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son_named_bort, in $1 grilled cheese

To be fair, I’d pay $5 for 5 grilled cheese sandwiches and eat them all in one setting.

exixx, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

There is of course a relevant xkcd page

EpicFailGuy, in Don't be a no-poster
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar
some_guy, in elevator

You could not entice a teenaged me more.

CADmonkey,

Teenager, nothing, Im in my 40’s and I’d turn it off.

Maybe they will learn about what should be paired on what circuit if it gets turned off enough.

InEnduringGrowStrong, in Don't be a no-poster
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Love the meme, love the username.
👍

CowsLookLikeMaps,

<3

Resol, in F#€k $pez
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a reason why my username is the way it is. This is my new home.

Also, f*** Spez.

Macaroni_ninja, in Don't be a no-poster
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Neat

Hovenko, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

MMDDYY is just a mess. Otherwise… US problems, I don’t care…

okr765,

Not to us burgerland citizens! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅💥💥

Hovenko, (edited )
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

The most American statement ever :D

Edit: I am taking it back and admitting defeat. America != US. I am ashamed.

Algaroth,

Massive trucks that increase fatalities. Bald eagles that are endangered because of Americans, and sound like red tailed Hawks for some reason. Fireworks that are more heavily regulated than guns.

I love Americans but your country is run like a ball of yarn in a box of cats.

Cosmonauticus,

Bald eagles aren’t endangered anymore.

Plus being American and having lived abroad every country has their bullshit. You just hear about America’s shit because it has the most popular forms of mass media.

Dumbasses are plentiful everywhere

Algaroth,

I don’t like all Americans and you are the kind I don’t. You’re an idiot. I was going to say imbecile but I doubt you know what that means.

Cosmonauticus,

This will surely keep me up at night.

Didn’t know saying no country is perfect was such a controversial statement

Algaroth,

Getting irrationally defensive over facts is the part no one likes. Large trucks kill people at a higher rate. Fact. Bald eagle is still endangered. Red tailed hawk which is the bird that makes the actual sound, endangered. Many states in the us regulate fireworks harder than guns. Acknowledge your faults.

Cosmonauticus, (edited )
Algaroth,

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  • Cosmonauticus,

    You said BALD EAGLES are endangered. They’re not. They’re not dieing anymore. Their numbers are healthy. Bringing up global warming is YOU not being able to admit you’re wrong. No one denied anything about gun laws or traffic deaths from trucks which is why I said no country is perfect. Which again is a pretty nuanced response

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    Welcome to Lemmy. Enjoy your stay.

    DuskyRo, (edited ) in Don't be a no-poster
    @DuskyRo@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude, you have only 56 posts…

    Start whining when you have over 500.

    Now get back to work, those posts aren’t gonna make themselves

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    56 is actually a decent amount of posts imo…

    DuskyRo,
    @DuskyRo@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah but 69 is better

    CowsLookLikeMaps,

    nice

    can,

    Says Mr. 55 posts lol.

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Dammit now I gotta post something to catch up

    can,

    Well done.

    johnthedoe,

    Gotta keep it 55th St

    Resol, in I wasn't in a hurry anyway
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    Pay an insane amount of money to get it tomorrow, pay nothing to get it the following day

    Yeah, makes sense, Mr Bezos. Not absolutely ridiculous at all.

    Doll_Tow_Jet-ski, in Don't be a no-poster

    I'm just posting for the future generations

    betahack, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

    and you know what, it won’t matter. not one bit. because people are lazy and people don’t care or are indifferent.

    look at reddit. big uproar…for a few days, weeks. now pretty much back to normal.

    even myself, I still go back to certain communities because they don’t exist elsewhere. and like someone else said it’s not just software or platforms, it’s people and countries, etc. etc.

    it’s hard to make changes and have them stick. it’s even harder to convince people to leave the easy and known for the not so easy and unknown.

    and I think we’re going to see lots more…lots, lots more. it will be the new normal.

    HiddenLayer5, (edited )
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    And god forbid you point out the fact that this attitude among consumers is exactly the reason these companies are brazen enough to pull this shit. People don’t want to hear how their attitudes around instant gratification and focus on convenience over absolutely all else just might have consequences.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    I literally debated someone yesterday over whether or not it’s the consumers willingness to buy that created the demand for a product.

    Dude straight up tried to argue that it’s the company’s fault for making a product, as if they wouldn’t do it specifically because they’re going to make money on it.

    This website is full of kids who can’t grasp basic economic principles. If everyone stopped buying, all these businesses would go under. They don’t care about the social media bitching, the only way to get the message across is the only thing they care about.

    Stop giving them your money.

