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MystikIncarnate, (edited ) in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Cornerstones of the internet:

  • social media
  • content sharing (video, audio media)
  • e-mail
  • websites

Internet resources ruined by ads/corporate greed:

  • social media (full of ads, borderline unusable without ad block)
  • content sharing (account sharing blocks (Netflix) war on adblockers (YouTube) etc)
  • e-mail (spam)
  • websites (ads, borderline unusable without adblockers, refuses to load with adblockers)

gg everyone. Time to reinvent everything.

Valmond,

I’m not internet god, but I have a possible first step forward with a protocol and working implementation ;

Decentralized websites, encrypted and takedown safe. Free, FOSS and based on reciprocal sharing. Nothing very complicated, you need to forward a port and run a program.

I’m just a geek though, not a manager or marketing person so I’d love some people checking it out.

Valmond

Kase,

So true. I’d like to add that also because of ads, social media and other websites are full of nonsense clickbait content, and every part of the user experience is designed to keep you scrolling through said content. Even with an adblocker, it’s like wading through a swamp to find anything actually worth looking for. (Of course, there are still websites with no ads, and even the ones with ads aren’t always horrible. But generally, shit sucks.)

MystikIncarnate,

I believe you’re referring to “the algorithm”. Which is usually just code for “a bunch of people that view and engage with the content you have viewed/engaged with also viewed/engaged with this”

I understand what they’re doing and I understand why, but sometimes, I just want a reverse chronological feed of my friends activities, so I can keep up to date with their most recent life events.

TWeaK, in You liar!

My washing machine over-estimates at first, it drops nearly an hour after it gets going. However, it will underestimate later on.

Also, it does this thing where it beeps that it’s starting, doesn’t do anything, then unlocks the door for a few seconds, then locks it again and actually starts. That’s been a life saver for catching that one sock that got left behind and didn’t make it into the drum.

MNByChoice,

Exactly. It is critical to learn what the machine means when not under time pressure.

XeroxCool, in You liar!

I much prefer an estimating timer that reliably dries all the clothes rather than a reliable timer that estimates the clothes are dry.

HonoraryMancunian,

Our washer does this too though

XeroxCool,

It might weigh it before washing, then keep doing the spin cycle until the weight gets close enough to the starting weight

HonoraryMancunian,

Good shout. Most of the cycles do their best to get rid of excess moisture

Zugyuk, in Mmmm bezos

I have heard that he prefers to be called Papa Bussy by his close friends.

RIP_Cheems, in Mmmm bezos
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck the police? Eat the rich? No. Eat the fucking police???

TheWizardOfLimes, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
CallumWells,

As far as I know the OED is a very specific dictionary that’s way beyond what most people need and mostly for people dealing with language in their work. www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com would be the more personal variant from what I’ve heard.

MonkeMischief,

Hahaha good edit. Could you imagine?!

(Checks for myself)

…Oh…

It’s sensible that maintaining a current up to date dictionary is worthy of compensation, but I think the tragedy is that such endeavors as “maintaining current information on human language” aren’t just publicly funded, so here they are panhandling for “Dictionary plus” lol.

CoggyMcFee,

The OED has been like this for at least 15 years (possibly longer but that’s when I first encountered it). So I wouldn’t consider this an appropriate example of the enshittification that’s been taking place of late.

TheWizardOfLimes,

Ooh I didn’t realize that, I was just Googling -oidal & this was the first result

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I believe it has charged a fee from the day they first offered the dictionary for online use.

rabiddolphin,
@rabiddolphin@lemmy.world avatar

thefreedictionary.com

danielf,

I’m surprised people still use commercial dictionaries when Wiktionary exists. Is there a reason more people don’t use it?

Kase,

Fwiw, this is the first time I’ve heard of Wiktionary

danielf,

Okay, that’s probably the reason then.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The OED goes very in-depth into etymology in the way other English dictionaries do not. It’s the size of an encyclopedia. This is the print version of the second edition, which has been supplemented several times since:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e7fc0cc1-f0a8-44bb-9e29-9fec2f0d8d61.png

PapaStevesy, in You liar!

Those aren’t minutes, they’re drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

anubis119,

Now I’m confused, how many drying time units are in a galactic standard week?

Custoslibera,

I can understand the confusion, drying time units is actually a measure of distance not speed.

PapaStevesy,

Depends how wet the week is.

TheGrandNagus,

A washer or dryer is never late. Nor it it early. It finishes precisely when it means to.

DaddleDew, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

And whenever you want to search for information about something the result page gets flooded with AI generated garbage pages with misleading titles and that provide bullshit information.

MonkeMischief, (edited )

Top result Top ten results are always things like:

"You are right to question these days indeed, ‘why is the Internet enshittified and Ai is stupid’? Certainly, the world would like to know and you are not alone in wondering why is the internet enshittifed and Ai is stupid.

Today we will be looking at 17 ways the enshittified why is Ai stupid and internet.

[Table of contents (?!?!!)]

