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terminhell, in The reason

This is the method I use for password generation. Pure entropy. Probably quantum proof too /s

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Zerush,
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The names of some Icelandic volcanoes also a good base

https://file.coffee/u/Q-R15ZPBd5Tz0VKFE5heG.png

LEDZeppelin, (edited ) in is this breakfast?

Is this just fantasy?

bobbyfiend, in Back to formula

One of my favorite time travel versions in SF is that of Connie Willis: When you try to travel back in time, if you would have changed the timeline by any noticeable amount, you either (a) just don’t go–the machine doesn’t work–or (b) you go, but the timeline adjusts by like dropping you in Siberia 20,000 BCE or the center of the Pacific or something. Either way, the timeline is what it is, and you can go observe, if you’re very careful not to change anything. Your time travel is part of the timeline, and obviously it didn’t change anything significant because here we are…

HurlingDurling, in Obligatory "don't do this"

I like blue cheese, fight me

Omega_Haxors,

😈 Yes! Eat the moldy cheese!

👼 Yes, you may eat that kind.

ikiru, in I'll just keep typing on my keyboard and shitposting memes

Me right now with my Sunday afternoon negroni.

Here’s to us, dog.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m a Manhattan guy, myself.

ikiru,

Black Manhattan is one of my favorites!

You just sub the vermouth for Amaro Averna, I recommend it if you haven’t tried it. I may just make that next in your honor.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Never tried one like that. I do Dubonnet Manhattans, with orange bitters, and drunk cherries if I have them.

Dubonnet is more fruity, less woody/rotten vegetable that vermouth has. Highly recommend

ikiru,

Hmm. Interesting. I never heard of it before so I don’t have any Dubonnet at home but I’ll try it at a bar next time and see how it goes. Thanks!

BossDj, in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

I sometimes think my diet has more play on the problem than sleep times.

Nahdahar,

The consistency of when you eat (or the lack thereof) plays a bigger role in this than the diet itself, although it’s known that heavy meals in the evening can disrupt sleep.

https://www.thensf.org/get-healthy-sleep-by-eating-right-on-schedule/

Colour_me_triggered, in Get the boat

Depends on weather the woman consented to being milked for adult food.

The_Eminent_Bon, in Where is Kevin?

So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?

imgprojts,

That’s just how some people flavor their 🧀 cheese!

Jimmycrackcrack,

doesn’t matter, had pizza.

figaro, in Where is Kevin?

Eat your freakin pizza

IDontHavePantsOn,

Leaving the box open is akin to murder in my home. You want hot fresh pizza? So do I. Don’t leave the box open.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

And we can all at least understand when it doesn’t get closed after someone takes a slice. Maybe the last person thought someone else was going to get a slice? But a box remaining open with zero slices removed… that’s not human.

IDontHavePantsOn,

The next person has to be ready to reach for the slice. I don’t care if someone is intending to get a slice. The slice is being grabbed or the box is closed. It’s like holding the door open. If it shuts before you’re in reaching distance, your timing wasnt correct. It’s never rude to shut the box, it always courtesy. This is serious pizza business, and right now our world runs on pizza time. Guess what? It’s pizza time.

Hellstormy,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

Leaving the box open results in my cat suddenly going faster than the speed of light and stealing as much as he can from the pizza.

Or even if I leave the box closed and unattended for a minute there will be a huge hole gnawed through the cardboard…

MyNameIsIgglePiggle, in Scary

What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It’s really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn’t quite right, but you can’t work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.

jubilationtcornpone,

American cars have been using both metric and SAE fasteners since at least the 1980’s. I wish they would just gone all metric so I wouldn’t have to drag out two socket sets anytime I need to do anything.

Polar,

I just hate the fact if 10mm is too big, I can get 9mm, but if 15/16 is too big, fuck me, I guess. Bringing the full toolbox over because what random fucking bullshit number comes before it?

Like I’m here to fix shit, not do math to figure out which socket is one size smaller.

happyhippo,

Have you tried with √0,86?

twei,

I just read that as “socks”, which made the last sentence really weird

The_Eminent_Bon, in no window

How do you think they come out warm and clean?

Holzkohlen,

My farts are also warm and slightly moist. Coincidence?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Does your ass have windows?

Viking_Hippie,
HunterBidensLapDog, in Scary
@HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub avatar

Tax-funded health care. Making sure crazy people can’t buy machine guns. Voting for reasonable candidates.

twei,

You forgot that only a good guy with a gun-safe filled with AR-15s can stop a bad guy with a glock

The_Eminent_Bon, in Hope you all had a good one.

There’s a lil piggy in all of us

HunterBidensLapDog, in no window
@HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub avatar

Because it’s disgusting. That and because of the Templars.

Viking_Hippie,

Not to mention how disgusting The Templars are…

PatFussy,

Im gonna need an explanation for the templars involvement here

Flabbergassed, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

Do the kids still say "groovy"?

rigatti,
@rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly just “far out”

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