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Conyak, in $1 grilled cheese

I realize this is a joke but how could this be profitable? The ingredients alone are more than a dollar.

glitch1985,

Where are you where it would cost more than $1. Buying product in bulk would be very cheap.

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  • Donkter,

    Gas for the generator is where it would kill you. Your best bet is to make all the grilled cheese as fast as possible to save on gas and dispense them throughout the day.

    Tavarin,
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    Labor for a single grilled cheese is super easy. If you’re selling a lot of them this could be decently profitable.

    Conyak, (edited )

    I live on earth. Even if you’re buying bulk, it will still be more than a dollar to make. The bread alone bought in bulk would still be around $0.25 per slice. That’s 50 percent of the cost right there.

    glitch1985,

    I just priced it out from ingredients bought from Sam’s club. 33 cents for two slices of bread, one slice of American cheese, and I added an extra 5 cents for butter substitute.

    32b99410_da5b,

    I think this meme is older than COVID, so it might’ve been slightly profitable back when it was first photoshopped?

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    July 7, 2019 - so yep.

    But still profitable after 4 years.

    Would make more money renting the food truck out as capsule sleeping for 6 people though, these days.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You’re getting ripped off.

    Who’s your bread guy?

    Conyak,

    I would love to see your source. I don’t buy bread in bulk but I have a friend who owns a local restaurant in my town. I know how much he pays for the bread he serves for breakfast and it doesn’t get cheaper than that.

    glitch1985, (edited )

    www.samsclub.com/sams/shop/product.jsp?productId=…|ANDROID|Featured_Products|Sara%20Lee%20Classic%20White%20Bread%20(20oz%2F2pk)

    Conyak,

    I’ll take your word for it. I’m not a member so it doesn’t show me the price. Looking forward to all the profitable $1 grilled cheese trucks coming soon.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You might be right about the profitability of the grilled cheese truck but it’s okay to admit you were wrong on the bread.

    It’s the internet, not one really cares if you are wrong.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I fight seagulls for it.

    Youth these days think you buy everything and don’t understand a little labour goes a long way.

    ShaggySnacks,

    I imagine fighting the seagulls would be like living in a post-apocalyptic future scavenging for food.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    It’s great practice to keep my katana skills sharp.

    AWistfulNihilist,

    www.safeway.com/…/product-details.960013141.html

    This is not the cheapest, you can get better pricing than this with a Costco business account. Your friend is probably not serving the lowest price bulk bread available, they probably have some self respect.

    Conyak,

    Well even with that bread you are still spending about $0.25 per sandwich on bread. I still don’t see how that’s profitable after adding cheese and butter. You could do it by drastically reducing the amount of cheese and butter but is it really a grilled cheese when you put a single shred of cheese on it?

    Donkter,

    Honestly the cheese and butter together will probably cost less that $0.25 bulk cheese is cheap as hell and you’re using almost no butter per sandwich

    brambledog,

    If you buy enough cheese, it’s essentially free on a per serving basis with the expense being the shipping.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    I don’t buy in bulk, and I pay under $2usd for a loaf of basic white bread from any supermarket. After taxes, to be clear.

    If I were to bulk buy / business discount, it would be less.

    Dravin,

    Indeed. I can grab a loaf of cheap white bread from my local grocery store for under $2 which is cut into 22 slices.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Cut those in half again and double your profit!

    brambledog,

    You are getting 22 slices? What brand are you getting? I feel like 16 is the standard but about 50% of the time I’m fairly certain it’s only 15 or 17.

    Dravin,

    Meijer and Walmart store brands of cheap ass white bread are 22 slices, Kroger is 21, and for a name brand example Sunbeam is 22. Nicer bread like Pepperidge Farm or Brownberry/Oroweat tends to be in the range of 16 slices per loaf (baring the thin sliced stuff) though.

    Donkter, (edited )

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10315752?wmlspartner=wlpa&am…

    Here’s bread from Walmart for about $0.06 per slice.

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10452423?athbdg=L1600&fr…

    Here’s cheese for $0.10 per slice

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/132893363?athbdg=L1200

    And butter for about $0.25 per ounce (you might use .5 oz per sandwich.) EDIT: checked my butter in my fridge, you’re probably using 1/4 of an ounce per sandwich if that.

    And none of these are in bulk, you can probably cut the cost in half or less buying even more generic products in bulk.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    25¢ per slice.

