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iAvicenna, (edited ) in It's my first day, how bad can it be?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

This guy is going to completely ace his next job interview.

“Tell us about the last time you had to solve a difficult problem”

“Yea got a funny story about that…”

rockSlayer, in Spread Kindness ❤️

Good thing indexes start at 0

irmoz,

Why’s that? The first element is still 0.

dukk,

I guess he’s interpreting it as “oneth”, in which are “You” would be the first element.

I like that, so I’ll believe it.

Lunachocken,

The programmers have invaded the memes… Before long there’ll things bugging them in the memes.

demosthememes, (edited )

It bugs me that I need another me to make a meme.


<span style="color:#323232;">i = "me"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print(i + i)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">meme
</span>
illectrility,

They do but the first element is still “me”, it just has the index 0.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It’s always weird to talk about indexes. Is the “first” element the one with index 0, or with index 1? You can make a good case for both.

Katana314, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

This is another occasion where I really hope the lesson isn’t “Female leads don’t sell”. Probably an obvious observation, but Captain Marvel always struck me as a boring, flawless, invincible hero without much personality.

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

this is so interesting, we were just talking marvel today with my best friend and she pointed out captain marvel as one of her favorite mcu characters. and it’s specifically because she’s a strong female character who’s allowed to be strong without being hyper-competent or incredibly cerebral or anything like that. she’s just a woman who stands up for things and punches shit occasionally and is allowed to win through sheer brute force.

and yes, she’s way too powerful in many of the same way as superman, which is a narrative defect, but i find it extremely hypocritical how much more scrutiny people point toward captain marvel on that, while superman continues to be one of dc’s most popular heroes, despite marvel using her better than dc uses superman.

Katana314,

It’s new to me that Superman evades that criticism. There’s a reason Batman gets so much more media than him lately, in large part because of the “What if Batman is actually bad for Gotham” philosophical junk.

Even the Zack Snyder films, for all their flaws, examine the two-toned mistakes of the hero more than the power, eg “Maybe a god X-raying us at every occasion and destroying buildings to fight his rival is perhaps too oppressive” versus “Maybe he should’ve used his X-ray vision to see the bomb in that guy’s wheelchair before he set it off.”

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

he doesn’t evade that criticism, but there aren’t constant “scandals” around him regarding that. half the time you hear about captain marvel, it’s someone criticizing her for being too powerful (sometimes with accusations of “wokeism” thrown in, but not always). nearly all the time you hear about superman, he’s just there, it’s a regular positive-ish portrayal you’d normally see around any character, with a bit of critique thrown in of course. that’s the difference in scrutiny i’m talking about, the internet doesn’t tend to blow up every time they make a superman movie the same way it blew up for captain marvel because god forbid we see a woman in the same position as supes.

(also, i suppose many of her critics were the same people who criticize stuff like female thor or black captain america by saying go make original heroes – this is the treatment you get when you comply. underprivileged groups always get higher scrutiny, and it easily propagates to otherwise well-meaning people too.)

DadVolante, (edited )
@DadVolante@sh.itjust.works avatar

Superman is a morality play. His powers have been secondary since the 80s.

He’s Clark before he’s Superman. And Clark is one hell of a good dude who’s been fleshed out incredibly well.

Most people who don’t like Superman don’t know who Clark Kent is, and by that I mean they don’t really read much Superman comics.

Not saying this is you, just commenting on the general stigma Clark seems to catch. Dude isn’t even the most powerful being on Earth by a long shot.

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

yeah, an important clarification on that is i base my superhero stuff entirely on movies. i made a genuine effort to get into the comics but i just couldn’t – it might just be my luck but i’ve literally only read either canon or good stories from marvel and dc, nothing i tried managed to hit both. but for what it’s worth, i presume the majority of people are the same way, comics just don’t have the same degree of mainstream cultural penetration that movies enjoy.

i do agree with you though, clark is far more interesting than superman. i used to be an ardent superman hater specifically because the movie portrayals sucked and most online fans i interacted with were like “my fictional character could totally beat your fictional character” but i do really enjoy very human stories about the dude. and hell, sometimes his powered stuff can also be kinda cool – but the same applies to captain marvel as well and that’s usually the part that people don’t like to accept.

