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JoShmoe, in Hope you all had a good one.

More fun and reward than any dating app

UlyssesT, in Scary

Oh! Oh! Try “Paid maternity leave!” porky-scared

CantaloupeAss,

only-throw: “No children! Only fresh laborers!”

Dirk,
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Free education!

Free health care!

SamXavia, in Back to formula
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Look at little Goblin Jr. Gonna Cry?

craftyindividual, in Just a little of the butterfly effect

Never in the history of buying a sandwich did so much violence occur.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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You’ve never seen a summertime lunch rush at Un Bien

ciko22i3, in If you know you know
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explanation?

velox_vulnus,

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  • HerbalGamer,

    left is beautiful people by Melanie, the other one by Marilyn Manson

    helpImTrappedOnline,

    This VLDL skit explains air quotes perfectly; m.youtube.com/watch?v=4DqoQq1zME8

    flamingo_pinyata, in Just a little of the butterfly effect

    The entire plan would be a comedy of errors if people weren’t killed. Or an action thriller. Or both actually.

    A couple of naive youngsters dreaming of political freedom swayed by a manipulative schemer to kill a guy who wasn’t really responsible for anything.
    Plan failing completely because nobody in the group was even close to competent, until a driver took the wrong turn.

    Fredselfish,
    @Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

    I wrote about it my sci fi fiction novel. It was a whole messy errors that lead to the assassination. I had hell of fun writing how a man going back in an attempt to stop it.

    mindbleach, in no window

    Technology Connections did a video about dishwashers, including one showing the soapy food water sloshing out of it.

    There’s a reason they stay opaque.

    BananaPeal,
    @BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

    jasondj,

    It sucks because a lot of places around me don’t carry powder. I’d much rather be using that than the gel.

    mindbleach,

    Goop in a bottle also works, so long as you get it in both little cups. One is exposed from the get-go and the other gets dumped in later.

    jasondj,

    Like the Gwyneth Paltrow stuff?

    Or the 90s mechanic soap? Does that still exist? I don’t know.

    tocopherol,
    @tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I don’t have a dishwasher and I don’t have time to watch this video about dishwashers right now, but I am really curious, why is the powder better than gel?

    paholg,

    Dishwashers do a pre-wash to get most of the big stuff off, then a main wash to finish up. If you use the capsule-things, there’s only soap for the main wash.

    If your dishwasher has two compartments, then put detergent in both as one is for the pre-wash and one for the main wash.

    If it doesn’t have two compartments, then just put some detergent loose with the dishes for the pre-wash.

    Player2,

    Gel is basically powder with water mixed in, therefore you are basically buying water for them to premix your detergent with at the factory. You end up paying more for a container of detergent that doesn’t last as long, is heavier, and is more expensive. Powder forever!

    BananaPeal,
    @BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

    Jimmycrackcrack,

    me too, but I was disappointed it didn’t really make much difference. Though I did figure out recently I might have just been under-dosing. Really hard to tell on my dishwasher as it provides no instructions on quantities, and the fill lines don’t make and sense because while it has the 2 receptacles for the pre-wash and wash settings, they’re tiny shallow dimples that both reside in the same larger cavity for power but have no dividing wall between them. So if you fill the wash section up to the minimum (which is a surprisingly large amount), it necessarily spills over in to the prewash section. It also has no recommendations for differing levels, despite having minimum and max fill lines, so I don’t know when I would fill to one or the other and then to top it all off, no mention of the concept of filling anything at all in to the pre-wash section, despite having some kind of pre-wash settings and a dedicated spot in to which you’d pour the powder for pre-wash. It also makes no sense for that pre-wash section to be there, because in the video and on older dishwashers, the wash and pre-wash recepticals have their own doors that flip open at different times, hence pre-wash, but on mine, both of the little indentations in to which you could pour powder are in the same cavity with the same door. It’s weird, they clearly didn’t expect anyone in this day and age would still use powder even if it’s theoretically better. I’ve been making up a quantity to put in to the pre-wash, assuming it helps but really no idea.

    BananaPeal,
    @BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

    Harpsist, in Where is Kevin?

    I love that episode of the muppets!

    Flabbergassed, in Where is Kevin?
    @Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

    Why do they have the pizza at their feet? Wtf is wrong with those people?

    suckaduck,
    @suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

    Pizza with loose hairs and dust topping, yum!

    camelbeard,

    It helps the cheese develop more flavor

    nx2, in Just a little of the butterfly effect

    Context?

