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Sanity_in_Moderation, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

No it isn’t.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Yes it is!

alcoholicorn, in Scary

Europeans acting smug like knowing how close to boiling the temperature is is more important than knowing how close to 100% hot out the temperature is.

Kusimulkku,

100% hot

The what now

psud,

The hottest a specific person believed in. Obviously never visited $countryThatGetsHotter

Masimatutu,

100% hot out

what does that even mean?

XEAL,

It’s 100% “me” hot out?

doggle,

100°F is roughly (like really roughly) the hottest temp your likely to see in most temperate climates throughout a year. 0°F is(again really roughly) the lowest. The result is you can use Fahrenheit basically as a percentage, or a 0 to 100 temperature score to help you decide how to dress/prepare for the day. If the temperature is above or below 100 or 0 then you need to consider fairly serious precautions before going outside for any length of time.

It’s not a very precise system at all, and it obviously has no place in a laboratory or similar situation. But it does work quite well for communicating the weather to common people. There is very little desire among Americans to change to Celsius not because they don’t understand it (we’re all taught Celsius in grade school) but because Fahrenheit serves most people’s needs perfectly adequately.

OP is also arguing that easily recalling the boiling temperature of water (one of the big purported advantages of Celsius) is useless for most people as nobody actually measures the temperature of water while boiling it. Except, maybe, in a classroom, probably while demonstrating to children how the Celsius scale works.

Kusimulkku,

Knowing when water freezes is really useful though for places that ice/snow.

alcoholicorn,

If it’s 0 F, it’s 0% hot out. If it’s 50 F, it’s 50% hot out, if it’s 100F, it’s 100% hot out.

It’s a more human measurement. Who the hell knows how long a kilometer or meter is? Everyone knows what a football field looks like and a yard is 1/100th of it.

doggle,

I get what you’re saying, but only people who live in a country where (American) football is played would know how big a football field is.

Masimatutu,

I mean… I could say the same thing about Celsius and it would make the exact same amount of sense.

alcoholicorn,

It has never been literally boiling outside (except for when you’re in the middle of a forest fire or next to a lava flow).

Besides, Fahrenheit is more scientific because it translates 1:1 to Rankine, where 0 is absolute zero.

happyhippo,

Rankine?

Science says Kelvin.

Masimatutu,

Percent of what, exactly? It has been a lot more than 100 Fahrenheit and a lot less than 0.

Edit: Kelvin is the scientific standard with 0 at absolute zero, and that translates directly to Celsius.

alcoholicorn,

Percent of how close it is to 100% hot out.

But in seriousness, 100 was supposed to be based on the human body temperature. When it’s above 100, it’s harder to cool yourself off.

Masimatutu,

Are you just trolling? “100% hot out” literally doesn’t mean anything.

Edit: Ah, I see :P

But the human body temp isn’t 100 °F, though

alcoholicorn,

It’s based on how humans react to the heat, you need active cooling such as sweat, moving air isn’t enough above 100 degrees. 100% hot out is just a silly way of putting it.

Masimatutu,

I see. But is zero degrees Fahrenheit based on anything?

alcoholicorn,

Supposedly the temperature salt freezes at, but it’s off by quite a bit. I’m not sure if it has any implications for staying warm in cold weather.

Masimatutu, (edited )

I found it on Wikipedia. At first, he fixed zero at the stable temperature of a “mixture of ice, water, and salis Armoniaci [transl. ammonium chloride]” and 96 at the human body temperature, but later he would change the lower reference point to water’s freezing point at 32 and still later the upper one to the boiling point of water at 212. So it has always been pretty arbitrary.

Edit: But I will agree that the scale of zero to one hundred does correspond more closely to how warm humans feel.

Karyoplasma,

I sweat when it’s way below 100°F because I haven’t done any sport in quite a while. Checkmate Fahrenheiters.

doggle,

Except you can’t. 0°C is pretty cold. If it’s 100°C out then you’re already dead.

Masimatutu,

100°C is an acceptable sauna temperature. You won’t last much longer naked in 0°C!

Edit: To make my point more clear, I know some crazy people who go directly from a close to 100 degree sauna to a close to 0 degree ice bath. I think that could be described quite well as going from 100 to 0 % within the human temperature tolerance.

Also, that’s not my initial point. My initial point was that “percent hot outside” means nothing in Fahrenheit or Celsius.

(whoops, pressed delete instead of edit)

SolarNialamide,

Who the hell knows how long a kilometer or meter is?

Everyone outside of America.

Everyone knows what a football field looks like

You’re either trolling or a living embodiment of the ‘Americans think the USA is the whole world’ meme. Nobody outside of the USA knows how long a football field is.

Annoyed_Crabby,

The heck is 50% hot out? How is that even helpful lmao

28°c is a nice weather but 82.4°f(or 82.4% hot) sounds unlivable.

doggle,

Lol 82.4°F is hot af. Depending on the humidity it could be quite uncomfortable.

Truly unlivable would be anything over 100.

50 is fairly mild. Cool, but not really cold at all. Long sleeves, pants, maybe a light jacket weather.

Annoyed_Crabby,

No it’s not, as i live in the equator, and that’s the issue i have with fahrenheit. The whole thing is devoid of context and people think it makes sense naturally.

Kusimulkku,

Truly unlivable would be anything over 100.