    You’re paying ~$5usd for a loaf of basic white bread? Wow.

    strawberrysocial,

    Where I live, it’s currently $4Cdn for a loaf of basic white Wonder bread, it’s $8.50Cdn for a stick of salted butter, and $5.50Cdn for a pack of 22 slices of processed cheese (not the thick slice type). My country is currently going through a bit of a cost of living crisis because shelter, heating, food costs are becoming insane. How much are those things where you live? I think it’s interesting the differences based on where we all are. 1$ for an entire grilled cheese sandwich in Canada would be considered an incredible deal for takeout food pricing.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    (presuming you mean $CAD for Canadian dollars, not cdn)

    $4cad = $2.90usd = 13.2c/slice

    $5.50cad = $4usd = 18.2c/slice

    That’s 44.5c each.

    That’s 125% profit. Given that a common margin aimed for is 100%, this is a good deal with your over priced products. And I don’t believe you can’t get basic white bread for less than $4cad in Canada.

    Also, $1usd is $1.37cad

    Tippon,

    In the UK I can currently buy an 800g loaf of bread for 45p (£0.45), a 500g tub of soft spread butter substitute for 99p (£0.99), and a 200g pack of 10 cheese slices for 65p (£0.65).

    Each sandwich would cost about 12p (£0.12) to make, excluding the energy costs.

    Doubling up on the cheese, or using higher quality cheese would still keep it under 20p per sandwich, and that’s off the shelf costs, no bulk discounts.

    Excuse me while I write up a business plan…

    wizzor,

    Because I have no life, I looked it up.

    Bread in Finland is about 0.1 usd per slice Low quality cheese is about 8 usd / kg, assuming you need about 20g/portion that’s 0.16 usd. Total is about 36c per portion.

    If we assume power consumption of 5kw for the whole operation and power cost of 20c/kWh, that’s 1usd/h

    Assuming sales of 60 units per hour -one per minute, thats 60 usd of revenue per hour and 22.6 usd of non labor cost, it leaves 37.4e for labor, taxes, permits, tools, fuel.

    It’s at least only feasible in high volume locations.

    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    When allocating food cost (in your costs) 36% is around where you want it-30% would be more ideal, but you can get that through sales, bulk discount etc. So, regardless of volume food cost % is basically where it should be.

    Some numbers in spain: slice cheese .19/slice bread .08/ slice (.16) Margarine (because: costs!) .04/10g .39

    To get closer to a feasible food cost you’d have to sell at 1.25

    TedZanzibar,

    I was with you until you suggested it would use 5kWh every hour. That’s an insane amount of power even if they were using an electric griddle, which is unlikely. A small generator would be enough to power the lighting and refrigeration and then the griddle would run on gas, which is way cheaper than electricity (or the petrol for the electric generator).

    I’d imagine energy costs would be a fraction of what you’ve calculated, and would scale up along with any increase in sales volume.

    wizzor,

    Depends on where you are, gas use is very rare here. Anyway the energy cost is a negligible part, you can halve or double it and it won’t change the business case.

    crystal,

    I make 37.4$ per hour? But what if I save on these 1$ per hour electricity costs

    apex32,

    Yes, it’s profitable. They lose money on each sale, but make up for it in volume.

    zalgotext,

    He did the math

    Zink,

    He did the melty math

    interceder270, (edited )

    Umm… what? 2 slices of white bread, 1 slice of American cheese, and some butter is not more than a dollar.

    You must be one of those people who complains about not having enough money when you spend it like an idiot.

    LoamImprovement,

    It doesn’t seem too unreasonable. Based on some quick searches, bulk cheese breaks down to about $.19 a slice, two pieces of bread is about $.10, butter is wobbly here because I don’t know exactly how much they’d be using, but let’s say half an ounce/1 Tbsp is about $.25? Probably not a whole lot of profit after the cart and rent for the space, but you could probably get close to breaking even if you sold enough and/or had a better bulk supplier than what I can see with 5 minutes of research.

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    It’s gonna margarine, not butter. Or some other kind of butter flavored spread.

    If you wanted to get a better estimate, go to McDonald’s, order something and add cheese. Whatever they charge you for the slice of cheese is probably double their cost.

    curiousaur, in Deep

    It’s a lot easier to have the energy if you’ve got it though. It just comes naturally. Being tall helps too.

    pewpew, in Guess I need some hints for good subs.
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    POV: You were using Lemmy in june

    TheCaconym,

    Been on lemmy for three years and I’ve never really lacked for content though.

    CluckN, (edited )

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    Zink, in touch title.txt
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    Why not both?

    SnotFlickerman, (edited ) in touch title.txt
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    Richard Stallman wants you to know: GNU/Linux was always a political statement.