    Omega_Haxors, (edited )

    The problem with that reasoning is that capitalists have a means of generating demand artificially.

    theneverfox,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    On one hand yes, if everyone stopped buying their product then the company would go under. Just like if you just eat less, you’d lose weight

    But these such oversimplifications that they lead to the wrong conclusions. You want to lose weight? Learn about nutrition, avoid triggers, and learn to cook from single ingredients. Raw willpower can work… But it’s basically the worst strategy. Most people can’t do it, and most of them that do regain the weight within 18 months

    You want companies to stop doing consumer hostile things that destroy companies? You need to look at the small number of people making profits on the process of destroying the company

    The problem with economics is that it’s taught like a religion. You get nice, believable mechanisms, but not only are they not tested empirically when they’re adopted, it takes decades of being obviously false for the idea to lose steam.

    Inflation is an example… Wage growth is empirically not tightly coupled to it - we have the numbers, they aren’t ambiguous. But you tell this to people and they’ll scoff, because the commonly used model of economics says so in a neatly packaged narrative.

    Voting with your wallet is the same. Refusing to buy a product does not push a company in a desired direction, they’ll (accurately) see it as a pr and/or marketing problem. It’s cheaper to change the minds of consumers than the build better products, it’s cheaper to lobby governments than to clean up after yourself, and it’s easier, more reliable, and highly profitable to reposition yourself to win big by tanking a company than it is to making it better

    buffaloboobs,

    I fuckin hate how right you are.

    goddammit.

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Regarding your last paragraph: asking for forgiveness is cheaper than asking for permission (when you’re rich)

    theneverfox,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    Oh, I’m not talking about asking for forgiveness… What I’m saying is that you can straight up make enormous profit in tanking a company, and it’s not even illegal. You just have to do it right

    soloner,

    I still left Reddit and unity and haven’t returned. Some people do care. Not everyone is indifferent.

    scrubbles,
    @scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

    Right here with you friend. Fuck reddit, they burned me hard by killing Sync. The most I use it is when I’m googling something I need.

    Restaldt,

    Same

    Reddit is not fun

    HawlSera,

    I was a victim of reddit’s “Randomly permaban everyone” strangely

    Pharmacokinetics,
    @Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

    I went to reddit for Valve memes, but now I decided to make my own community here for it. The only problem is NO ONE ELSE FUCKING POSTS!

    themusicman, (edited )

    What’s the Lemmy community? I’m already subbed to sourcememes.

    Edit: oh yeah that’s just you. Enjoying your content and will try to post occasionally

    chiliedogg,

    Unity was the biggest stumble.

    Publishers hate surprise fees, distribution platforms absolutely won’t pay per download, developers (companies) are stretching budgets as it is, and the individual developers are quick to anger and will hold a grudge for eternity.

    They really gutted themselves.

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    The stupid idea went forward despite warning from people within the fucking company, no less. All because they wanted to get some of Hoyogames (Genshin and Honkai Impact)'s juicy profits

    EvolvedTurtle,

    The only time I use reddit Is when Google is straight up useless and I gotta put reddit at the end of a search

    Klanky, in Don't be a no-poster
    @Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I guess I’m just a boring person, I have nothing really to say or share that is post worthy, but I try to contribute to discussions when I can.

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Some people post, some people engage, some people vote.

    Two out of three ain’t bad.

    can,

    Especially when the vast majority just lurk (and even that still helps).

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Pretty sure reddit had a channel where you could post pictures of your poop. I think you could come up with something.

    CeruleanRuin,

    Not sure that’s a great baseline, really.

    DmMacniel,

    And so you will

    CowsLookLikeMaps,
    Whirling_Ashandarei,

    This is a good meme, particularly because of the correct your/you’re usage.

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I like your name.

    morrowind,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Share things you find interesting, you don’t have to be interesting yourself

    Resol, in I know You!
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve only commented 562 times so far (this is my 563rd), so I don’t think anyone will recognize me just yet, unless you know the exact combination of letters in my username and the profile picture associated with it and make sure that absolutely nobody else uses it.

    If there’s a second “Resol van Lemmy” out there, it’s still me, just from a Mastodon instance.

    RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in $1 grilled cheese

    There would be a line around the block. This is the grilled cheese of everyone’s childhood. Add a sprinkle of salt or use salted butter when cooking on the skillet and I would be in line with everyone else holding a fiver.

    someguy3, (edited )

    Salt? That’s it, your head’s going on the griddle.

    Custoslibera,

    Man, I’m so embarrassed for them.

    RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

    Really? A very light sprinkle of salt when the sandwich is on the buttered griddle is the shit, especially if you’re using a cheese that is lower in salt. Get that nice crust on the bread with a savory pop. Combine that with a tomato soup and it’s the bomb.

    Don’t knock it until you try it.

    Edit: bloody purists. Gonna turn this into a melt/grilled cheese thing aren’t you.

    someguy3,

    (in case you never got it, read the right side of the food truck.)

    RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

    But I didn’t say anything about a tomato!

    (Yeah, I missed it)

    someguy3,

    Tomato soup? Gonna have to flip your head over on the griddle. This is embarrassing for you.

    AgentGrimstone,

    You’re really asking for it, huh.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Use a thin layer of mayonnaise instead of butter before putting it on the pan for a commercial-worthy grilled cheese.

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