    Custoslibera,

    He shot Franz Ferdinand and kicked off events leading to WWI

    Flabbergassed, in An oldie but a goodie
    @Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

    People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

    santiagopim, in Scary
    @santiagopim@lemmy.nz avatar

    Aaaand … DD/MM/YYYY 🫠

    MisterFrog,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    As much as I vehemently dislike US customary units, MM/DD/YYYY is the USA’s greatest notation crime.

    magmaus3,
    @magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

    YYYY-MM-DD

    cyberpunk007,

    This, FTW

    far_university1990,

    this guy iso8601‘s

    Knusper,

    rfc3339’s

    SuckMyWang,

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  • magmaus3,
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    why

    SuckMyWang,

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  • intrepid,

    Least important it may be. But it is the most significant. This scheme follows the conventional scheme we follow while writing numbers - the most significant digit to the left and significance reducing as we move right.

    The advantage of YYYY-MM-DD becomes when you add time to it in ISO-8601 or RFC 3339 format: YYYY-MM-DDThh:mm:ss. All the digits are uniformly decreasing in significance from left to right.

    This becomes even more apparent if you are trying to sort by time - say, a stack of files, or datetime in a computer. Try doing this with any other scheme.

    mjpc13,
    @mjpc13@programming.dev avatar

    YYYY-MM-DD is easier to get sorted since most significant number is on the left.

    RushingSquirrel,

    This one wouldn’t make sense as they say dates as month day, year.
    To me, dates should always be written in international format: YYYY-MM-DD

    happyhippo,

    Depends on context, IMO did/mm/yyyy is the most natural when writing some text, but partial ISO yyyy-mm-dd is ideal for when naming files and directories, makes lexicographical ordering follow chronological order.

    _TheThunderWolf_,

    I personally prefer dd-mm-yyyy because cutting stuff of the end to get dd-mm or dd is better imho. Just an opinion tho, use what you like.

    neumast,

    $ 50

    Do you call this fifty dollars, or dollar fifty?

    Lots of stuff is written differently, than it is spoken. In case of the date it is weird, not to go from biggest to smallest or vice versa. I guess you are used to it now, but for me it would be the same as putting seconds before minutes or inches before feet.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Big-endian vs little-endian all over again

    starman2112, in no window
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    >dishes go in dirty

    >dishwasher yells and shakes for a few hours

    >dishes come out clean

    Are you guys really buying this?

    MashedTech,

    It barely shakes compared to the washing machine. I’m not buying. I believe little elves scrub the dishes clean.

    Jimmycrackcrack,

    Now the interesting part of the question. Most of us are probably pretty against the idea of slavery, but if you managed to pull back the curtain and found out it really was poor little enslaved elves in your dishwasher scrubbing all your dishes for you, would you say anything, and go back to scrubbing your dishes yourself and also try and find housing and a support network and medical and psychological services for the now freed elves? Or would you maybe just try to forget what you saw and keep putting your dishes in the magic cleaning box?

    starman2112,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Truly the greatest test of morality in the modern age

    limelight79,

    I just spent a ridiculous number of hours replacing our dishwasher. This is a task that shouldn’t really take more than an hour or two, but there were complications caused by the previous owner of the house…plus I made the mistake of trying to fix our old dishwasher first.

    If there are elves in that thing, I’d like to slap 'em around for putting me through that headache.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Probably the same elves Santa enslaved. That or the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.

    shrugal,

    I’m pretty sure the dishes that go in and the dishes that come out are not the same dishes!

    Gruntyfish, in no window

    Even some fridges have windows now 🤔

    ryannathans,

    I’ll be more impressed when windows have fridges

    p1mrx,

    That’s known as winter.

    LaChaleurDeLaNuit,

    Great now I have to keep my fridge tidy and clean too

    jasondj,

    You don’t have to buy one with a window.

    Hell I saw fridges with Android screens and I’m like hell naw. I did get a smart one so I can get notifications if the kid leaves the door open and so I can track power consumption over time without sticking a kill-a-watt in a really tough spot. But the Android systems they put in fridges feel obsolete on the showroom floor. Absolutely embarrassing, and probably completely useless after about 4 or 5 years when Android stops supporting the SoC and when you stop getting root certificate updates and start getting SSL errors on every page and app.

    Cannacheques,

    It’s the plastic industrial complex / plutocracy I tell ya hahaha

    Valmond, in Obligatory "don't do this"

    It depends on the cheese, lots of cheese have mold on the outside to begin with and some lime Roquefort has it all over it (and is all good and healthy) others shouldn’t have them like many cheap “hard” cheese.

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