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bubbalu, in ACAB includes IDF

Out of the voting booth, into the streets! The I"D"F trains our police!

davidheras, in Tengo una duda con esto :/
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UlyssesT, in Scary

Oh! Oh! Try “Paid maternity leave!” porky-scared

CantaloupeAss,

only-throw: “No children! Only fresh laborers!”

Dirk,
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Free education!

Free health care!

IzzyData, in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao
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Were photos really called flashlights in 1920?

HerbalGamer,

TIL?

Tar_alcaran,

Yes. Or rather, it was flashlight photography, as opposed to “old fashioned” photography where you had to hold perfectly still for several seconds. Of course, flash powder existed before, but it was messy, dangerous, flammable and left a layer of white ash everywhere. Most people today would only recognise the pan full of magnesium flash powder from cartoons, but you can probably guess it wasn’t popular at parties or with hobbyists.

In the 1920s, flash bulbs were the awesome new thing, meaning you could take split second photos, and those could be action shots, and not staged and posed portraits. Taking a flashlight was doable quickly and easily, and of course as we all know, most random photos by random people aren’t great.

The name photograph was already used for the old thing, so “flashlight” became the obvious abbreviation.

radioactiveradio, in deal?

Mark is my paralysis demon

m3t00, in Sugar, spice and too little nice
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m&d are dumb. lied about santa claus. why was I born

MyNameIsIgglePiggle, in Scary

What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It’s really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn’t quite right, but you can’t work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.

jubilationtcornpone,

American cars have been using both metric and SAE fasteners since at least the 1980’s. I wish they would just gone all metric so I wouldn’t have to drag out two socket sets anytime I need to do anything.

Polar,

I just hate the fact if 10mm is too big, I can get 9mm, but if 15/16 is too big, fuck me, I guess. Bringing the full toolbox over because what random fucking bullshit number comes before it?

Like I’m here to fix shit, not do math to figure out which socket is one size smaller.

happyhippo,

Have you tried with √0,86?

twei,

I just read that as “socks”, which made the last sentence really weird

Sabata11792, in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao
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Going to be hard to beat fire and pointy sticks for old memes.

Flabbergassed, in Nothing to see here...
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How long before they move on to humans and start the real zombie apocalypse?

rgb3x3, in Scary

Except in drug deals (kg), foot races (5km), and science (°C).

CommanderCloon,

And school supplies (9mm)

tigeruppercut,

Yeah, everyone shits on the US for this but we do science in metric, and also everyone seems to ignore that the UK is all kinds of fucked up as well-- weight in stone, etc. I’d also argue that outside science F is a better scale for talking about weather. Sure 0 makes for a better freezing point, but most temps on inhabited earth are about 0100 F or -2540 C. If you knew nothing about F or C and someone asked if a scale from 0 to 100 or -25 to 40 made more sense, which one do you think most people would pick?

UnrepententProcrastinator,

-25 to 40 is very useful for weather. Especially in a northern country. The only reason they don’t switch is “best country in the world” delusions they’ve been fed to believe is true since birth.

tigeruppercut,

My point was any numbers are useful for weather if you’re used to them, but if you proposed a new scale without any baggage attached to it 0 to 100 makes way more sense than starting at neg something and going to 40 instead of a rounder number like 50 or 100

Balthazar,
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Below 0 means dangerous. That’s something that F doesn’t do clearly.

tigeruppercut,

Below 0 C? Freezing doesn’t mean dangerous (obviously it’s dangerous if you’re homeless or don’t have regular access to heat). I live somewhere now that it hovers around freezing all winter and I literally can’t wear my old thick coats from where I grew up (northern US). I have to wear a fall coat pretty much all winter or I overheat. Below 0 F is a much better indication of dangerous weather than the freezing point.

Balthazar,
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How about just slipperyness? The fact that you can’t farm and thus have no reliable food source? The fact your water souce disappears?

I’ll admit, no method of measurement is perfect as biomes changes too drastically. This doesn’t mean Fahrenheit is better though. It’s not more intuitive, it’s not better at actual measurements, and it’s not as accepted by society ('cause people way smarter than me did find Fahrenheit worse than Celcius (see any above high school science/engineering))

Balthazar,
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To explain the more intuitive, I am literally incapable of using Fahrenheit, and it means fuck all to me. Thus my intuition is incapable of using it, and thus **Fahrenheit isn’t naturally understandable.**Granted, Celcius isn’t either.

wildginger,

if 0-100 isnt intuitive, the scale was never the problem

Umbrias,

The actual reason the us hasn’t switched is the many billions of dollars it would cost for basically no tangible benefit. There are probably better uses of that money if we actually got to spend it on what we wanted, like social programs.

Tixanou, in I'd say celebrations are in order
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procrastination, my beloved

boonhet, in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao

No

culprit,
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C O P E

_cnt0, in I'd say celebrations are in order

If a man says he’s going to do something, he’s going to do it. There’s no reason to remind him every three months.

bjoern_tantau, in Where is Kevin?
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I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it’s too far away to actually eat.

bitwolf,

There’s also the bare pizza box in the stark white comforter. You know that cardboard isn’t going to keep all that pepperoni pizza oil in for very long.

Grayox,
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tilcica,

could’ve gone even worse with the screen. 1:1 and stretch to fit instead of crop to fit xD

HurlingDurling,

That’s without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.

30p87,

Never had this happen, how much oil is on/in your pizzas lol

tocopherol,
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Proper pizza is greasy as fuck, if you haven’t had pizza dripping with grease I am worried for your range of pizza experiences.

30p87,

It depends on the toppings used and how it was prepared.
Frozen pizza reheated will apparently be much more greasy than what I’m used to, either freshly made or self made, the latter containing basically no oil/fat that could be greasy.
Also, you’re probably used to tons of cheese and pepperoni, while I often prefer just a little bit of pepperoni, and much more ham, bacon, jalapenos and just enough cheese to not see everything fully.
And yes, pizza from many restaurants are much more greasy than self made ones, but not greasy enough to actually get through carton designed to isolate and contain anything inside.

tocopherol,
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That’s true, I shouldn’t imply that pizza can’t be great without being so greasy hah, it depends on the style. I usually only have just cheese and sauce, the area I’m at is known for it’s local pizza and it is usually very greasy, probably because they use quite a hefty amount of cheese, but it’s excellent.

azdalen,

🤢

fluxion,

Table/chair slightly blocking screen, and I suspect there is some sort of fuckery going on with how that pizza is cut but I’m can’t tell because my hands are literally shaking at this point

Ranvier,

The size of the pieces is uneven, don’t look!

makyo,

Yeah I knew instantly this was created by an experienced troll

stebo02,
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also this person apparently has 4 feet. how could you miss that?!

RaoulDook,

Space Wizards’ average fan is that kind of mutant

azurekevin, (edited )
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If that’s supposed to be a projected image, then it should be washed out af with the room being so lit up. The darkest colors should only be about as dark as the white wall behind it.

bennieandthez, in deal?
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You also receive some sporadic awkard memes.

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