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Asafum, in Every time

So the game devs weren’t too far off with the “boss kicks your ass” … “Boss joins team and is as effective as a wet napkin.” Looks like it’s actually a real thing! Lol

solarvector, in Fighting the urges...

Tyra Banks, well known for being very masculine, is also well known for having a high forehead.

Seriously though, I think it’s worth just embracing what you have. No need for hiding behind bangs.

EatYouWell,

Yup, my hairline is receding and thinning on top, so I just started clipper cutting it short.

Nothing makes your baldness more obvious than trying to hide it.

Lamb,

I don’t have Tyra’s forehead. I have a widowpeak with the sides going deeper in like a stereotypical depiction of Dracula.

Starglasses,

Roll with Dracula too! People have dirty fantasies about sleeping with vampires, after all.

someguy3, in data loss

Need a little 2.5" drive that uhhh…

robocall, in NWBTCW
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

NWBTCW?

dangblingus,

No war but the class (culture) war.

The culture war is a distraction from the class war being waged on working class people.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks!

BudgetBandit, in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“

Quacksalber, in Everyone loves snaps

The apt package of KeePassXC would fail repeatedly to recognize my hardware token. The snap package ironically works like a charm.

Pat_Riot, in I have never understood that.
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

I’m also wearing Olukai flip flops.

Gork, in NWBTCW

Somebody has got to fighting the War on Christmas (on the side of warring against Christmas).

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

If locking up short people in green uniforms and making them work in my toy factory for life is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

XEAL, in Everyone loves snaps

What the did with Firefox is a war crime…

BUT, the other day I had to instal DBeaver and using snap was for sure the easiest/fastest way

Zehzin, in A tsarrible idea
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

There was a president who tried to ban bikinis in Brazil

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

and this is why we’ll never be able to ban guns in America

STUPIDVIPGUY, in Is this what people think about Tor browser?

personally I don’t care if google knows about my femboy hentai I just don’t want it popping up in my search whenever i type “f”

Lunachocken,

Press f to pay respects…wait what’s that…

Gonzako,

What about: fornicating men in a feminine fashion

Th3D3k0y,

I’ll suggest the same thing I always suggest:

Pick a favorite browser to use for every day

Pick least favorite browser for porn Set up least favorite browser to remove cache, cookies, history, everything on close

That way you can safely F without search suggestions

flashgnash,

Or you could just use private mode, profiles, sandboxed browser etc

30p87,

At least e621 isn’t an obvious name

shalafi,

Back in 2002 my manager was hosting his own little site on his home webserver. Shared it with all of us, and the company’s managers who were our sole source of income.

“So Jay, the Google search widget is pretty cool, but when I stary to type “a”, “Angelina Jolie porn” comes in the results. Who all you share this with?”

“Oh shit! Are you fucking serious?!”

Zink, in I have never understood that.

This is me. Am white dad on vacation this week. It’s not that cold, like 70F, but there has been chilling rain all week. I’m the guy not only soaked in my shorts and t-shirt among a sea of ponchos, but still sticking my head into the fountains and stuff.

gravitas_deficiency, in Neutrality condones the actions of the powerful.

I’m not even a NASCAR fan but RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE

HeneryHawk,

Or maybe Paulo

newtraditionalists, in data loss

This one actually made me audibly guffaw. Well done whoever did this lol

NutWrench, in Class War > Culture War
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s a class war. It always has been. The 1 percenters use their control of the media to keep the poor and middle classes fighting with each other, so that they . . . the rich, can run off with all the f*cking money.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d fuck them all because I don’t judge.

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