    In other words, you don’t have to choose! They’re basically the same thing!

    mexicancartel,

    Jjoin us now and share the software,

    You’ll be FREEEE, hackers

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    Gork,

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

    Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

    There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

    magmaus3,
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    alpine in the chat:

    MinekPo1,
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    but , but its compiled with GCC the GNU C Compiler , so , um , its still gnu , now pls shut up ,

    SnotFlickerman, (edited )
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    Sorry everybody, I didn’t mean to actually summon the pedantic ghost of Richard Stallman.

    Mummelpuffin, (edited )
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    It’s not even just “political”, it is politics. Deciding to collaboratively make an operating system (infrastructure, practically) which is free for everyone and asking anyone using it to help out is doing politics, at least in a world where people are politically motivated to restrict people’s ability to go and do that somehow.

    Sabata11792, in Employee helplines are only there to stop your employer getting sued
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    I just assumed it's the layoff signup form.

    superduperenigma,

    It’s the employee surveillance line. If they ever need to let you go they’ll just dig around in your file to find a good reason. Never trust someone on your employer’s payroll to be in your corner over theirs.

    lugal, in Guess I need some hints for good subs.

    Filter by “All” or “Local”, not by “Subscribed” and subscribe to those that are good

    Samsy,

    Good advice, but last time I sort by “All new” it gaves me mental illnes.

    PunnyName,

    You can block that here. If you want.

    Gork,

    Tbh doing the same on Reddit does the same thing. Only there’s a ton more of it which somehow makes it worse.

    lugal,

    “All new” is ludicrous. “All Active/Hot” to find communities, once you’re subscribed, “Subscribed New” is fine.

    Imo lemmy’s Active is r*ddit’s Hot and lemmy’s Hot is Rising but that’s just my impression

    stolid_agnostic, in F#€k $pez

    I dunno, do we actually care about people who would leave here and go back to Reddit?

    Thrift3499,

    Eh, not really. As long as there are still people here to talk to I’m good 👍

    InputZero,

    Totally agree, it’s not about the quantity of conversations here. It’s the quality. Here I can engage in an Isreal/Palestine conversation with only a moderate level of outrage in the thread, I wouldn’t even dare read such a thread on Reddit. I don’t want to read all that hate and lust for violence.

    The_Picard_Maneuver, in touch title.txt
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    How bout some Star Trek?

    SnotFlickerman,
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    Samsy,

    Star trek? That story about a Skywalker going into Mordor and got eaten by a Sandworm?

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    sdoorex,
    Grayox, in Don't be a no-poster
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    Fucking right!? Had a bunch of No Post Lemmy users calling my OC meme shit while it is the most upvoted post on lemmy this month. No matter what you post there are gonna be haters.

    AngryCommieKender,

    In my case, people voted, but I get no feedback so I don’t know how to improve.

    Touching_Grass, (edited )

    Haha I went through a phase where I made OG stuff and got shit on for it. I got a new perspective getting shit on by meme/content gatekeepers even though they never made jack shit. Like film critics

    hungryphrog, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

    What about YY/DD/MM?

    Crackhappy,
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh fuck off. ;)

    hungryphrog,

    I’ll fuck of when it’s 2024/22/11.

    Crackhappy, (edited )
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey. If you use your format, then you won’t be able to celebrate the new year on 123123, 233112 just doesn’t have the same ring to it

    rustyricotta,

    If that one doesn’t tickle you, we do have more options to explore like MM/YY/DD or DD/YY/MM

    Hell, we even have options like MDY/MDY

    Sanyanov,

    DD/YY/MM is the devil incarnate

    Grayox, in Don't be a no-poster
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    Mind sharing thay format? 👉👈

    can,

    If you have an editor capable of using this format then you’re definitely able to remove some text from a plain white background.

    CowsLookLikeMaps,
    Grayox,
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    Thank you so much!! And here I think you dropped this: 👑

    Mbourgon, in Don't be a no-poster

    Does commenting count?

    TheGiantKorean,
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    Hell yeah it does.

    samus12345,
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    Although if someone whined about not enough content, they had to comment to do it!

    TheGiantKorean,
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    So they’re unknowingly contributing!

    CowsLookLikeMaps,

    I can co-sign that one!

    jubilationtcornpone, in If I didn't laugh I'd cry

    It’s like all the Bond villains took over the world.

    cows_are_underrated, in Don't be a no-poster

    Cool name BTW.

    Cow gang: Assemble.

    expatriado,

    that’s so cheese

    CowsLookLikeMaps,

    Heck yeah buddy!

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