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Ghyste, in Light Roast

I feel like this picture doesn’t go with the text.

Imgonnatrythis,

Because tits?

jwt,

Hard to tell cause of his apron.

Ghyste,

Indeedy.

johnofthesea, in survival optional.

I’ve been fined on German highways for going too fast. Memes like these are myths. It is based on fact that there is no default upper limit on highway. But there are speed-limit signs on German highways.

rimjob_rainer,

An Autobahn has per default no speed limit for cars, except when there is one indicated by a speed limit sign. But there are many parts on any Autobahn without speed limit signs, so in reality you can very often drive as fast as you want.

There are many opportunities to drive with 200km/h or more if you want, but often the traffic prevents going with this speed for longer than a few seconds or minutes.

OceanSoap,

Plus, anyone who has traveled in South Asia or South America knows that Germany is much, much more safe to drive in than most of the rest of the world.

Flumsy,

About 1/3 of the Autobahn has speed limits. The other 2/3 dont have a speed limit

ArcaneSlime,

I think it’s based on the (fahrt fahrt fahrt auf den) Autobahn. Now, I’m not german so I could be wrong, but here’s what wikipedia says regarding speed limits on the autobahn:

Much of the system has no speed limit for some classes of vehicles.[1] However, limits are posted and enforced in areas that are urbanised, substandard, accident-prone, or under construction. On speed-unrestricted stretches, an advisory speed limit (Richtgeschwindigkeit) of 130 kilometres per hour (81 mph) applies.[2] While driving faster is not illegal in the absence of a speed limit, it can cause an increased liability in the case of a collision (which mandatory auto insurance has to cover); courts have ruled that an “ideal driver” who is exempt from absolute liability for “inevitable” tort under the law would not exceed Richtgeschwindigkeit.

So, it certainly seems there is a basis for the jokes, even if they aren’t 100% historically accurate.

Echrichor,

I’ve driven around the Western side of Germany a few times and there really weren’t many sections that were unrestricted, and those that were unrestricted were not that long, and often very busy. Anecdotally, I did ask about it the first time I went and the advice I got was that while it is technically unrestricted you should be going at a similar speed to the traffic around you. If there are people in the middle lane and you blast past them at double their speed, that could be seen as unsafe by police and get you in trouble.

cuacamole,

You can totally go 250km/h on the A5 from Frankfurt to Darmstadt, if traffic allows it. That wont always be possible, but typically if it isnt during work traffic, 160-200km/h is doable comfortably, even on other parts of the Autobahn

The longest unrestricted part that ive driven should be the A71, where you can go longer passages without restrictions, save for the tunnels.

miss_brainfart,
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If there are people in the middle lane and you blast past them at double their speed, that could be seen as unsafe

First comes the Porsche, who then gets bullied off the left lane by a Lamborghini, who then gets bullied off the left lane by an Audi RS6.

That’s Germany

Bigmouse,

You forgot about the Ford Focus bullying the Audi off of the left lane.

“Was is’n des für ein Kombi? Der macht ja voll Terror!”

miss_brainfart,
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Legendary video

henfredemars, in anyone?

Honestly forgot it was a thing. I figured that it had disappeared by now.

LastYearsPumpkin, in Priorities

I love how everyone worships dogs. Most dogs I’ve met are exciting as fuck, they play constantly, run around everywhere and jump with you. I fully understand that this is a dog lover problem, but damn, dogs are special.

Kids are similar, they are exciting, dirty, loud, playful, etc… Again, this is usually due to being human.

Most dog owners and parents are probably having a great time being dog owners and parents.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

I’m more of a cat person.

ciapatri,

You know you’re not on reddit when the cat person gets downvoted.

hairynipple,

Fucking vegans, can’t go two seconds without mentioning it…

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

Wtf, I ain’t no fucking vegan. How insulting.

Bayz0r,

I’m a vegan dog lover and I’m insulted!

