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danc4498, in Lung extensions

Why can’t this be real?

Makeshift, in Just plain good advice

… That’s the time of day I feel good about life.

I mean I know life sucks but I’d like to enjoy myself at the peaceful low-stress hours!

getoffthedrugsdude, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

Which show?

NateNate60, in We're doomed

A reminder for context: it’s not summer yet in Antarctica. Summer doesn’t start until December. It’s still supposed to be cold.

vivadanang,

instead of adding ice this winter, they lost ice. during antarctic winter.

TenderfootGungi,

That is not correct. The Antarctic gained far less ice, but it did gain.

scitechdaily.com/brrr-eaking-milestones-antarctic…

vivadanang,

hey thanks for the details, I misread the ice shelf dropping off as total losses. it’s still the worst winter on record. reuters.com/…/no-quick-fix-reverse-antarctic-sea-…

terminhell, in oh come on, do it

Wait, your actually playing the game? I thought adding mods and sorting load order is the game.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“It finally works!”

Never plays it again

i_stole_ur_taco,

Omg I thought this was just me.

Spend an hour on nexusmods and fooling around with installing them, then call it a night.

It’s the gaming equivalent of spending the night scrolling Netflix and never watching anything.

terminhell,

I’ve not played a Bethesda game in a few months (BG3 now, and about to check out phantom liberty after finishing my current replay of bg3). But I’ve gotten a really solid ‘base’ of Skyrim mods. From there I’ll usually just add or remove a few depending on what my vision is for the next replay XD. Took years, and is generally very stable.

archiotterpup, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

What in the caucasity.

Thteven, in from 1st to 5th
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Fuck yeah, cat car is best car. Meow.

blindbunny, in A new alternative to the "bro explaining" meme

Eh nothing captures the toxic masculinity quite like holding a woman’s neck to mansplain something to her.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I feel like the guy standing over the girl at a party with his hand on the wall above her head - to show “ownership” - is even more representative of the species.

Archlinuxforever,
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What “species”

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Masculinus Toxicitus

austinfloyd,

Oh that’s definitely true. I was just surprised to see something similar (especially the avoiding eye contact) in the animal kingdom.

Riven,
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I’m not defending this dude at all but some people just like it. My girlfriend has explicitly told me that she likes when I grab,/squeeze her neck. I’m also not a mansplaning douch though.

stephen01king,

Does she make that uncomfortable face when you grab her neck in public?

peopleproblems,

Yeah, my ex liked it too, but she explained that it was like an easy massage she could get me to give her in public.

rotopenguin, in Am I being detaineded?
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AACB

Ragdoll_X, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!
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Me after playing the Adastra VN

wholeofthemoon, in Leg day is hard, ok?

For me it’s always the energy to go out and be around too many people (at a gym). I’d work out so much more if I had a home gym!

Ack, in reverse Indy

Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.

Lifebandit666,

He’d be going in through the butthole

Potatisen,

Of a young boy-Indy

jimmydoreisalefty, in How could my body betray me like this?

A diaper may help.

Or hold off on drinking liquids near your sleep schedule?

Custoslibera,

Kegels is the solution that’s worked for me.

Franzia, in How could my body betray me like this?

Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.

Custoslibera,

This better not awaken anything in me…

Franzia,

Like your need to pee right away? 🤭

Resistentialism,

Yes, mummy.

Resistentialism,

You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

Franzia,

Romantic

Martineski, in How could my body betray me like this?
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  • Holzkohlen,

    Did you also just wet your bed?

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