DadVolante,
@DadVolante@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep! I’m not a big fan of any of the modern Superman films, I think there’s way too much punching and not enough super-human feats. And by that I mean rescuing people, or performing “miracles” that only he can in order to help the greater good.

Clark will let a monster punch him in the face dozens of times if he thinks he can save both the people and the creature’s life. That’s what creates dilemmas for me when I enjoy a decent Superman story, an ethical dilemma that can’t be solved by hitting something as hard as possible.

The cool thing about Superman isn’t that he has these fantastic powers, but that the person who wields them will always try to do the right thing, because they know nobody else can.

The original Superman movie nailed that aspect. Clark was confident and maybe even a little cocky because of his abilities… but when his father suffered a heart attack, all the super strength in the universe couldn’t save him.

You are 100% correct in that a lot of superhero discourse online seems to aaaaaaaalways come down to “who would win in a fight”, which has always baffled me, because comic books are LOADED with ethical and moral plays which are suppose to make us question whether violence is even a good answer for anything in the first place.

It’s about using your own strengths to help facilitate the weakness of those who can’t help themselves.

At least to me.

HenchmanNumber3,

The Superman problem. Main sources of conflict tend to involve depowering, fighting another godlike, or threatening people they care about. Over and over again.

PopOfAfrica, (edited )

The problem is that even Superman deconstructions get shat on. Snyder tried to do something different but everyone wanted a hokey silver age comic supes

ReCursing,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

Snyder's films were crap tho, and he didn't understand the characters - you can't deconstruct Superman and Batman if you don't understand Superman and Batman. Plus the lighting and pacing were awful. That's why they got shat on

Katana314,

Actually makes me appreciate so much more that one set of writers managed to make a semi-compelling show that focuses on Lois, including her personal growth, all while discovering that her plucky goodboy intern is in fact the man of steel. (Referring to My Adventures with Superman in case it’s not obvious)

One of the things a reviewer highlighted as very important to that show was that it didn’t praise Lois’ rebelliousness and spunk as having no consequences. I basically just didn’t see any of that journey in the first Captain Marvel movie.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in New price hike HuDis

New streaming service, hudis?

NocturnalMorning,

I’m not going to buy a steaming service that doesn’t even know who I am.

Gradually_Adjusting, in apple users in a nutshell
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what it’s like to still feel like this is relevant

Dude’s got jokes from before the twin towers fell

LucidLethargy, (edited )

You may not realize it, but unless we’re talking processors Apple almost always puts old tech in their devices.

Their laptops still sell with 8gb of slow RAM, and tiny hard drives. This is an upsell tactic so you pay them extortionate amounts for cheap upgrades. Then their computers… Oh man, just don’t. They sell a stand that’s $1,000, do we even need to go into the rest?

Even their phones STILL lack the latest features of their competitors. Though most competitors have vastly given up dramatic innovations. Check out the cameras, the screen refresh rates, the RAM, the screen brightness, and side-by-side user comparison testing of their poorly performing GPU’s.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not a Mac stan by any measure. It just feels like a tired bit. How are people still laughing about this?

LucidLethargy,

I’m not laughing… I find the whole thing kind of depressing. Real talk, though… I’m just as pissed off at Google and many other huge companies.

I’m tired of huge companies exploiting the ignorance of average folks and damaging the progression of consumer technology. We deserve better than this.

If Apple sold their products for a pittence, I’d be their absolute biggest fan. They not only push aggressively overpriced tech, but they convince impressionable people to buy into their “ecosystem”.

