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Gradually_Adjusting, in antiquesroadshow
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Is this where we draw the line of “low quality = funni”? If there is such a line, I think it would have been crossed long ago, even in the beforetimes.

outer_spec, in eat the rich
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s it? That’s the meme? That’s just a piece of toast with the words “The workers should seize the means of production” written on in it.

Rambi,

That’s not toast? It’s bread.

Kusimulkku,

What sort of bread is it?

marito,

Sliced.

Kusimulkku,

What sort of sliced bread?

marito,

It’s not toast until it goes through the toaster. Out of the bag it’s just baked. Quit.

Kusimulkku,

What sort of bread is it before toasting?

Schnabeltierpoet,

“Wheat” I assume

Kusimulkku,

What sort of wheat bread?

Schnabeltierpoet,

Of the rectangular cuboid shaped variety

Kusimulkku,

Has it been prepared in some way? With some sort of heat, perhaps?

Schnabeltierpoet,

Why yes, of course. At least twice! Once with low heat (well more like “warmth” around 37°C if I remember correctly) to help the dough rise and then a second time to bake it.

Kusimulkku,

37C huh, sounds kinda… Warm

Rambi,

But not toasty

Kusimulkku,

Has it been prepared in some way? With some sort of heat, perhaps?

helpImTrappedOnline,

That’s undercooked toast

Rambi,

I feel very sure that there’s no way it’s any kind of toast. I will never concede this argument

helpImTrappedOnline,

Raw toast?

EmpathicVagrant,

There’s a meme of a frog puppet drinking tea, and a meme of a pootoo, and a meme of some beans. It can be literally anything.

magmaus3, in deal?
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already have that

SuckMyWang,

Good news! It can get worse

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

no thanks

nephs, in not again

I just accidentally the whole bottle!

VicksVaporBBQrub, in lick🦎

GUY: It’s all true, mister. You gotta believe me.
MULDER: I want to believe.

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vivadanang, in D'aww

Romance never sleeps in the big city.

Ineocla, in deal?

Is it just me or is this image fucking terrifying

phorq,

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rustyfish, in Stargate be like
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Shol‘va!

stoy,

Kree!

violetraven, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I would give myself a hug and tell myself it’ll all be ok.

bremen15,

Great approach. Check out ifs

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ifs?

areyouevenreal,

I think they are talking about internal family systems. It’s a type of therapy.

bremen15,

Internal Family System. A therapeutic approach based on system theory approaches child-like inner parts and gives them the affection and love they needed (and still need) when those parts formed.

Resistentialism,

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I am, but it’s a day-by-day affair. I recently found out I have bipolar along with anxiety, but even so, I came out 4 years ago and my life has vastly improved.

Resistentialism,

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Aurenkin,

Sounds like you went through some difficult times. Really glad things worked out ok for you

magnetosphere, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I was curious about this, so I went looking. It isn’t vandalism, and no, you can’t find this on the calzone page, which is what I checked first. It’s on the -ussy page, which is about LGBT slang.

For those of you who are wondering, here’s the citation: 1. Squires, Bethy (January 26, 2022). "We Asked Linguists Why People Are Adding -Ussy to Every Word". Vulture. Retrieved January 13, 2023.

Frozengyro,

Why are weussy adding it? Cause it’s funny AF!

ZILtoid1991,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

I propose a new term, "autussy", which means "autistic pussy".

akariii,

I don’t know why I first thought of autum pussy

ZILtoid1991,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

Lucky for you, the term "autistic girl autumn" does exist.

tryagain,

Autistic queefing

agamemnonymous,
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American Dialect Society’s 2022 Word of the Year

henfredemars,

Thank you for saving me the effort to do which I’m too lazy to do myself.

henfredemars, in not again

It happens to the best of us.

More accurately, it happens to all of us.

Hephoh2,

Well, some of us die intentionally.

WilliamsStark, in Where is Kevin?

I know. And you’ll see, it’s crazy when they get to activate the 8th chevron of the stargate.

zazaserty, in It was all-spooks morning, and all through the house
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Happy Halloween guys

AceQuorthon, in D'aww

That’s just your average NYC resident

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