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ivanafterall, in How could my body betray me like this?
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If you just pee in bed, you can stay comfy and it'll warm you up even more.

Custoslibera,

Warmth is only temporary.

Cold wetness lasts a long time.

clif, in Pleas wait

I have chickens and have seen this meme before, but it’s been years and I think I threw out my back laughing at it again.

Thanks bud.

flossdaily, in I would eat this

So is lemmy just dead?

This post is the number 1 post when sorting by hot in the category ALL. It’s been here an hour with ZERO comments?

Every other post in my feed is similar. What is happening?

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is small website

Deceptichum,
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Get a better feed? I’m seeing lots of commentary on mine.

Decoy321,

It’s not a giant social media platform with corporate backing that’s been around for decades.

Cut it some slack.

Plus it’s only been an hour.

Redjard,
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hot is not a good sort

bdonvr,

Sort by top -> 6 hours

Hot sort sucks

agentshags,
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Six is good, also check out local on six or new and curate your subscribed as well.

darcy,
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cope

Kusimulkku,

Lemmy has never been terribly active

saltnotsugar, in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

CorrodedCranium,
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A terrifying exhibit about what cloacas are

rotopenguin,
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A titillating display of what cloacas are

Gabu,

I’ll be honest, the audience for this one is very small.

SEND_NOODLES_PLS, in How do y'all say GIF?

gee ayy eff

solidgrue, in The bomb to worry about
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Douglas Adams would approve

RampantParanoia2365, in Snails

Your image is clearly clipped at the bottom. What happened to the small margin, like at the top? People, have some pride in your artwork.

strawberry, in Lung extensions
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I'm emailing them let's see if someone actually has that email

over_clox,

Look further into the comments, someone already emailed them and got a response LOL!

But hey, if you get a response that differs from that, by all means share it. 👍

Long Lung Club!

SpasmodicColon, in Time is a flat circle
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“There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations”

UrPartnerInCrime,
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I read one book, why would I need to read another? It’s just gunna be the same letters in a diffrent order.

idunnololz, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Succession.

n_emoo, in reverse Indy

Or a reverse Narcos TV show where south american authorities enter and destroy US gun factories.

Scraft161, in switch.....
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Only consistent dark theme so I use it on all the mobile apps, I’d much rather have some way of defining a custom theme for apps to follow like you can do with GTK and Qt on Linux.

tammie,
@tammie@lemmy.world avatar

Material You

Scraft161,
@Scraft161@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Except all but 3 apps are built on top of things that don’t support it.

Maybe in the future; but I don’t have too much hope right now.

Drusas, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

/book

xusontha,

Books too lol

blanketswithsmallpox, in How could my body betray me like this?

The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night…

Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.

SpeedLimit55,

You gotta pee just before bed then brush your teeth then pee a little bit more.

AeroLemming, in Time is a flat circle

As opposed to a… round circle?

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