  1. What is an internet? "
FlyingSquid, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it’s time we all go back to living like it’s the 80s. Watch OTA broadcast TV and read more books and call people on the phone instead of text them. And use computers to do taxes and word process and play simple games.

lolcatnip,

Have you seen broadcast TV? It was enshittified before the web even existed.

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Did you not like 8 minutes of ads in a 30 minute block of TV? What are you? A communist? /s

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but at least it’s honest about it and you don’t have to pay a fee to watch it.

tory, (edited ) in Yes

Decommodifing housing is how you get your family forcefully relocated into a Khrushchevka. I’d be down for limiting ownership to like 2-3 properties, though.

haui_lemmy,

Easy:

  • you have to live in the building you own
  • only humans can own residential buildings

Done. Any further questions?

altima_neo, in You liar!
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

That’s a fancy dryer.

Mines purely mechanical. Old school timer runs the dryer

chris,
@chris@l.roofo.cc avatar

This one might save power because it will only dry as long as it needs to.

WarmSoda,

Opening the door and checking will also make sure it only dries as long as it needs to.

eskimofry,

Not really. You lose all the hot air every time you open it up and then it has to use juice to heat up again.

WarmSoda,

Right. Right. So let’s make it run even longer than it needs to. That’s a great solution.

eskimofry,

It’s certainly more simpler than your dumbass idea that will get the company sued when some shmuck decides to fondle the vent or some bs.

WarmSoda, (edited )

I’m sorry popping open a door for one second is too much for you. You might not be clever enough for a clothes dryer.

And that’s ok. Not everyone has to be good at the very basics. Luckily there’s plenty of companies willing to sell you over priced over engineered crap.

expatriado,

you guys are going in circles with this heated debate

WarmSoda, (edited )

Cycles*

(I don’t have any puns better than yours, unfortunately)

expatriado,

if there was a way to know when to stop…

WarmSoda,

Yup. Old school timer.

eskimofry,

Man i envy your bubble. You haven’t met some truly dumb people.

WarmSoda, (edited )

It’s a clothes dryer.

Edit. I can only assume people downvoting have a difficult time understanding washer and dryers.

So yeah, I guess you’re right.

hemko,

Mate, most people are not interested of following laundry machine spin for 4 hours. Normal people put clothes in, go do something and get the clothes out when they hear a peep. Or 10 hours later whatever.

WarmSoda,

Four hours? Wat

hemko,

My washing machine with drying program takes about 4 hours in Eco mode. But the exact time is irrelevant

WarmSoda, (edited )

That’s crazy.

My washer and dryer combined is at most 3 hours IF it’s heavy. But that’s rare. It takes maybe an hour to two hours for a regular full load.

What is your one machine doing for four hours?

hemko,

Idk it spins, wets, soaps and dries in some kind of order. Laundry machine stuff

pinkdrunkenelephants, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

And you know what would fix it? Building your own website that doesn’t do those things and making the people around you engage with it instead of you capitulating to them, but why put effort into anything when you can sit around and complain about it and do nothing about it?

kzhe,

…YouTube makes a loss. Huge one. with all these irritating practices. Google can foot that bill. Can OP seriously foot this one?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Do you think it’s expensive to host your own personal website with your own content on it or are you just that damn stupid?

kzhe,

Yes. When the site’s a YouTube competitor, yes.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Then you clearly are that damn stupid because that’s not what a personal website is.

🤦🤦🤦

db2, in You liar!

Time to clean your dryer venting.

lemming741,

I’ve never seen a heat pump dryer with an accurate countdown.

db2,

Had me in the first half… they’re up there with drawer style microwaves.

sploosh,

And camera lens.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

and the microphone.

just in case they couldn’t spy correctly anymore.

atx_aquarian, in You liar!
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

The developers just put their own logic into its estimation software.

DickFiasco, in You liar!

One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer’s bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.

camelbeard,

Yeah I should have known, started the thing at 12:26 (actually know this because I called my wife to check if we had 3 hours and 38 minutes before we needed to go), its 17:18 and I just got the door open…

Magrath,

It took almost 5 hours to the dry the clothes?

camelbeard,

It’s a washer and dryer, so it did both

Bathtubwalrus,

We had one of these combos at an Airbnb I stayed at in Iceland. I’d never seen or used one before and I was flabbergasted to see it took like 4-5 hours to wash and dry the tiniest load of laundry! Not gonna take my big ass washer and dryer for granted anymore haha.

hemko,

I wish we had the space to have separate machines for washing and drying, it’s a lot better unless if you’re a single guy with minimal amount of clothes to wash.

Even with wife and a toddler it does fine, but you just need to be strategic on what you wash and when

sbexpert,

If you haven’t already, clean the dryer vent thoroughly, including the whole exhaust vent leading outside. This should be done at least once a year. Once the vent is clear it should speed up drying, if not it might be the dryer itself and the manual might have solutions.

Here are some guides: familyhandyman.com/…/how-to-clean-a-dryer-vent/home.howstuffworks.com/…/dryer-vent-cleaning.htm

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