What the heck is that, even? What is their “ecosystem”? Macs, iPads and iphones all work with windows and Linux. Heck, Mac IS Linux at a core level. I’ll tell you what it is… George Carlin give me strength, because “it’s all bullshit, and it’s BAD for you.”

Bene7rddso,

Mac is not Linux. They’re similar, but not the same

LucidLethargy,

I never claimed Linux and Mac were exactly the same. They are both kernals of UNIX. Though they differ, they use the same “core”.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Imagine still arguing PC vs Mac in 2023.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

It certainly was a gish gallop of pure nonsense. Made me nostalgic for PCMR a decade ago.

JayJay, in Enjoy your Call of Duty

Meanwhile, I’m playing an indie game that’s less than a gig and enjoying it. But I’m not much for fps games.

MonkderZweite, (edited )

Planet crafter needs, with one big map, 3GB disk space and loads from menu in 1 second. Just for comparison.

words_number, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

Actually NFTs aren’t even pictures xD

wetnoodle,
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Imagine buying a hyperlink 😭

rmuk,

Nope! Not even that. Just an agreement between the scam arti- sorry, seller and the dumbfuc- sorry, buyer, that the rights to something have changed hands. Nothing more, nothing less.

Honytawk,

Hey, domain names are a thing you know

AVincentInSpace,

Hey at least then you own a domain name and all of its subdomains and can make them point whatever you want and host whatever you want out of them. When you buy an NFT you own one URL on an image hosting site, whose content you don’t even control.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You rent domain names. Stop paying the fee and you don’t get to use them anymore.

AVincentInSpace,

fair enough, but $12/yr for something I can do whatever I want with vs several grand once for an immutable monkey JPEG that i cannot do anything with except sell to someone else…

Rustmilian,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

That’s more of an address book provided by DNS.

Exusia, (edited ) in Its like Mr bones wild ride
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Things to know you’re 30

“I wish the odd white one just went with the grain” (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)

“Ah, that’s gonna be my bad knee”

“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”

“Dental repairs cost how much?” and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby

Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.

“There was a pop but I don’t know where.”

“Oh my god I’m turning into my parents”

virku,

That sudden silence followed by a minutes tinnitus every couple of months is the weirdest thing.

Lawdoggo,

Wtf, I thought that was just me. Although it happens less ever since I lost some weight, so my guess is it’s BP related.

Zellith,

I had sudden tinnitus start in my left ear pulsing a high pitch with my heartbeat. Then slowly a crackling started in my right with its volume based on what I'm hearing. Now Im bombarded with noise every moment of every day. Docs have basically said "welp this is your life now". The Antidepressants arent cheap either!

virku,

That sounds horrible!

Alteon,

Have you found anything that helps yet? Brown noise? This is also supposed to help: trudenta.com/this-simple-trick-may-help-with-tinn…

Denvil,

I’ve had tinnitus since I was born, that trick does help, but only for a couple minutes. I just live with at this point, I’ve never had true silence so idk what I’m even missing

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Big Pharma antidepressants ain’t cheap, grow a little 🍄 yourself

MrsDoyle,

Two things helped me: learning not to listen to the “noise” (it’s not truly noise, it’s a kind of nerve damage), and hearing aids. When I first put the aids in the tinnitus vanished. The downside is that all the work I’d put in to not listening was overturned, because I “heard” the sounds again when I took the aids out. Still nice to have that respite though.

Training yourself to not listen to the racket isn’t easy, but it is so worthwhile. Turn your attention away to something else - a smell, a photograph, your pet, anything. Focus away. Just thinking about tinnitus is making it “audible” to me, lol! It’s not real sounds, it’s your poor abused nerve endings firing off random signals. White noise works for a lot of people, but it never has for me.

Visit tinnitus.org for more info. There’s a download section where you can get a pdf of a scientific paper describing the method.

NocturnalMorning,

I have tinnitus all the time thanks to earbuds. Nobody ever told me it could damage my hearing.

ma11en,

It’s usually on the packaging.

