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Assman, in Ding!
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

TootSweet,

He looks like Tom Hanks’ character in Castaway going through a too-much-eyeshadow phase.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

Alteon,

Spot on!

MBZzZzZzZz,

This looks like Mel Gibson shortly after his divorce.

Rozauhtuno, in literally no clue
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Etterra, in Its go time!

Only the funniest one ever: Radioactive by Imagine Dragons. Don’t get me wrong, I love Weird Al, but the video for Radioactive is like something from the best fever dream ever.

Etterra, in haha, im in danger

Me: oh this could be an interesting way to die.

BaronVonBort, in Never, my good man!

Maybe I AM a haunted house.

bleistift2, in Boomers be like

I find it even more annoying when they refuse to use their hearing aids. It’s not my problem if they can’t read the newspaper, but repeating every sentence because they need two attempts to understand it… aAaAAAaahh!

bigFab, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Ppl who have no idea how palestinian conflict started half a century ago commenting like ‘completely different cases!’

Same ppl fifty years later and war continues in Ukraine: ‘ok, now I get it’

Agent641,

It all started with this fuckin’ Serbian dude getting a sandwich…

redditReallySucks, in You shall not pass!
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This annoyed me so much in watch dogs

madcaesar, in don't know, don't care

Satan is the only character in the Bible that tells the truth.

Bootheal0179, in I have several questions, actually
@Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

db2,

Briefly.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list

Bread,

I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.

EmptySlime,

There’s a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he’s going to shove the one guy’s head up the other guy’s ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

Gradually_Adjusting, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody’s going to mention the lit stick of dynamite?

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

what about the eyeball just laying there?

papalonian,

This is a shtick of this comic series. The number above the author’s signature indicates how many of these recurring objects (the dynamite, eyeball, I believe the crown is one of them) are present in that comic. This one supposedly has 4 but I can’t find the fourth one anywhere

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Got it

gsfraley,

Maybe it’s the random 2?

papalonian,

I thought either that or something to do with the can of soda

Edit: looked up a list of hidden symbols from the comic. The crown is one, and the “K2” at the end of the soda logo is the last one.

BoxerDevil,

Yeah they always put something like that in a weird hiden spot

jsh, in anyone?

Yes

Etterra, in You shall not pass!

Me: This is my MIRV in Fallout; it fires a salvo of mini nukes that can vaporize everything in a quarter kilometer radius.

Static props: cool story bro

teft, in Never, my good man!
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Winifred Sanderson is almost 400 years old and even she gets down to some spooky sounds.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffB5ZwJ41AM

itsgroundhogdayagain, in literally no clue

if I didn’t take care of my lawn, I’d have invasive Bermuda grass getting into everything and it would kill all the other plants. I’ve also looked into overseeding with mini clover but I’ve read that it doesn’t tolerate traffic well. open to any suggestions as I’m fighting a losing battle with fescue and the damn Bermuda.

Knoxvomica,

Fescue is amazing grass. I suggest overseeing with an aggressive ryegrass if you really have issues, but just let the Bermuda grass be. Otherwise add in some microclover seed for good measure.

BB69,

But I thought grass is bad

IMALlama,

Monoculture anything is bad. For example, many parks will have tons of trees but if you pay attention you’ll likely on see the same handful of species.

sammer510, (edited )

A few options. Cover the entire lawn for an extended period of time with a bunch of tarps or cardboard so no sunlight reaches the grass. Kill the entire thing. Start over with native seeds. Or roto till the entire thing

For me personally Bermuda grass never stood a chance against all the clover, dandelions, cheeseweed, purslane, tall flatsedge, and broadleaf plantain that make up a lot of what used to be the lawn. Some of those are invasive technically but at least rabbits come to eat the dandelions and plantains

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