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tigerhawkvok, in Relatable!

Sleep as Android!

You can make it device administrator and additionally add a max snooze count and a dismissal CAPTCHA. When I REALLY have to get up no matter what, I need to go physically touch my phone to an NFC tag in the living room. Can’t even turn the phone off because it blocks that when ringing when given admin access.

Pazuzu,

AMdroid is similar, bunch of different task and puzzle options you can set for your future self to solve before you can turn the alarm off. I usually do math problems, just difficult enough that I need to be at least 90% conscious to actually solve them.

come morning time I hate the app with a passion, but it’s just the kick in the ass I need sometimes

kambusha,

I use the sheeps. Pretty damn good at spotting awake sheeps now.

BugFinder,

I accidentally set it to extreme hard difficulty once (250 sheeps). It was a horrible morning that day

Kusimulkku,

What if you set an alarm accidentally and you’re away from home?

BugFinder,

It’s location based. It gives you an option to turn off if you are not in you home location. Unless you explicitly disable that clause.

Kusimulkku,

Ah, I was wondering if you’re totally fucked by accidentally setting it

BugFinder,

Yup! There are levels of fucked up. At the basic level, if it’s accidentally set to override location check, there are easy solutions like force closing the app, uninstalling the app, turning off the phone.

Mind you, the app knows you force closed it. So it will let you know next time if you want to go to next level of strictness.

At the highest level of fuck up, you can provide admin access so that switching apps and physical buttons are all disabled. So you best bet would be to let the battery drain out and somehow muffle the speakers.

There is also another “fun” captcha. You pledge a small amount of money. If you don’t wake up, the money gets donated to fund sleep-related research.

starman2112, in It's so annoying
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Been doing it for the last six years

Son_of_dad, in Sure it is

I mean the bottom two are on the same side now. Russians bought the GOP and their voters

uis,
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I bought the GOP? I’ll sell it for arresting or killing Putin.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

You say that like Russia is still the ussr?

Rinox,

They wish

drathvedro,

No we don’t

ssboomman,

Bruh the ussr is not the same thing as russia.

pigup, in I'm into resting

dad

TheCheddarCheese,
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  • irmoz,

    …Maternal?

    TheCheddarCheese,
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    whoopsie

    KSPAtlas,
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    *paternal

    pomodoro_longbreak, in Later me will manage
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m closing this tab now. If you see me back on here in the next few hours, you have my permission to tell me to fuck off.

    Sibbo, in this might be my last day before we all get sick of them.

    OSHA: now all the traders need to wear helmets due to the risk of falling objects.

    GreyEyedGhost,

    I think by the time they become traders the damage has already been done.

    hunter2, in Funtastic 😅

    I once tried wsl on my work machine instead of having to deal with cygwin or msys2. Unfortunately the virus scanner didn’t like that a whole lot and my account was locked. Man do I love enterprise problems on top of normal problems.

    bleistift2,

    That must have been an incredibly shitty virus scanner if it complains about Windows features.

    520,

    Enterprise security software tends to err much more on the side of caution.

    There are plenty of Windows features who's usage will flag because they are also favourite tactics by actual threats, such as Powershell one liners. Bonus if it's in Base64.

    Zeth0s,

    Powershell one liners are uglier than the worst winner of Obfuscated Perl Contest. Super cringe…

    520,

    That I would agree... But they're excellent for getting fileless reverse shell on a victim's machine

    EatYouWell,

    Probably McAfee or Norton, which are pretty much viruses themselves.

    netchami,

    Windows is the real virus.

    hunter2,

    Agreed. It was Sophos.

    candyman337,

    My company’s shut off my Internet for using visual studio. Sometimes they’re just too aggressive

    bleistift2,

    If you need visual studio for work, you’ll also need the internet. So you’re chilling out the rest of the day? Congrats.

    candyman337,

    Lmao no I had to use my phone to reach out to the helpdesk

    agressivelyPassive,

    The VPN client I’m using doesn’t play properly with wsl, so I can often randomly not use internal services, because there’s no route available. Unfortunately, that includes our k8s cluster, so I have to use a different kubectl outside of wsl to work with it. Awesome.

    candyman337,

    I feel like your company could get you another vpn right? Like that seems really annoying to have to deal with

    agressivelyPassive,

    Sure, they could. But they won’t. Simply because those who could enact the changes are working from the offices, and those don’t have these problems.

    candyman337,

    That’s a real bummer, always sucks when higher ups just don’t get why something is a problem

    WraithGear, in prepare for the spook
    @WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

    They say as they put up their Christmas lights.

    uis, in Sure it is
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    The bottom two are red belts of their countries. In Russia of 90ies red belt meant pro-communist southern regions.

    CancerMancer, in Funtastic 😅

    My director got knocked off in the middle of a call where we were trying to establish requirements with a specialist due to a Windows update. I would have laughed if these guys weren’t worth so much.

    MaxHardwood,

    Should have laughed if this was a corporate device. They ignored the continuous popups for too long and was forced into compliance at an inconvenient time because they couldn’t be bothered to reboot at the end of the day for likely 2 weeks.

    CancerMancer,

    Our corporate devices are set to update and reboot automatically. This is set to happen in the evenings and usually works, but sometimes does not. I leave my device online and powered on 24/7 and still get caught by midday updates that were scheduled for 2am.

    rotopenguin, (edited ) in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

    Hashtag that’s just normal first love

    30p87,

    When does the second love come then? 2123?

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    And second love. Also third and fourth loves. Eerily similar to loves 5-7, too. Don't forget number eight...

    rotopenguin,
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar
    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    They're called "imaginary numbers" for a reason.

    ILikeBoobies, in Paradox how could you

    Steam reviews are worthless, it’d be better if they didn’t have it

    Teritz,

    They are suprisingly one of the most accurate reviews i saw rarely it is a Review Bomb like OW2.

    ILikeBoobies,

    Cookie Clicker has a better rating than FTL

    itslilith,
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    I use them more as a general trend, a 90 vs a 95 isn’t really saying anything, but a 60 vs a 90 usually has good reasons

    kamen, (edited ) in Paradox how could you

    Do yourself a favour and be a patient gamer.

    Edit: It would also do a favour to the industry if you think of it.

    TheBlue22,

    Absolutely

    plantedworld, in Sure it is

    To left is the neutral planet from Futurama

    JustZ, in Paradox how could you

    Runs fine for me. Reduced some settings. It’s a game built for the best right now, and for the future. Lot of potential.

    ArmokGoB,

    Almost every game has potential.

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