It was in the 90s and early 2000s when I sold photo/video kit.

NocturnalMorning,

Yeah, in tiny print on the back of the packaging.

FlaminGoku,

I get that this is tongue in cheek, but seriously, some people are just waiting to die and seem to find joy in tracking how their body is breaking down vs doing something about it.

Body maintenance becomes more and more necessary as you get older. Use it or lose it.

Do strength training on the weakest parts of your body (hips, ankles, knees, shoulder, rotator cuffs, lower back, neck) and you will thank yourself decades later.

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Never stop moving.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”

I have this but I’m 21…

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Don’t forget that little back pain you had in your teens from when you did that stupid thing? Yeah, gonna hurt forever. It’s gonna hurt worse.

agressivelyPassive,

Or knee pain. Fell in an unfortunate way when I was 15 or so. Now I’ve got random intermittent knee pains for no reason.

Jamie, (edited )
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

My dad went over the bars of a dirtbike when he was about 20 and landed hard on his shoulder, but walked it off.

Came back to haunt him with a vengeance last year almost 50 years later, super high pain in that shoulder that took a surgery to go away.

Dagwood222,

Young people have a left knee and a right knee. Middle aged folks have a good knee and a bad knee. Old folks have a bad knee and a worse one.

MrsDoyle,

My bad knee is now titanium and my good knee has become my bad knee.

Dagwood222,

From Mad Magazine. You know you’re old when you skip the game highlights and start videotaping painkiller ads.

I must be old because I remember Mad Magazine AND videotapes!

Smokeydope, (edited )
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

To anyone trying to cope with minor permanent tinnitus know it gets better. When I first realized I had it at 23 I pulled neurotic worrying self pity card, a year later and its just another part of life like that weird occasional ache in your back. I dont notice it 90% of the time and put on a fan or yt video the other 10%. There’s a definite psychological toughness factor to it as you go from “oh man I really really really hope this goes away in a month I dont want this the rest of my life to " oh well could be worse better stop with the loud music and excessive drinking/smoking.”

If I ever have kids of my own I’ll make sure to let them know not to blair shit into their ears for years straight and take hearing protection seriously

devfuuu, (edited )

And the biggest surprise: new hair starts to grow out of nowhere in the nose and ears.

confluence, in Birds are great

Some birb names have recently been changed, but it was more about reversing racial stereotypes. The tits and bananaquits got to stay

lesnout27,

And what about the cocks?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Nobody wants to block the cocks.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

I wood

Rolando,

They’re all a bunch of peckers.

spez, (edited )

scientists love dicks

*for lemmy reasons this is a joke

rockerface,

I think you’re at least half right, statistically

ReeferPirate,

Still calling Kestrels Windfuckers

SheDiceToday,

I thought it was less about racial stereotypes, and more about this big recent push across multiple fields to not have people’s names attached to things. Right now (or recently) it’s about oviducts v Fallopian tubes or the bulbourethral gland v Cowperis gland in biology, which I’m familiar with. I think there was a post and comment thread about birds specifically in the last few days on Lemmy; same thing with people’s names being removed.

confluence,

From what I’ve seen, a lot of the motivation to not have peoples’ names attached to things is because people have things attached to them (such as racism). Not saying that’s every case, but I’m sure that’s a significant factor behind the general push.

Touching_Grass,

I fucking bet its really a chance for egotistical people to be able to put a names on things without having to discover new things.

confluence,

Um. The names aren’t being replaced with other personal names, and even if they were, it’s certainly not with the names of the people doing the replacement.

helpImTrappedOnline,

I think the point was they aren’t necessarily trying to replace names with their own, but they get the privilege to name it whatever they like and the name will be used until the next big wave of renaming things comes along.

confluence,

Still an odd accusation to me… How does that privilege say anything about ego, given that history probably won’t remember the renamers specifically?

