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saltnotsugar, in spookyyyy

Let’s get some good camera shaking going, turn on the night vision, and run out of the room randomly.

radioactiveradio,

And make sure to only see the ghost when the camera turns and make it disappear when the camera points back at it.

Taleya, in spookyyyy

I went on a ghost tour once and they tried to use an EM reader like a goddamn PKE.

‘This timeball tower is haunted by an old keeper look!!’

Bitch you’re literally surrounded by people with mobile phones in their pockets, and there’s a goddamn maritime signalling tower on top of the damned thing.

radioactiveradio,

I like the ones that say random words out nowhere. “Buzz buzz Krankenwagen buzz buzz” “the ghost was German” in the Asian haunted house.

miss_brainfart, in Nuts are relatively healthy
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

High quality fats, good protein, and calorie dense.

The perfect little snack. Right after co… So anyway, how’s the weather?

PopcornPrincess,

SQUIRREL!

Th4tGuyII, in Nuts are relatively healthy
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Squirrels during NNN ...

sergih, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

every girfriend’s computer that i’ve ever used*

semperpeppe,

This is sexist :(

gohixo9650,

Once I was using a girlfriend’s laptop and I told her very casually “I’m adding an adblock” when she replies me “no don’t block them, I like them because sometimes I find nice offers in the ads” and I froze. I wasn’t expecting that and I was so baffled like “what do you mean you like them, how do you live seeing more ads than what you originally came for” lol

Agent641,

What a great consumer!

SamXavia, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
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@gohixo9650 I turned off my ad blocker by accident the other day and freaked out as the internet was unbearable.

Bluefruit,

Me everytime i use a broswer without ublock. Ill open a link here in lemmy without opening it externally to firefox and dear god my eyes.

Ublock makes the internet a better place. Or at least it shoves the bad stuff under the bed lol.

Squirrel,
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I always forget about my adblocker until I need to use a browser without one. It’s really pretty miserable.

Jamie,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I helped someone I know out with a thing on their computer and got blasted by ads because they didn’t use an ad blocker.

Those two minutes on the Internet really had me questioning how anyone manages to use it raw without going insane.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe if we tell them uBlock Origin is a condom for their browser, they’ll understand?

What a sentence to type out

Jamie,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I see it that way. You don’t dive into some strange without protection, don’t let your computer do it with websites.

miss_brainfart, (edited )
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s always difficult with digital matters, since there isn’t anything tangible and concrete to show.

Like, there’s no shady person following them with a notebook and reporting back to their boss all day, but that is kinda what’s happening, just invisible to the user.

My pihole is pretty good at showing family how many connections their apps make are completely unnecessary to their actual functions. That’s a good illustration to start with.

Diabolo96, in Work is fulfilling and fun 🙃

Doing excel for 9 hours straight is far better than breathing toxic gases inside a damp,badly lit coal mines tho. Juste saying…

UlyssesT,

Doing excel for 9 hours straight is far better than breathing toxic gases inside a damp,badly lit coal mines tho. Juste saying…

smuglord

Give it time. Those work conditions are getting gradually worse all over again as the internal contradictions intensify.

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes of course and eating trash is better than eating shit

Diabolo96,

What I mean is that work conditions have vastly improved compared to the last century (thanks to unions). It may be miserable yes but it’s a far cry from the horrible work that our ancestors were forced to endure starting from a young age.

alsaaas, (edited )
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I get what you mean. Ofc class struggle has brought us many concessions, technology progresses over time and the industrialized countries add more and more abstraction layers to manual work.

My point would be that we do have to view the working conditions relative to what’s possible at the given time. Given the resources humanity has today, fully automated luxury (queer) space communism is within realistic reach!

It’s a similar answer as to world hunger: it’s a systematic distribution - not resource - problem. That being artificially created scarcity thanks to a profit and greed driven economic base (capitalism) and inequitable/inefficient allocation of resources (markets)

Diabolo96,

I can only agree

electrogamerman,

Is it tho?

Pelicanen,

Depends on the trash. Depends on the shit.

Rentlar,

I suppose that is the 3 largest domino.

Imgonnatrythis, in Lung extensions

Anyone brave enough to send an email? Curious what he charges.

papalonian,

I sent an email. Will update with update.

Update: received automated response. Response

dalekcaan,

Beautiful

happyhippo,

So let us know how it went on Thursday, mate.

Otherwise, it’s been nice knowing you 👍🏻

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

He did not tell us. RIP

Wage_slave,
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That shit it absolute genius.

lhamil64,

Where does that link go to?

IHateReddit,
danc4498,

Probably here: sites.google.com/view/…/dr-brenner-crowbar

Cracks me up that all the quotes are from the people vs crobar.

MDKAOD,

The picture of the business card in the OP is the same picture used in the site linked in the email (and in your post)

edifyyo,

Where does the link to learn more information about the procedure point?

danc4498,

It’s illegal due to high mortality rate made me lol. Probably ≈100%

dutchkimble,

Thanks! Do you mind dropping him an offer and sharing the response too?

gorysubparbagel, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

Does anyone know what show this is from?

gohixo9650,

The IT crowd

gorysubparbagel,

Thank you very much!

KnightontheSun,

As some might say from time to time when it is warranted: I envy you getting to experience this show for the first time.

danieljoeblack,

It's a fairly short series but absolutely hilarious!

ParsnipWitch,

Also fits the sexist views many people on Lemmy seem to have.

ArcaneSlime, in Feels good

Are you the turtle? 'Cause…how old are you?

superduperenigma,

150 dude! And still young!

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

Oh good, it wasn’t just me

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

What is this in reference to, totally in the dark lol

Zoboomafoo, (edited )
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

Back in thr US Civil War 160 years ago, the loyalist side was called “The Union”. So people are jokingly pretending your meme was about Union victories there

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh shit, totally missed that, thats absolutely hilariously awesome. Didn’t realize I was accidentally Sherman Posting.

SnipingNinja,

That was honestly what I read it as, first and only then it clicked that they were of course talking about the recent union victories

bernieecclestoned, in If you want to resolve problems, join your union

HR is there to hire you and fire you, even their title is creepy, Human Resources

HenchmanNumber3,

even their title is creepy, Human Resources

The only appropriate use of the term is when your cat is talking about you to other cats…

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Used to know someone who titled themselves a “Human capital specialist” on LinkedIn. What a weird fucking thing to call yourself.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

maybe deep down he was so hate fueled he decided to partake in satire

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

She was very serious about her job and had a Karen haircut.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

is it sexist towards men or women i assumed she was a man LMFaO

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Idk but I’m reporting you to HR.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

The human capital specialist will speak to your manager and see you in court

jaybone,

I feel so bad for women named Karen who aren’t bitches. It doesn’t seem fair.

Zink, in they're so innocent when they're young
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

I honestly just thought they liked us making silly noises

faerbit,

Very young humans do not understand the concept of object permanence. They actually think you’re gone, when they can’t see you. That is also why you can sometimes see little children closing their eyes, when they are playing hide and seek.

Jay, in They never admit they were just wrong

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Me: “What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they’re all in total agreement and doing it together?”

Them: processing that there are other countries and governments outside of the US’s control

Geo_bot, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I have a friend who has their entire center 5th of their laptops screen just dead. they move windows around it to deal with it. I look at the way they’re using their computer and like I can barely reach it at their window size but it’s better than paying the $500 MacBook repair to them

Blahaj_Blast, in I'm scared guys..
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

gasp It’s Freezer!

kambusha,

KAAAAAAAA

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