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MenKlash, in Tengo una duda con esto :/
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Qué bueno, che

Sarcasmo220, in I'd say celebrations are in order

I relate to this all too much

MataVatnik, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better

Evil_Shrubbery,

Imagine the disappointment if you then don’t stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

Shard,

Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

Catsrules,

Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

Resistentialism,

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Murdicide?

user224, in I'd say celebrations are in order
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve been pushing back my rsync backup because I am lazy to connect up the HDD. I might regret it. After all, my last data loss incident happened just 2 weeks ago.

Anyway, I just updated my Manjaro install after over 2 months today 🎉

Ghyste, in The true Personality of Thomas the Tank Engine

This isn’t a meme.

Rentlar,

It’s as much a meme as those news articles talking about how “something appears at the top of their search result” is a news article.

A lazily made one.

Mothra, in Tengo una duda con esto :/
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Bueno y cual es tu duda?

ColeSloth, in no window

Fuck that. I wasn’t sure if all my water jets were working in there so I put my phone in a bag while recording and ran that shit.

sexy_peach,

Damn that’s cool. Did you see anything? Maybe you still have the video? Upload it somewhere, I want to see!!

ColeSloth,

Sorry. It was a few years ago and has been long since deleted. Forgive me.

sexy_peach,

haha don’t worry

habitualTartare,

Technology connections cut a hole in a dishwasher to demonstrate how different detergents work.

qupada,

Heh, came here to post that and you beat me to it by 40 minutes.

Other user's comment up thread about "churning vomit water"... accurate.

ciko22i3,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

you’ll find that fucking video and post it right now

ColeSloth,

My apologies but it was like 3 years ago and has been long since deleted.

MrGerrit, in No doubts

Long before the chickens roam the earth, there were the dinosaurs that laid eggs.

So eggs came before the chicken.

samus12345, in Apes gone
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Why does the chimpanzee have a tail?

dustyData,

Because image generation AI has no concept of reality.

MadSurgeon,

It has a poor concept of reality.

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

Neither do I.

Starshader,

And reality is just a construction of our spirit.

foggy, in No doubts

Two answer.

“Chicken” comes before “or the egg.”

Or

Whatever layed the first chicken egg was not itself a chicken, but a few tweaks of the genome away. I this regard, the real answer is “The egg.”

DragonTypeWyvern,

Definitely the correct answer.

Unless scientists decide chickens are still the same species as their wild counterpart (the red junglefowl), like with dogs and arguably pigs.

Probably won’t bother, honestly.

Thranduil,

The egg since eggs existed long before the first chicken. Since the question does not specify it HAS to be a “chicken egg” just egg

hactar42, in Scary

Y’all are just jealous because we’re not afraid of fractions

cunning_bolt, (edited ) in Nothing to see here...

Well they were conspiracy theorists

Fridgeratr,

They we are conspiracy theorists?

tpihkal,

Precisely as it should be.

257m,

Remove the '. Took me too long to sound that sentence out.

santiagopim, in Scary
@santiagopim@lemmy.nz avatar

Aaaand … DD/MM/YYYY 🫠

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

As much as I vehemently dislike US customary units, MM/DD/YYYY is the USA’s greatest notation crime.

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

YYYY-MM-DD

cyberpunk007,

This, FTW

far_university1990,

this guy iso8601‘s

Knusper,

rfc3339’s

SuckMyWang,

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  • magmaus3,
    @magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

    why

    SuckMyWang,

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  • intrepid,

    Least important it may be. But it is the most significant. This scheme follows the conventional scheme we follow while writing numbers - the most significant digit to the left and significance reducing as we move right.

    The advantage of YYYY-MM-DD becomes when you add time to it in ISO-8601 or RFC 3339 format: YYYY-MM-DDThh:mm:ss. All the digits are uniformly decreasing in significance from left to right.

    This becomes even more apparent if you are trying to sort by time - say, a stack of files, or datetime in a computer. Try doing this with any other scheme.

    mjpc13,
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    YYYY-MM-DD is easier to get sorted since most significant number is on the left.

    RushingSquirrel,

    This one wouldn’t make sense as they say dates as month day, year.
    To me, dates should always be written in international format: YYYY-MM-DD

    happyhippo,

    Depends on context, IMO did/mm/yyyy is the most natural when writing some text, but partial ISO yyyy-mm-dd is ideal for when naming files and directories, makes lexicographical ordering follow chronological order.

    _TheThunderWolf_,

    I personally prefer dd-mm-yyyy because cutting stuff of the end to get dd-mm or dd is better imho. Just an opinion tho, use what you like.

    neumast,

    $ 50

    Do you call this fifty dollars, or dollar fifty?

    Lots of stuff is written differently, than it is spoken. In case of the date it is weird, not to go from biggest to smallest or vice versa. I guess you are used to it now, but for me it would be the same as putting seconds before minutes or inches before feet.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Big-endian vs little-endian all over again

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Tengo una duda con esto :/

    💀

    velox_vulnus, in ACAB includes IDF

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