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einfach_orangensaft, in *Angry hissing*

saved that one

Track_Shovel,
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AnotherOne,
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underKap,

yep, you never carry enough memes on the pockets, can be a life and death situation

SuckMyWang,

Me too. Definitely going to look at it later

Dekthro, in Where is Kevin?

I love this

UlyssesT, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

I’ve taught long enough to see slang come and go almost on a yearly basis.

Some of it comes back, some of it gets remixed. If it isn’t hate speech, it’s fine. blob-sleep

imgprojts, in no window

We also cannot see through the toilet 🚽 or the drain pipes. Why?

AliOski,

💀💀💀

remotelove, in Medieval Docs had it pretty good
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The doc in the picture is wearing a mask that was supposed to prevent the plague. If the person didn’t die from the treatments they had back then the plague will kill them anyway.

No reason to burn someone if you can legitimately bleed them out first.

Designate6361, in Slightly skanky

Just the tip

errer, in Scary

America is totally used to the KKK

HubertManne, in Hope you all had a good one.
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oh man that is my perfect weekend. this last one unfortunately was not like that.

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

no chocolate chip cookie?

HubertManne,
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not even enough blanket time. curiously though I had a sorta of choclate chip cookie thing just after doing that reply last night.

StalksEveryone,
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that’s racist and I’m telling every media outlet

tiredofsametab, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

I remember "my bad" annoyed me far more than it should have. Same with the use of 'a minute' to mean a long period of time (e.g. "I haven't seen xxxx in a minute!"). Then again, I had a stepfather who would stop me mid-sentence to berate and correct my grammar so that may have had something to do with it.

banneryear1868, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

I always like the new slang I dunno why it offends people they’re just fun words who cares

garbagebagel,

I find it really fascinating too. I really like when old words make a comeback.

rjs001, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
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You clearly care enough to make a meme with white on white text

jivemasta, in no window

Work at a dishwasher factory. We used to make a model with windows, they were really expensive parts, which meant that they were really expensive dishwashers for a feature that really isn’t useful.

It makes sense in a microwave or oven because you can check in and make sure it’s all good, or pull it out if it’s done. You can’t do that with a dishwasher, it just runs it’s course.

Plus all you could see in the thing was splashing soap water.

Jimmycrackcrack,

This has me thinking, could I have a cheaper microwave with no window? I mean i guess the window has saved me a few times because of stuff getting over-nuked but I never even considered the idea of not having one.

nrezcm,

One has to keep radio frequencies from leaking the other has to keep water from leaking. One of the two are much harder to do.

kamen,

Just curious, what’s the reason for these parts to be expensive? Is it that they have to be properly sealed (unlike an oven)?

56_,
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washing machines tho

tocopherol,
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I saw this post and was all “yeah, where the hell is the dish window!” But then reading your comment, all these points are pretty obvious and make total sense ahah.

bitsplease,

Also, it wouldn’t really look nice - a typical stainless steel dishwasher looks clean - a microwave and oven (hopefully) look clean and tidy through the window. But a windowed dishwasher? Half full of dirty dishes for most of the day, and even when the dishes are clean they won’t look neater than a plain stainless steel finish (or whatever finish you prefer)

radioactiveradio,

Don’t lie, I know there’s a man in there licking the dishes y’all tryna hide.

LillyPip,

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

radioactiveradio,

In the wall hole that suspiciously looks like a doorway.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s where the mouse lives. And it sleeps in a bed made out of a matchbox.

x4740N, in Back to formula
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Or you just end up creating an alternate timeline

Luft, in Slightly skanky

You may wonder, how can something be lightly fucked, but how can something be extra Virgin??

interolivary,
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As a programmer and Linux user, I have some ideas as to what an extra virgin is

Luft,

You may need some healing ointment for that incredible self burn, might i suggest semi fucked olive oil?

It will help in two ways

BuboScandiacus,
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A Windows user ?

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Ah, I see you’re extra virgin as well

craftyindividual,
spauldo,

Sometimes I tell myself, “this is not my beautiful stapler!”

Bizarroland,
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And have you ever seen regular virgin olive oil?

I think some of these olives might be sluts and just lying about it like a nun in a mixed gender priory.

lowleveldata, in Slightly skanky

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