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aaaa, in Hmm... what to say ?
DancingIsForbidden,
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halliday, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

Yes! Don’t let the capitalist win!

Kalkaline, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
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Someone has to provide the content, and it’s not me, so I’ll keep passing out the upvotes until better content comes along.

KISSmyOS, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

I’M LITERALLY SHITTING AND PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!
PLEASE SEND HELP, I THINK SOMETHING INSIDE ME JUST RIPPED!

NessD, in This kills the Mr. Krabs

Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!

FinalRemix,

Historically accurate GIANT ENEMY CRAB

jelloeater85,
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bernieecclestoned, in Huzzah!

Catapult the odd dead cow in for the lulz

themusicman,

Fetchez la vache!

Canadian_Cabinet,

Don’t forget that the cow also has like 5 diseases

Vlyn,

6 after Kevin has a turn.

TheDankHold,

The first 5 came from Jerry

Jerb322,
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I was nowhere near that cow!

trailing9,

I was nowhere near that cow!

wreckedcarzz,
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Is it odd because it’s dead, or because it became self-aware and started squirting milk everywhere out of defiance?

Malfeasant,

Yes.

bronzle,

It’s odd because it’s prime beef

wreckedcarzz,
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Amazon really has been in the grocery game for ages now

netburnr, in Threw out my back... While walking?
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Rip wash

giantfloppycock, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Another absolute banger, this guy can’t miss!

ArumiOrnaught, in PARACORD GANG GANG

How is Paracord better for cable management?

pudcollar, (edited )

Doesn’t abrade cable like zip ties, can reuse unlike most zip ties. Especially with fatter coils like outdoor extension cord or air compressor hose, it makes sense to have a length of paracord on the end to keep it neat and hang it. Plus you can use the paracord sleeve as a jacket for smaller cables. The real star of cable management are hook and loop wraps tbh.

ArumiOrnaught,

For context I work on trash trucks and salt trucks. What are you doing that's making zip ties cut into wires? I need to make sure that the wire harness that runs along the body above and next to the drive shaft that will spin everything the trucks run over. If the harness is loose the cable will get caught in the debris.

If you're working in a server room with lots of wires I can see the utility of those fabric fasteners. I don't get the luxury of the wires only moving when I touch them.

craftyindividual, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme.

Dumbkid,
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I never realized the guy was famous, just figured it was some random guy

SturgiesYrFase,
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Could just edit a dildo in place of his head, I’d be satisfied with that. If that’s off the table then I say we retire this version of the meme. Like you said, this shitbag doesn’t deserve to be a meme.

spudwart,
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SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Wish I had more upvotes to give. This is so perfect, I literally couldn’t have asked for better.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

True. My bad.

I always considered it to be an ironic meme, but at some point any publicity is too much publicity.

NakariLexfortaine, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Oh, I understand this one.

You see, the artist is trying to express their frustration with the process. “There is no joke” because we are the joke. We are the frog, putting on our clothes to drag ourselves through the day-to-day, never taking in the absurdity of our situations, of trying to get through.

Top notch work.

killeronthecorner,
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You must be one of those “everything is art” people

Track_Shovel,
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Is a meme artist the same calibre as a sandwich artist? Asking for a friend

NakariLexfortaine,

My friend, they are one in the same.

What is a meme but a sandwich of words? One feeds the body, but you, you feed the soul.

SturgiesYrFase,
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Eh, I’d put a meme artist a peg above. Sandwiches are so ephemeral, a meme is forever. Or at least until compression artifacts ruin it’s legibility.

_number8_, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

i love WFH because i can wake up feeling like shit and log on immediately to start the clock instead of waking up on my own time and giving my peak hours to the capitalists

Gork,

No commute though so at least you’re not crying in the car while stuck in traffic.

craftyindividual, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

MUAAAHtheFrencccch!.. Paul MasSon…

AceQuorthon,

Paul MaSOOUUN

DancingIsForbidden, in me_irl
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

This is yet another reason why it’s better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!

pomodoro_longbreak, in Threw out my back... While walking?
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Me washing a dish and some muscles just decide to start hurting, like “go stretch old man we don’t like this”

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