprompter is but he obviously doesn’t read off of them in most of his speeches.

youtu.be/tyLbudG8Z_wyoutu.be/b1ukaC9cSKQwww.youtube.com/live/7qhw0htNtzQ

What’s not coherent about those speeches? Compared to Trump it’s day and night.

spacesweedkid27,

Prolly even like in some red states as well.

The American election system has so many flaws, that I am surprised that no politician cares enough for that to change.

ignotum, (edited )

I saw a video of republicans outraged because someone was apparently trying to change the voting system to use ranked voting, and this would destroy the two-party system (yt link) which apparently would be a horrible thing to happen

Strange that they worship the founding fathers so much and insist that the system they put in place is perfect and must never be changed when John Adams wrote (google books link):

There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.

AnarchoSnowPlow,

Things work really well here for you if you’re amoral and wealthy. So like 99% of elected officials.

LemmyKnowsBest, in If you needed motivation

Not a fair comparison to us non-drugged people because apparently crack cocaine is quite energizing & makes people highly -driven to get shit done.

Just a buncha normies here wallowing in existential dread & unshakeable procrastination.

problematicPanther,
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so i should start smoking crack, is what you’re saying.

SeekPie, (edited )

Well you know, lemmy knows best?

DiscordMod1989, in USA: We don't negotiate with terrorist. We finance them!

Zelensky is very sad now :(

radioactiveradio, in alternative to trees

Can’t wait to see hulk semen cartridges everywhere when I go out for a walk.

the_post_oftom_joad,

HULK SMASH CO²!

Hiro8811,

Huh?

mycatiskai,

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

Hiro8811,

Ahhh. There was no capital H so I got confused.

TheBat, (edited )
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HULK SMASH?

whitewalker_646, in chop chop

Remibds me of the woodchipper interrogation from the punisher

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