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

It’s really dependent on the attitude of the renamers. Maybe they are honored for the privilege and take it seriously, others might think it’s their god given right to name things and fuck the old names. That last one may be a bit extreme, and without actually knowing these people, the best option is to just not give a fuck and move on with life.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

“Libertarian” always seems like a misnomer. Libertarians only want people like themselves to experience liberty. They aim to do nothing to address inequities like social and systemic discrimination against LGBT+ people, BIPOC, women, and others. They aim to do nothing to address poverty. It’s social darwinism at its ugliest. This is why they are practically indistinguishable from conservatives here in the US – the way they arrive may look different, but the outcomes are the same. At best, they are wearing blinders. At worst, they actively support the power structures and systems that result in things like poverty and abuse.

People who legitimately do seek liberty should instead be looking to things like anarchism, which is interested in addressing the root causes of all of these problems, such as hierarchies and the state.

Revan343,

People who legitimately do seek liberty should instead be looking to things like anarchism

Interestingly, ‘libertarian’ was originally a euphemism for ‘anarchist’, until it was co-opted by the right

Prunebutt,

“Libertarian” used to be a synonym for left-wing anarchism until Murray Rothbard purposefully co-opted the term and even bragged about it.

winterayars,

Yep it’s just a propaganda campaign.

explodicle,

Fellow left-wing anarchists: should we just give up on trying to reclaim this word? What do you call yourself among people who don’t know the context?

Prunebutt,

In Europe it’s way more ambiguous. Also: you can simply specify “left-wing”, or “right-wing” libertarian.

I usually just say “anarchist”, though ;)

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

There is equality and there is equity. Libertarians are for equality even if it creates non-equity.

Let me give an abstract example so that it is not politically charged. Suppose that there are green-skinned people in our society that for some historical reason value writing poetry above all else. And they are trying to earn their living by writing poetry and sometimes having second part time usually low paid job to support themselves.

Libertarian would say that these green people has absolute right to do so, and face consequences of their choice. This is liberty.
People who advocate equality would say - no, there is systemic green-ism that leads to green people being consistently underpaid, having less percent of them in high level jobs like CEO, and so on. They then propose all sorts of laws that will treat green people differently so that the average salary, average number of CEOs per 100,000 population and other similar metrics associated with “success” are the same for green people. This kind of differential treatment of green people is absolutely against to liberty minded people, that includes libertarians, that think that the laws should be the same to all people, regardless of their skin color, genetics and so on.

Zink,

Interesting that the systemic discrimination in your case is due to a conscious choice and not systemic discrimination.

You describe the origins of “starving artist” and not “oppressed race” IMO.

explodicle,

I assumed he was loosely referring to religion. “Go forth and multiply” [regardless of available support] is a huge source of suffering in the world.

jlou,

You can't fully experience liberty unless everyone is free

Gerbler, in Society

This is the worst Venn diagram I’ve ever read and even if it wasn’t the point would still suck.

Feirdro, in If only I had time to re-watch everything again

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

The silver lining to having sht memory.

AutomaticJack, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I once had a user whose PC would freeze every time they tried to see their desktop. Like, you minimise something full screen and the PC would freeze for a few minutes and crawl while the desktop was in view.

Turns out they had more than 4,000 items on their desktop.

That day I learned where Windows puts icons that don’t fit on the desktop (it stacks them all on the first icon’s place, lol). And this wasn’t even the problem they called about! They were just grumpily blaming Microsoft and working around it for years.

I guess my point is computer illiterate/belligerent people will find a way around the problems they cause and just blame something/someone else.

n3m37h,

I know what the problem is! Its the gigabytes! - Customer 15 years ago…

RickyRigatoni, in Do yourself a favor
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

pyrflie,

Bless their heart.

BakedGoods,

If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

Catweazle,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

@BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
"I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."

aeronmelon, in Wait

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.

SheDiceToday,

In the real words of ER docs everywhere, “Everybody dies of shock.”

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