IHaveTwoCows,

CATS EAT MEAT EXCLUSIVELY

someguy3, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

Tristaniopsis,

Do you like pina coladas?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!

tubaruco,

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

AnUnusualRelic, in This is the master race...?
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When I grow up, I want to be a Playmobil. But a nazi Playmobil.

Say no more!

criitz, in Eternal struggle. But swapped

It’s backwards

hakunawazo, in How's your housing market these days?

Maybe it’s just the frontend for the umbrella hive?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37c53e8d-e6fb-4286-94c7-ed0b358c459d.jpeg

Siegfried,

For reference, I remember some dude selling an old American missile silo or something (like 6 stories buried in the desert) for like USD 350k

hakunawazo,

That’s dirt cheap. Missile included?

Siegfried, (edited )

Haha, nope no missile. It’s america, not russia. The post lead to a selling page showing photos of the place. It looked legit and it was taken down in a day or so… or they sold it.

I think this is the one. Sorry for the paywall

Edit: it’s a titan II if anyone is interested.

zeekaran, in Dragons

Real European dragon. Smaller than a horse. Basically a scaly dog.

MaxVoltage,
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Im drunk and this is my ROARRR

Bronco1676, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

For a second, I thought Lemmy had advertisements now.

ElBarto, (edited ) in #memes
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First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

problematicPanther,
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i’m sorry for your loss.

BulbasaurBabu,

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

kameecoding,

What kind of put down did you use?

You breath smells in the morning? Where there people there saying Daaamn for your putdowns?

Spill the beans mate

JoYo, in Lemmy about to implode.
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when is valve gonna release capitalism 3?

Chriswild,

Valve would have to go to mom before Google would let them have a turn on the capitalism 3.

Rozauhtuno,
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Right after Capitalism 2: Episode 2

Klear,

And Capitalism: Alyx

JoYo,
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communists will disagree but this is capitalism 3.

ICastFist,
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Upgraded to run on the new GoldSrc Engine 2

TheBat,
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3

What’s that funny symbol?

  • Valve
blind3rdeye,

I notice that 3 looks like a sideways ω, which is the symbol used to represent an ordinal number larger than all finite ordinal numbers.

In other words Valve might see 3 as essentially meaning infinity, and is thus unreachable. No matter how many new versions they make, they can never get to 3.

Shyfer,

I feel old that I remember when people made this joke about Capcom - That they didn’t know how to count to 3. Now it’s just Valve, it’s for all their games instead of one, and I feel like it’s been true way longer than I could make the joke about Capcom lol.

For context, there was like a million versions of Street Fighter 2. (SF 2 : Champion Edition, SF II: Turbo, Super SF II: New Challengers, Super SF II: Turbo, Hyper SF II, it went on and on).

bi_tux,
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I think it’s some kind of indian luck rune

LEDZeppelin, in Cavity search

That’s trump level defense - you can’t take me to court for stealing because that violates my Hippo rights

NutWrench, in How was this a feel good story?!
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I thought Fireball’s reaction to Rudolph’s glowing nose was a little extreme. He’s a magical, flying reindeer who lives with Santa and his elves at the North Pole. Surely, he has seen some really weird sh*t.

But he reacts to Rudolph as if his skull had burst into flames.

Paradachshund,

Maybe for reindeer having a red nose is equivalent to a human having no nose. Just super disturbing look on a deep level.

Alaskaball, in I might move again. (Or not)
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spaphy,

You seem like you enjoy having fun. I like that.

Octopus1348,
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What the hell is happening

bubbalu,

join us charlie-clarify

Infamousblt,
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Hexbear will always stay winning it’s impossible for anyone to stop us bridget-pride-stay-mad

SunnyAdriano,

While I’m not on Hexbear, I’m a huge fan. We’ll stay with you till the bitter end comrades.

Infamousblt,
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Kusimulkku,

Hexbear always has the funniest takes, I give them that

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