Sauna

doggle,

Are you trying to say people can live in a sauna? The whole point is they’re so hot you can’t (safely) stay in them too long.

I’m obviously not saying that people spontaneously combust above that temp.

Kusimulkku,

You can for a while

OKRainbowKid,

Kinda ironic seeing somebody from hexbear defend imperial units.

raptir, in The reason
Teon, in Do yourself a favor
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Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

backhdlp,
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Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

really?

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

indeed.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Russian moms would tell their daughters this.

Lifebandit666,

That explains my man tits

TrickDacy, in Touché
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

These not getting old to you OP? For me this was stale years ago

Motzart,

Took me a second. Cleaver girl!!

nodimetotie,

Elaborate!

Motzart,

You said something. He made a riposte.

Either that or I am misunderstanding what riposte means

nodimetotie,

Ah, I am being thick) thanks!

nodimetotie,

I like this guy)

FlyingSquid, in Scary
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You know what pissed me off earlier this year? We took a trip from the U.S. to Canada and my Prius didn’t even have the option to show kmph instead of mph on the dashboard. We looked through the manual, we looked online. My specific model doesn’t allow it. Why?!

VinnieFarsheds,
@VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world avatar

LifeProTip glue pocket calculator to steering wheel for these urgent conversions on the road

psud,

There’s like five common speed limits to memorise the conversions for. It’s not hard.

Masimatutu,

Because freedom 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅

CommanderCloon, in Scary

The only properly measured thing Americans bring to their schools is 9mm’s 😔

SomeAmateur,

.9mm mechancal pencils (.7 breaks too easy)

psud,

I used .5mm, never had a problem with the lead breaking

ultracritical,

Categorically false. They also bring 5.56x40mm.

comador,
@comador@lemmy.world avatar

Not in California though. You can own it, but you can’t buy nor shoot 5.56 or .223 on BLM or CA owned land. They’re also in the courts (appeals) to ban Assault rifles in the state.

lnee,

Fuck California.

Malfeasant, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I had one of the old fashioned distorted text ones the other day, but instead of something like “please enter the text above” it just said “are you human?” next to the text box. Naturally, I typed “yes” but that turned out to be the wrong answer.

raptir,

The correct answer is “or are you dancer?”

iHUNTcriminals, (edited ) in If you want to resolve problems, join your union

It pays to stay and wait to move up… /S

15 Years later… no worthy raises (but plenty of employees of the month…) New employees start at my same pay… Plus suicidal depression…

Fuck America’s capitalism game.

I spent 15 years at the job and people were still getting put on as new employees for my wage while I was also getting employee of the week.

That type of bullshit and abuse is worth war. And one day the abusers will get what they deserve working blindly for evil. It’s no better than gang work.

And fuck unions… That’s still some bullshit on the cuff fix. We need more. War.

ShimmeringKoi, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
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BlinkerFluid, in If you want to resolve problems, join your union
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the business

themselves.

Pantherina, (edited ) in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

Literally the Windows Desktops+Applauncher / Mac Desktop+Panel of people making waaay more Money that I am.

Like Mac really, who thought just piling up apps in an always shown panel is a good idea?

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I have spent a lot of time around a lot of IT workers and I am literally the only person I’ve ever seen on a project that has an ad blocker installed in their browser.

Simmy, in Long in the past, all the way back in 1993...

Eminem was a child in 1993. Just saying.

BelieveRevolt,

A 21 year old child.

Simmy,

Damn he’s older than I thought. My point is his popularity started end of the 90s In 93 he’s was unknown.

netburnr, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

I have it on good authority, if you type Google into Google, you can break the internet.

Pantherina,

No shit young people do that, like 22 yo. Saw it. Freaked out.

coffeesnob,

Wait a minute, the “Elders of the Internet”!? The Elders of the Internet know who I am!? You’ve got to let me have it!

DmMacniel,

no no. The Elders of the Internet would never stand for that! The Internet needs to get straight back to Big Ben.

dragnucs, in Religious parents

Wait, muslim women cannot marry non Muslim men. What’s the deal?

Custoslibera,

Blasphemy.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Everyone deals with their religion differently

chatokun,

When I was a somewhat devout JW (people often say Jehovah Witness as a noun, but that always bugged me grammatically since properly stated it should be "Witness of Jehovah), I told a nonJW Christian friend that I couldn’t be “unevenly yoked with unbelievers.” She (who wasn’t interested in me, she was trying to matchmake me with a mutual friend) got offended since we should all have been Christians and she felt I was calling her an unbeliever.

Certain denominations have so very different beliefs that if followed to their logical conclusions they shouldn’t be able to have relationships, but so many people bend the rules. I fortunately am no longer captive to that ideology, though I do think I’m permanently damaged. Still, not as damaged as people who went through sexual abuse. My stuff is mostly mental and will probably just mean I’ll never have a romantic relationship.

JokeDeity,

It’s not “the same”, but I’ve been reading Joe vs Elan School and it’s really made me feel better about the shit I went through to read someone else’s story, you should check it out if you think it could help you, plus it’s just a great story.

Hegar,

Turns out most humans just do things.

callouscomic,

Do you realize you have just singlehandedly explained the Israel-Hamas situation and we can all stop arguing and pretending to be experts about it?

hungryphrog,

Turns out people don’t always follow every single rule their religion has.

joranvar,

Maybe he married her, instead of the other way around.

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